Sorry, these chapters are beginning to take a long time to write! But thanks for continuing to read!
"Tonight on Organization XIII: The Reality Show,"
Xigbar appears on screen; grinning. "Tonight we're planning to raid Larxene's room, it's gonna be awesome!"
Then Larxene appears. "He got what he deserved." She smiles devilishly.
The camera cuts to the opening. Afterwards, the screen turns black and the words 'Organization XIII: The Reality Show' appear in bold red. The camera then cuts to Xigbar, Demyx, and Zexion in front of a door labeled 'XII'.
"Welcome to Organization XIII: The Reality Show!" Demyx said.
Xigbar appears in front of the red curtain. "Tonight we're planning to raid Larxene's room, it's gonna be awesome!"
Then Demyx appears, "I'm excited to see what Larxy has in her room. I only caught a few glances of her room from that time when she asked me to kill a spider that was in her bathroom. Oh wait, she told me not to tell anyone about that...oops."
Then Zexion, "...I don't know what I'm doing here."
The camera cut back to the hall.
"Alright, you guys remember the plan?" Xigbar asked.
"Yep!"
"Yes.."
"Then let's go,"
Zexion and Xigbar went to hide behind the corner of the hall. The camera angle changed to the one hanging from the wall. Demyx walked up to Larxene's door and knocked.
A few moments later, she opened the door a crack. "What do you want?" She asked coldly.
"Umm.. I...uhh…" He looked up at the ceiling in thought.
Larxene opened the door wider and crossed her arms impatiently. "What is it?"
"Oh yeah! I remember now! Saïx had...a..umm..important mission for you!"
She raised an eyebrow. "And he asked you to tell me this?"
He nodded. "Yeah! You should go right away!"
"Yeah right," She went to close the door, but Demyx stopped it from shutting all the way.
"Wait! I'm telling the truth!" He turned to the corner of the hall where Zexion and Xigbar were hiding. "Right, Zexy?" He asked.
Larxene turned to see what Demyx was looking at. "Huh?"
The camera dramatically zoomed in on the corner of the wall.
The camera then cut to Xigbar in front of the red curtain. "Damnit, Demyx! You blew our cover!"
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The camera cut back to Demyx at Larxene's door; both of them looking at the corner of the hall for someone to appear. After an eternity of silence, Zexion reemerged from the corner.
"Hey, Zexy! Larxy has an important mission that Saïx sent me to tell her, right?" Demyx winked.
"Demyx what are you doing here? I was supposed to tell Larxene about her mandatory mission in Castle Oblivion." Zexion stated.
Demyx frowned. "No you—"
"Anyway, Larxene," Zexion began, turning to her. "Saïx didn't tell me too many details about it, but he did say something about being teamed with Axel—"
"What?" A smile instantly spread across her face. "Where's Saïx?"
"The..umm.."
"I believe I last saw him walking in The Hall of Empty Melodies." Zexion answered.
"Dude, that's like on the other side of the castle!" Demyx exclaimed. "It'll take her an hour just to—"
Larxene ran out of her room and pushed Zexion out of her way.
"Well that was easier than I expected." Zexion thought aloud.
"Thanks for backing me up, by the way." Demyx said. "You're a great liar!"
"And you are a terrible liar."
"Hey!"
At that moment, Xigbar emerged from the corner. "Nice work, now let's get in there and see what we can find."
The camera angle changed to face the inside of Larxene's room.
They all walked in and Demyx looked up at the camera hanging from the ceiling.
"There's cameras everywhere…" He mumbled to himself. "Even in our rooms…"
Xigbar immediately began to look through Larxene's things and Demyx joined him.
Zexion awkwardly stood in the doorway.
"What're you doing just standing there? Come here and help!" Xigbar said.
"I'd prefer not to be involved in any of this." Zexion said and took a seat on the edge of Larxene's bed.
"Suit yourself,"
10 MINUTES LATER
"There's nothing interesting in here!" Xigbar said, aggressively closing Larxene's drawer. "Just clothes,"
"Hey, check this out," Zexion and Xigbar crowded around Demyx. He took out what he found from underneath Larxene's bed. "It's Larxene's diary,"
"Open it!" Xigbar insisted.
Demyx opened the book and read aloud the first page. "Dear diary," He read. "OMG did you see how hot Axel looked today? (Ha, his element is fire and he's hot.) I can't believe he spoke to me! I'm gonna have to keep up the whole 'tough girl' ruse. Tbh, I'm just a—"
"What are you doing?!" Larxene yelled from the doorway.
"Uhh..we were just…"
"Is that my diary?!" Lightning began to flicker around her and she summoned her kunai.
"Uh oh,"
Zexion ran out of the room without being caught, since he was the closest to the door. He ran to the corner of the hall where he was safe. The camera angle changed to the cameramen in front of Zexion; facing him directly. Shrieks of mercy could be heard from Larxene's room and sparks of lightning.
The camera cut to Larxene in front of the red curtain. "He got what he deserved," She smiled devilishly. "It's just more evidence on why you shouldn't mess with me."
The camera cut back to a terrified looking Zexion. "Uhh…" He turned to the cameramen with wide eyes. "I suppose that's all the time we have left for today, I'm Zexion and that was Demyx and Xigbar." He gave a weak smile to the camera. "Stay tuned for—" Screams from Demyx interrupted Zexion.
"How did she even make it back that quick?"
The camera turned black.
"Coming up,"
"Today, we get to see what these Organization missions exactly are, and what they do during one." The narrator voices over as they show clips of Axel and Roxas killing a giant heartless together. "Find out what they do in the next episode!"
Feel free to pm me an idea for upcoming chapters! Seriously, my ideas are becoming so limited that I had to result to making a chapter about the missions.