Here's a challenge, try and count how many times the word 'appear' is in this story.

"Tonight on Organization XIII: The Reality Show,"

Roxas appears on screen. "I've always had suspicions of Axel and Larxene, this is just more proof."

Then Xion appears, "I can't believe they did that!"

The screen turns black and the words 'Organization XIII: The Reality Show' appear in bold red. The theme song turns on, and all of the members appear.

After the opening, the camera cuts to Roxas and Xion crouching behind a couch.

"Welcome to Organization XIII: The Reality Show." Roxas whispered.

"Today we have a special prank planned for Axel and Larxene." Xion whispered then raised the pie she was holding to the camera.

Roxas then appears in front of the red curtain. "We all know they love each other. It's so obvious, the way they're always sitting together and talking. I've always had suspicions of Axel and Larxene, this is just more proof."

The camera cuts back to them both. "Would you like to do the honors, Roxas?" Xion asked.

"Sure," Roxas accepted the pie from Xion and crawled to the edge of the couch. Xion giggled and the camera angle changed to face Axel and Larxene from the front view, whilst Roxas slowly stood behind them; still holding the pie.

"SURPRISE!" He yelled before slamming the pie into Axel's face. Larxene jumped from the couch.

"What's your problem?!" Axel yelled and tried to wipe some of the pie off his face. Xion began laughing hysterically and revealed herself from behind the couch.

The cameramen came out of hiding and Axel freaked out. "NO! NO WAY!" He yelled and tried to cover his face.

Axel appeared in front of the red curtain. "They are so going to regret that! Just watch, Larxy-I mean Larxene and I are gonna get our revenge!"

Then Larxene appeared, "Those little twerps are gonna get what's coming to them! How dare they do that to Axie-I mean Axel!" A faint blush appeared on her cheeks. "Sure, sometimes Axel can be a little annoying with his catchphrase and I can be a bit of a bitch sometimes, but we've been getting to know each other better and-NEVERMIND I'M NOT TELLING YOU ANYTHING!" Her cheeks were now as red as a tomato.

Axel appeared again. "Do I like Larxene? I like hanging out with her and all. I take back what I said about her being a bitch, she's actually a really nice, beautiful, kind-I mean a total bitch, yeah!" Axel looked away from the camera and blushed.

The camera cut back to the group in the mission room. Axel stomped out and Larxene glared at both Roxas and Xion who were still laughing hysterically. She then summoned her kunai and ran toward them.

Roxas grabbed Xion's arm. "RUN!" He yelled and instantly they both ran down the hall with Larxene close behind. The camera angle switched to one hanging from the corner of the wall.

After what seemed like an eternity of running, they made it to Roxas' room. Roxas ran inside, dragging Xion alongside him. He slammed the door closed and looked over at Xion. "You okay?" He asked. She nodded in response. Roxas looked down and realized he was still holding her hand.

"Oh, uh, sorry…" He blushed and let go of her hand.

The camera switches to the one in the hall; facing Larxene and a now clean-faced Axel snickering in front of Roxas' door.

"This'll teach them not to mess with us." Larxene said to Axel before taking a key out of her pocket and locking Roxas' door. Afterwards, they both ran down the hall whilst Larxene screams.

The camera switches back to the one inside Roxas' room. Xion gasps at the sound of Larxene's scream and heavy footsteps.

"W-What happened?" Xion stammered nervously. She reaches for the doorknob and tries to open it, but it wouldn't budge. She looks over at Roxas with a worried look.

He tries to open the door himself, but it still does not budge. "That's weird," He mumbled.

"Now what do we do?" Xion asks while Roxas tries to open the door.

"Someone will probably open the door for us soon, don't worry," He reassured her.

Xion began to cry at the word probably. "Xion, don't cry," Roxas embraced her and she buried her face into his shoulder.

"We're gonna die here." She sobbed.

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20 MINUTES LATER

"Ohmygosh, we'regonnadiewe'regonnawe'regonnadie!" Xion wailed as she rocked back and forth in a fetal position in the corner of the room.

Roxas paced around in the room. "For the last time, Xion, we are going to be fine!" He tried for the millionth time to open the door, then slammed his fist in the wall in frustration. He observed the doorknob and rubbed his chin his thought. "If only I had some kind of key…" He thought aloud. "Aha! A key!" He summoned his keyblade and pointed it at the doorknob. A beam of light shot out into the keyhole and the sound of a door unlocking was heard.

"ALL OF THIS TIME AND YOU JUST FOUND OUT HOW TO OPEN THE FREAKING DOOR!" Xion yelled.

"You didn't know how to open it either!" Roxas shot back.

"I was scared, okay?" She stood from the corner of the room and walked toward the door. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like to leave now." She opened the door and stepped out, only to be covered in water.

"DEMYX!" She yelled. Roxas snickered and Axel and Larxene revealed themselves from around the corner.

"Wasn't Demyx," Axel laughed.

Xion appeared in front of the red curtain. "I can't believe they did that! I almost died from anxiety! I thought I was going to die, okay? All we did was just pie him in the face, not lock him in a room for an hour!"

"20 minutes," The cameraman corrected.

"IT FELT LIKE AN HOUR!"

The camera cut back to the hallway.

"Why would you do that? I was having a nervous breakdown in there, you know!" Xion stormed off to her room.

Axel continued laughing. Roxas turned to the camera. "Anyway that's all the time we-" Larxene pushed Roxas out of the camera's view into the wall. "OW!"

"That's all the time we have left for today, I'm Larxene!" She struck a pose to the camera.

"I'm, arghh, Roxas," The camera moved to the left to show Roxas holding his arm and wincing in pain.

"And I'm Axel, got it memorized?"

"This was another episode of Organization XIII: The Reality Show." Larxene waved at the camera. "Bye!"

"You should do something about that catchphrase of yours."

"Well you should do something about your pms!"

"You did not just say that!"

"ARRGHHH!" Roxas groaned.

The screen turns black. "Coming up," The narrator says.

Xigbar appears on screen in front of a red curtain. "Tonight we're planning to raid Larxene's room," He grins. "It's gonna be awesome."

"What will they find in Larxene's room? Find out in the next episode of Organization XIII: The Reality Show!"

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