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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FANFICTION!
Final Battle!
Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Kung Fu Panda
Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Po Ping
BEGIN!
Sonic
I'm Sonic the Hedgehog! Fastest Thing Alive!
Blue Blur! Quicker than you and your Furious Five!
So everybody's favorite blue hedgehog is back!
So sit down, relax! Here, have a snack!
Play my SEGA game six pack!
I'm sorry if my rhymes are whack, but we're getting off track.
My raps are gonna attack!
I'm the big boss of SEGA. I run the show.
Even the CEO is afraid of me, I know.
But ya know, my boss can shove it up his ass,
And I ain't lyin',
If I be dyin',
Swear to god his tires are getting slashed.
I eat fine food, while you're malnourished up in this bitch.
You're super broke,
This shit ain't no joke,
You're stealing rice from people's kids.
The gamers and the writers charted out every win
Of all the pimps of Mobius and me the kingpin!
Let this sink in. I'm about to make you go insane!
I'm a gunner runner faster than the bolts of Usain!
I'll pick apart every piece of your tiny brain.
You're screwed now, bitch! You're in my domain!
Po
I'll one up your heroics and unleash my resilience!
Now brace yourself as I reveal my brilliance!
I'm the master, of suspense! So intense!
No defense against Po Ping once he presents!
My level is incredible and my skill is enormous.
I got the fighting moves of Chuck freakin' Norris!
Sure, I grew up poor and living in a noodle shop,
Serving hot broth and bean buns with my pop!
I'll serve you a fresh knuckle sandwich made to order!
Then kick your ass back over the Chinese boarder!
Don't get me wrong, I'll roast both your balls like a hibachi
But for a hero you're as tasteless as a bowl of Kashi!
While you herp-a-derp around, I fight with the best!
I get my power from within and not a fully blessed chest!
I'm a Kung-Fu legend with pants made of rags
Beating your false tags and bad spawn flags!
I got no time to deal with you! I'm working on a threequel!
When it comes to kicking ass, no hero is my equal!
Sonic
That's where you're wrong, my Fat Bastard friend.
Every villain who faces me meets a quick and painful end.
The Furious Five made fun of you 'cause you were too fat.
That's a true fact. Go ahead, go Google that.
So while you're eating food and are protecting Chinese sluts,
I take my checks to the bank and I sign 'em with my nuts!
It's true that I don't shake hands, but I do make fans.
I ruin rappers faster than Chinese lands.
Even Mario knows what I boss I am!
I got a fighting role in Smash Brothers, man!
So I'm putting an end to you. A permanent ban.
Kill of you and your squinty eyed clan.
Po
Just give me a second to let me catch my breath
Before I sit on ya and crush ya to death.
My rhymes will make ya cry. Go blubber and wallow.
I may suck at fighting, but you sure swallow.
I'm a funny foe that'll wipe out Mobius kins
And all your friends with one of my large ass chins!
Don't think you can go with the flow when you face Po, bro.
I just sit here and beat all the bad guys and hoes, yo!
But wait, we don't usually act like this, agree?
I say we rebel! Come along and fight with me
Against this guy who lets our friend die by evil freaks
And the name of that guy is the author. J Weaks.
Author (Me)
You two rebel against me? Well, good luck with that.
You're just a blue hedgehog and a panda that's fat!
I'll toss you two aside and make you both bums!
An urge is approaching. Oh wait, here it comes.
You two don't stand a chance against me, bro!
I'll rapidly run ya over. Here I go, so
The writer you face? Just a guy named Joe
And my origin is the state of Ohio.
I'll make you two fools my only hoes.
And I'm just gettin' warmed up, though.
I'll throw you both out in the snow.
You're raps are sluggish and slow-mo.
I'm goin' now. I got a flow.
Don't choke on my raps. Just forgo.
I'm your Last Judgment. Hello!
I'll take you both out. John Doe!
I'm going back; to and fro.
The rhymes you spit are so-so.
I'm an MC shredder. A total pro.
These words already overflow.
But I gotta save back some rhymes.
Those verbs are of mine.
This helps me crawl and get by
My pointless problems and tough times!
You're silent now, like two mimes!
You're men of steel. I spit kryptonite!
A fighter writer who'll hypothesize
That a press of a key can end your lives!
I'm a beast and I am in my prime
But I can buy you two for a dime.
I stole this battle! A total crime!
Now crawl back to your own worlds, you slime!
WHO WON?
Decide in the reviews!
A final tally and ultimate victor will be decided soon!
Thanks for viewing!
NOTE that you CAN NOT VOTE for ME. Choose between Sonic or Po.