Rap Battles of FanFiction: Sonic the Hedgehog vs Kung Fu Panda

by jweaks2016

Your favorite characters go head to head to determine who's the best. Original characters and one or two OCs in here. See a character from each side square off against each other to see who's the better rapper. Vote on who won in the reviews, and we'll see which side ultimately won at the end of the book of battles. Rated T for some language (no F bombs though).

13. Sally Acorn vs Master Shifu

Previous battle winner: Wolf Boss (1 to 0)

RAP BATTLES OF FANFICTION!

Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Kung Fu Panda

Sally Acorn vs. Master Shifu

BEGIN!

Sally

Listen up "master who is one with the world!"

Gather the guts to face me and I'll have you hurled

Off a cliff, ya piece of shit! You're no Midnight Cowboy!

You're getting' a Dustin, Hoffman, so don't act coy.

I'm a queen! You're a master of a stereotype.

I suggest you make like Crane and start to take flight!

Ya have a noddle mustache and are a rip-off of Yoda.

There's no winning this battle. Somebody shoulda told ya.

'Cause I'm royalty and a Hero! You're just Stranger than Fiction!

I'll make it Rain, Man! You lose, Shifu, so suck on that diction!

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Shifu

I should keep my composure and block out your crass,

But I think I'll instead open a can of whoop-ass.

You're universally hated and partially nude

And when I say you look like a man, I don't intend to be rude.

I taught the Dragon Warrior to face impossible odds

And had to face my old apprentice who thought he could take on gods.

I'm the best kung-fu fighter the world has right now

And surely I can put down this smelly cow.

I think you should slink back to your home in a dump.

You've got the hair and the attitude of Donald Trump.

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Sally

Looks like we've got a hypocrite here.

I think I'll wash up in your Pool of Sacred Tears

And kick this furry dumpling back into his palace!

Keep your composure? Ha! You're full of malice.

I'm fit! You're kinda fat.

I'm pretty. You're hard to look at.

I'll make the red panda race extinct and make you into a fleece,

Because beating you is possible with inner peace.

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Shifu

What games were you in? That's right. None.

I've been in two movies and I'm on my third one!

You've been forgotten and swiftly cast aside.

The people who created you have left you to die.

You're beneath my talents, so I waste no more time

Dealing with this unworthy furry slime.

My words are like a virus, so this is the Outbreak.

You're not off the Hook. A good servant is what you'll make.

WHO WON?

DECIDE IN THE REVIEWS!

A new battle approaches! Next up: Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Po Ping

Just a note that I won't be doing a rematch of Amy Rose vs. Master Viper due to two reasons. First, I'm running out of rhymes (lol) and secondly, my goal was to get this story done a few months ago. I'm now making the final battle on the 31st of December at noon (in EST). If you didn't think this battle was that good, I agree with ya, but I did two VERY minor characters with not much info about them in general, so a little slack is much appreciated :)