"Tonight on Organization XIII: The Reality Show,"

Larxene appears on screen. "I can't believe Marly just let these idiots ruin our shopping spree!" Her scowl turned into a smile. "Though, I don't mind Axel being with us."

After the opening, Xion and Roxas appear on screen on one of the mission room couches.

"Welcome to Organization XIII: The Reality Show," Roxas says. "Today we…" He trails off, becoming more interested in something offscreen. The camera whips around to see what he's looking at. Marluxia and Larxene appear on another couch across from Xion and Roxas.

Larxene files her nails while speaking to Marluxia. "Omg, then after that we totally have to go get our nails done. I cannot wait."

The camera whips back to Roxas. "Where are you guys going?" He asked.

Larxene turned to Roxas and scowled at him. "None of your—"

"The Mall That Never Was," Marluxia answered for Larxene.

"The Mall That Never Was…" Xion repeated. "What is that?"

Marluxia looked shocked. "Only the best mall in The World That Never Was, only the coolest Nobodies go there."

"Mall?" Xion was still confused. "What's a mall?"

"Omg, she doesn't know what a mall is, Larxy," Marluxia said to Larxene.

"Could we go too to see what it is?" Roxas asked.

"No—"

"Sure, just so you can know what it is," Marluxia said.

"Aren't you guys recording some reality show?" Larxene motioned to the camera.

"Well, we can record the show there, right?" Xion asked the cameramen. "Please.." She begged.

The camera nodded in approval. "Yes!" Xion smiled.

Larxene rolled her eyes.

"Oh, can we bring Axel too?" Roxas asked.

"Uh—"

Larxene's face immediately lit up. "Of course!"

At that moment, Demyx walked in the room. "Hey guys! What're we talkin 'bout?"

"Nothi—"

"We're all going to the mall." Roxas answered.

"Cool, can I come with?" Demyx asked.

"N—"

"Sure!" Xion said.

"Can I bring Zexy too?"

"The more the merrier I guess," Marluxia mumbled.

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The camera cut to the inside of the mall where Marluxia, Larxene, Zexion, Xion, Roxas, and Axel stood in a large circle.

"So where shall our first stop be?" Marluxia asked.

"The food court!" Demyx burst out.

"No," Everyone said simultaneously. Demyx frowned.

"How about we go to Forever 21?" Larxene suggested.

"Totally!" Marluxia agreed.

"No way!" Axel yelled. "My manhood will be shattered in there!"

"What manhood?" Xion asked.

"OHHHH!" Everyone yelled. Even people walking by joined in. Xion stood with a confused look.

The camera cut to Xion in front of the red curtain. "Can someone please tell me what manhood is? I honestly don't know, I don't know why that's so funny." The cameraman snickered.

The camera cut to the inside of Forever 21.

Larxene took a dress off a rack and showed it to Marluxia. "OMG, this one is super cute!"

Marluxia held up the dress he was holding to Larxene. "This one looks way better on you though. It totally matches your eye color."

Demyx joined in. "Yeah, I think so too," he said.

"Nobody was talking to you, idiot!" Larxene lashed out. "Why are you even here? You don't like shopping."

"Yeah, but, I like food, and there's food in the mall," Demyx stated.

Larxene rolled her eyes.

"Where's Xion?" Roxas asked after looking all over the store for her.

"Aww, how cute, you want to know where your girlfriend is at all times." Larxene teased.

Everyone snickered and Roxas growled.

The camera cut to Larxene in front of the red curtain. "Might as well make fun of those two like they did to Axel and I. Plus, you have to admit they're pretty cute together."

The camera then cut to Roxas. "Xion is not my girlfriend! We're just friends, okay?" He paused to think. "Yeah, just friends," he concluded.

The camera cut back to the group inside Forever 21.

As if on cue, Xion walked out of the fitting room at that moment. She wore a short sleeve, flowery dress with a flower headband and black tights. She smiled and curtsied for the camera.

Roxas' jaw dropped. Everyone fell silent as she walked toward him.

"So…" she sighed. "What do you think?"

"I think…" Roxas began once he composed himself. "I think that you're the most beautiful girl I've ever met."

Xion blushed and smiled.

The camera zoomed in on them and they looked as if they were about to kiss.

"When are we going to the food court?" Demyx interrupted.

Everyone glared at him.

"What? I'm starving!" He said.

The camera cut to Xion, now in her organization cloak, in the checkout line with Marluxia and Larxene carrying piles of clothes. The cashier took each item and scanned it, slowly. After about 10 minutes of scanning they finished.

"Your total is 53673 munny," the cashier said monotonously.

"53673?!" Xion burst out. "We can't possibly afford that!"

"I have an idea," Larxene said before striking the cashier with lightning. He passed out on the ground and began to twitch uncontrollably.

"Larxene!" Marluxia yelled. "What did you do?!"

"RUN!" Axel yelled, and with that, everyone ran out of the store.

The camera cut to the group walking casually through the mall.

Zexion turned to Demyx with an irritated look. "Demyx, because of you I could have been arrested today! Why did you insist I come with you anyway? You know malls aren't my necessarily my thing and—" Zexion's eyes grew wide at something behind Demyx.

"What is it, Zexy?" Demyx asked.

The camera turned to see what Zexion was looking at; a store titled 'Hot Topic'.

Zexion slowly walked toward the store as the 'Halleluiah' song played.

"Do you guys hear that?" Roxas asked. Axel shrugged.

"Should we—" Xion began.

"Go on without me!" Zexion said and continued into the store without turning back.

"Okay then…" said Xion. "Where should we go now?"

"The food court!" Demyx kneeled down in front of Larxene. "Pleasepleasepleasepleeeeaaseee!" He begged.

"Fine," Larxene rolled her eyes.

"Yes! Thankyouthankyouthankyou!" Demyx stood and kissed Larxene's cheek.

She pushed him off of her. "Don't ever do that again!"

"Aww, Larxene, are you blushing?" Xion teased.

"N-No I'm not!" She yelled. Her cheeks turned even redder.

"That's so cute!" Xion giggled.

Larxene growled. "You know what? I bet you and Roxas love having—"

Nothing could be heard but a bleeping sound while Larxene continued speaking with a slight smirk on her face.

Roxas and Xion's smiles slowly turned into shocked, disgusted faces. Axel and Demyx laughed while Xion gagged and Roxas covered his face with his hands.

Finally, the bleeping ended.

"And that's what Roxas and Xion do together on weekends," Larxene concluded.

"That's disgusting!" Xion burst out.

"Nice vocabulary, Larxene," Axel said. "I never knew there was a swear word for 'Z'."

"Larxene knows a lot of words," said Marluxia. "I remember from that time we played strip poker with Luxord." He shuddered.

"I like to consider myself highly educated." Larxene smiled.

The camera cut to the group inside the food court.

"Wow, look at all these different food stores!" Xion exclaimed.

"They're called restaurants," Axel corrected.

"Woah, I wonder what McDonald's is," Roxas said in awe.

Xion jumped up and down. "I wanna try everything!"

"Wait a second," said Roxas, "where's Demyx and Marluxia?"

"Marluxia's on a diet so he left," Larxene stated while examining her nails. "As for Demyx, who knows?"

"He probably got lost, everytime we go somewhere he gets lost." Axel sighed.

Roxas looked towards the camera. "I think that's all the time we have for today. I'm Roxas."

"I'm Larxene,"

"I'm Xion!"

"And I'm Axel, got it memorized?"

"Stay tuned for more!" They all said simultaneously.

The screen went black.

"Hey look at those kids lined up to sit on Santas' lap!"

"Look at that kid sitting on his lap right now, what kind of hairdo is that?"

"More like a hairdon't,"

"He looks pretty old to be sitting on Santas' lap...wait...is that Demyx?!"

Hope you guys liked this episode! Thanks for reading! c: