"Tonight on Organization XIII: The Reality Show,"
Everyone appears on screen, squished onto one couch. "Happy birthday, Saïx!" They all say; some more enthusiastically than others.
The camera cuts to the opening, afterwards Axel, Roxas and Xion appear in the kitchen.
"Welcome to Organization XIII: The Reality Show," Xion says. "As some of you may know, today is Saïx's birthday."
"It is?" Roxas asks.
Xion ignores him. "So we're going to make him a surprise party. I assigned people to be in charge of different things." She began to count her fingers. "Marluxia and Larxene are in charge of decorating, Demyx and Zexion are in charge of making sure Saïx doesn't get to the mission room, we're in charge of making the cake, and everyone else is in the mission room; waiting." She turned to Roxas and Axel. "Anyway, let's get started on the cake!"
Axel picks up a box in front of them with a picture of a chocolate cake. "So it says here that we need 3/4 cup unsalted butter, room temperature."
Xion ran to the fridge and began searching for butter. She took out a container that said 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter'. "Does this work?" She held it up.
"Yeah sure,"
"But it says it's not butter," Roxas mumbled.
Axel continued to read off the list. "3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder,"
Xion tilted her head. "Cocoa powder? What's that?"
"I don't know, let's move on to the next one," Axel said. "3/4 cup flour,"
Xion pulled up a chair and climbed onto it to reach the cabinet above. She tried carrying the heavy sack of flour and lost her balance. She fell off the chair with a thud. Axel and Roxas laughed hysterically. She stood from where she fell behind the table so the camera could see her. Axel and Roxas laughed harder at the sight of flour all over her cloak.
"It's not funny! You try carrying that huge sack of flour!" She yelled.
Roxas picked up the sack off the floor with ease.
Xion rolled her eyes.
"Anyway, now we need 1/4 teaspoon of salt."
"You go get it," Xion said and sat on a chair.
Roxas grabbed a salt shaker in front of them. Xion scoffed.
"1/2 teaspoon of baking powder," Axel continued.
"Baking powder? I don't think we have any," Roxas said.
"Alright, 1 cup of sugar,"
"Oh, uh," Xion giggled awkwardly.
"Xion..." Axel turned to her. "Did you eat all the sugar?!"
"Maybe..." She looked away.
"DAMNIT, XION! This cake's gonna suck." Axel turned back to the list. "Anyway, we need 3 eggs."
Roxas opened the fridge and took out a carton of eggs.
"1 teaspoon of vanilla extract,"
"We have vanilla ice cream, does that work?" Roxas asked.
"Sure," Axel continued reading. "1/2 cup of buttermilk or sour cream."
Roxas opened one of the cabinets and took out a bag of chips. "These are sour cream and onion," He said, raising it to the camera. "Can we use these?"
"Yeah, now we need to preheat the oven to 350 degrees." Axel continued.
Xion got up from the chair and set the oven at 350. "What's next?" She asked.
"Grease your cake pan," He answered.
Xion grabbed a pan from the pot rack. "This'll work,"
"But we have to grease it," Roxas said.
"Oh well! We don't know how to do that anyway," She said to him.
"Place the butter, eggs, vanilla extract, buttermilk, and sugar in a bowl. Oh wait, we don't have sugar!" Axel glared at Xion.
"Sorry..." She mumbled.
Roxas took a bowl from another cabinet and dumped the entire contents of the butter container. He placed 3 eggs inside, with the shell still on, and opened the bag of chips and dumped them in the bowl.
Xion grabbed a wooden spoon and began to mix all the ingredients together.
"This is gonna be one weird cake," Roxas commented while watching Xion having trouble mixing chips together.
"Place the flour, salt, cocoa powder, and baking powder in another bowl."
"I wanna do it!" Roxas bounced and took another bowl out. He poured so much flour in that it overflowed out of the bowl and onto the table.
"Woah, Roxas!" Axel stopped him from pouring any more. "I think that's enough."
"Right," Roxas poured all of the salt on top of the mountain of flour.
"Okay next we have to add both of the mixtures together." Axel said.
Roxas took the bowl of white flour and poured it into Xion's vomit-looking mixture. Xion mixed them both together until it looked like a love child of Jabba The Hutt and Gollum. "It looks great, right?" Xion smiled.
"I think we would have been better off just buying a cake," Axel stated.
"But it's much more fun making one!" Xion said.
"Right, anyway, pour the batter into the cake pan." Axel continued reading.
Xion poured the contents of the bowl into the frying pan. It piled on top of each other because there was no room in the pan.
"Put the pan in the oven for 30 minutes,"
Xion opened the door to the oven and put the pan inside.
"Wait a second, 30 minutes?!" Roxas said. "30 minutes is way too long!"
Xion's eyes lit up. "I know! Let's play a boardgame!"
Axel and Roxas groaned.
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Let's See What Demyx and Zexion Are Up To
The camera cut to the corner of the hall; showing Demyx and Zexion in front of Saïx in the middle of the hall. Demyx was rambling on and on, Zexion looked like he was about to fall asleep, and Saïx looked like he was about to stab someone.
"And then I ended up buying the chicken wrap 'cause like, I wanted something different, you know? Then after that I decided to take a walk and—"
"Enough, Demyx!" Saïx interrupted. "I have other matters to attend to. Now if you can kindly move out the way," He tried walking around Demyx but he blocked his path.
"Wait! Did I tell you about that one time a bird pooped on me?"
"Tell somebody else, I don't care." Saïx said bluntly and pushed Demyx out of the way. He continued walking down the hall.
"Wait! You can't go to the mission room!" Demyx yelled after him. "Axel burned it last night!"
"If he had done that, the dusks would've told me." Saïx yelled back.
"I—uhh..." Demyx thought of an excuse for him to not go into the mission room. "I need you to unclog my toilet!"
"Tell Zexion to do that." Saïx turned the corner of the hall; out of view of the camera.
"Wait! UGH! Too late!" Demyx slumped his shoulders. "Axel's gonna kill me." He turned to face Zexion and realized he was leaning against the wall; fast asleep. "Thanks for the help!" He yelled in his ear.
"AGH!" Zexion woke from his 'nap'. "What happened?!" He looked around frantically.
The camera cut back to Xion, Roxas, and Axel playing monopoly on the kitchen table.
"You have to pay me $800!" Xion grinned.
"What?! No way! You're cheating! I quit!" Roxas pushed the boardgame off the table and pouted.
"You're such a sore loser!" Xion stuck her tongue out at Roxas.
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Am too!"
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Guys!" Axel interrupted. "Do you smell something burning?"
Xion and Roxas both sniffed the air. "Ugh, smells gross." Roxas commented.
"Uh, I think that's the cake..." Xion said and pointed to the oven.
"Oh right, the cake," Roxas said. "How long has it been in there?"
Axel checked the clock on top of the fridge. "About an hour," He answered.
"An hour?!" Xion ran frantically to the oven and took out the cake. It looked like a goop of mucus and vomit in a pan. She set it on the table. "Who wants to try it?" She asked.
"Not it!" Axel said.
"Not it!" Xion said.
"Aww," Roxas took one look at the 'cake' and gulped. "Do I have to?"
"Yes, you do." Xion answered. "But hey, you get to be the first one to try it! I bet it'll taste really good." She reassured.
Axel laughed at Xion's words. Roxas grabbed a fork and, hesitantly, took a piece out of the glob of 'cake'. His hands were trembling as he slowly put the fork inside his mouth and took a bite. The room fell silent as he slowly chewed. His eyes grew wide and he covered his mouth. He quickly ran out of view of the camera and vomiting sounds can be heard.
"Eww…" Xion mumbled.
Axel shrugged. "Looks tastier than the cake."
Demyx ran in at that moment. "Guys! We have a code red emergency! Saïx is on his way to the mission room and—woah, are you okay, Roxas? And why do you have flour all over you, Xion?"
"Long story, but wait, Saïx is on his way to the mission room?!"
"Demyx...your job was to make sure Saïx wouldn't make it to the mission room," Axel said through gritted teeth. "YOU HAD ONE JOB, DEMYX, ONE JOB!" Axel's entire body lit on fire; indicating he was angry.
"I'm sorry!" Demyx squeaked.
Axel stood from the chair and began toward Demyx. Xion held him back before he could get any further.
"Tell everyone to get ready and hide!" Xion ordered. "We'll be there once Axel calms down and Roxas quits vomiting."
"Okay!" Demyx ran out of the room.
The camera cut to the mission room. Everyone was in there wearing party hats and talking to each other. The room was decorated with pink and yellow streamers and a hanging sign that read 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAÏX'.
Marluxia looked around the room in awe. "I think we did a pretty good job decorating,"
"Pretty good?" Larxene said. "I think we did amazing." They both high fived.
Saïx walked into the room and stopped in his tracks when he noticed the decorations. Nobody noticed he entered but Xigbar.
"Hey Saïx!" He waved to him.
"Saïx?" Larxene whipped around and noticed him standing in the archway. "Oh, uh, happy birthday Saïx!" She said weakly.
"Happy birthday!" Everyone said simultaneously. Marluxia threw flower petals on him and Luxord blew his party horn.
Demyx ran in at that moment; panting. "Guys…Saïx…is…on his way…here." He looked up and noticed Saïx standing right next to him. "UGH! Why am I always late?"
A few moments later, Xion and Axel walked in.
"Guys, once Saïx get's here we should—" Axel nudged Xion's shoulder and pointed at Saïx standing next to her. "Oh..happy birthday!" She smiled. "We made you this surprise party and a cake too!"
A few moments of silence passed. "I said, we made you a cake too!" She said louder. "A CAKE!" She yelled.
Roxas ran in carrying a tray with the glop of a cake on it.
"Feel free to try some!" Xion said and handed a plastic fork to Saïx.
"Don't eat it," Roxas mouthed to Saïx.
Larxene walked toward the cake and leaned it to sniff it. She gagged. "Ugh! What is in that cake?"
"Just some flour, eggs, butter, sour cream and onion chips, and salt." Roxas answered. "Oh, we forgot to put in the ice cream."
"You guys put sour cream and onion chips in a cake?!" Larxene yelled.
"It only tastes terrible 'cause Roxas put a ton of flour and salt in it!" Axel pointed to Roxas.
"Xion dumped the entire bowl of butter in it!" Roxas pointed to Xion with his free hand.
"Hey, don't put me in this!"
"You baked the cake in a freaking frying pan!" Roxas yelled.
"You didn't say it was a bad idea at the time!"
"ANYWAYS!" Axel interrupted. "What do you think, Saïx?"
"I think you should've bought a cake," Saïx stated.
"Ha, told you so!"
"Whatever," Xion rolled her eyes.
"Guys, we're out of time," Roxas nodded his head towards the camera.
"Oh, right! The show!" Xion exclaimed. "But first, let's sign off with a hug!"
"No you—" Saïx began but Xion hugged him before he could finish his sentence. Roxas placed the cake on the ground and hugged Saïx as well. Axel shrugged and joined them. Everyone slowly began to join in the group hug, some more hesitantly than others. Saïx scowled in the center of it, though a faint blush could be seen on his cheeks.
He sighed. "That's all the time we have for today, sadly, I am Saïx."
"I'm Xion!"
"I'm Roxas!"
"I'm Demyx!"
"I'm Xigbar,"
"I'm Lexeaus,"
"I'm Vexen,"
"I'm Xaldin,"
"I'm Larxene!"
"I'm Marluxia,"
"And I'm Axel, got it memorized?"
"Stay tuned for more," Saïx said monotonously. "Now everyone get back to work."
"After all we did we don't even get a thank you?!"
"Wait, where's Zexion?"
"Xion, you're getting flour all over me!"
"Sorry!"
"OMG, I just stepped on the cake, ew!"
"Saïx's hair smells nice."
"...What?"
Hope you guys liked this episode! Fyi, Saïx's birthday was on November 14th. I made a list for all the Orgy members' birthdates. Next up is Demyx on November 27th! c: