"Tonight on Organization XIII: The Reality Show,"

Xion appears on screen. "That was so mean!" She says.

The camera cuts to the opening, afterwards Axel, Roxas, and Xion appear on screen leaning against a wall; singing.

"When you walk away you don't hear me say, pleeaaase, oh baaaby, don't go." They sing. "Simple and clean is the way-" Axel and Roxas both stop singing once they notice the camera. Xion continues to sing; oblivious to what's going on. "-That you're making me feeeeel tonight, it's haaard to let it go."

"Xion…

"Hooold me, whatever lies beyond this mooorning is a little later on. Regardless of warnings, the future doesn't scare me at aaallll,"

"Xion…"

"Nothing's like before!"

"XION!" Roxas and Axel yelled simultaneously.

"What?!"

"We're recording!" Roxas pointed to the camera.

"Oh, uh," Xion looked over at the camera and composed herself. "Welcome to Organization XIII: The Reality Show."

"That's my line…" Roxas frowned.

Xion ignored him and continued to speak to the camera. "For today's episode, we're going to show you what we do during a mission."

"Our—" Roxas began.

"Our mission today is to collect organization sigils; pretty easy," Axel interrupted.

"Guys—"

"Then what are we waiting for? Let's go!" Xion ran out of view of the camera and Axel followed. Roxas sighed and trudged behind.

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The camera cut to Xion in front of the red curtain. "I just love missions! It gives you something to do, you know? It's so boring just sitting around in the castle all day."

The camera then cut to Axel, "I hate missions. I would rather sleep in all day." He yawned.

Then Roxas, "... I just want to get this over with."

The camera cut to a montage of the trio collecting sigils. The montage ended on a clip of them walking down a path in what appears to be Twilight Town.

"I feel like we found all of them already," Xion thought out loud. "But the mission still isn't complete, hmm, where could those other two be?"

"Let's check in the underground passages," Roxas suggested.

"Oh, I know!" Xion's eyes lit up. "How about we check in the underground passages?"

Roxas rolled his eyes.

"UGH," Axel groaned. "These missions are so boring!"

"Then what do you want to do instead?" Xion asked.

Axel looked at the ground underneath the path where they walked.

"Uh, oh," Xion said once she noticed the mischievous grin that spread across Axel's face. "What are you thinking?"

"Shh!" He motioned for them to join over where he was looking. The camera moved to face what he was looking at. Three kids could be seen talking to each other and laughing.

"I'm thinking we play a little prank on them," Axel whispered.

"No way! We don't even know who they are!" Xion whisper-shouted.

"Which makes it even funnier," Axel replied.

The camera cut to Axel walking out of a store, carrying a huge sack of flour. He walked back to the path where they were before, whilst Roxas and Xion followed behind; snickering.

He waited for the right moment when they were directly underneath, and poured the flour all over them. The brunette girl screamed and the blonde boy tried to wipe the flour off of his clothes. The other boy with them began to cough from the flour that got in his mouth.

Axel snorted and tried his best to stifle his laugh, Roxas covered his mouth and shaked from suppressed laughter, and Xion giggled.

"Who would do this?!" The brunette girl yelled.

"Probably Seifer's gang," The blonde boy answered. "We'll get our revenge tomorrow." He looked up at the path where Axel, Roxas, and Xion were.

"Run!" Axel grabbed both Xion and Roxas by the arm and ran. The camera followed behind.

"Huh? Who were they?"

The camera cut to Xion in front of the red curtain. "That was so mean! They didn't deserve that! Although, it was pretty funny." She giggled evilly.

The camera then cut to Axel, "Man, Saïx is so going to kill me if he finds out about this. And that I used his toothbrush this morning—I mean—I didn't say anything." He scratched the back of his head and looked away.

The camera cut back to the group running. They continued running until a giant heartless appeared in front of them. Xion gasped and Roxas summoned his keyblade and ran toward it. Axel summoned his chakrams and followed after Roxas.

"Wait up!" Xion yelled and ran after them.

Axel threw his chakrams at the heartless while Roxas slashed at it with his keyblade and Xion used magic on it. They killed it together and green orbs exploded out of it.

They all high fived each other and turned to the camera. Axel rested his arms on Roxas and Xion's shoulders. "That's all the time we have for today," Roxas said. "I'm Roxas."

"I'm Xion!" She waved to the camera and smiled.

"And I'm Axel, got it memorized?"

"Stay tuned for more!" They all said simultaneously.

"Can we get ice cream now?"

"Roxas, you have an obsession."

The screen went black.

Thanks to everyone who viewed and left a review! I'm planning on making a Q and A episode, so leave your questions either in the reviews or you can pm me. Also, thanks to sailorsenshi13 for the idea of making a commercial about the fourth wall (in a way it sorta is, aha)