"Tonight on Organization XIII: The Reality Show,"

Everyone appears on screen sitting around a large table. "Happy Thanksgiving!" Everyone says simultaneously.

After the opening, Xion appears sitting at the end of the table with a ridiculous looking Sacagawea costume on.

"Welcome to Organization XIII: The Reality Show," she says. "Today we have a special show planned especially for Thanksgiving."

"What in the hearts are you wearing?"

The camera whips around to view a tall redhead in the doorway.

"Axel, you're late," Xion sighed. "And where's Roxas?"

Axel scratched the back of his head. "I don't know, but I heard him in his room saying something about losing his dignity and pride."

At that moment, Roxas walked in the room with an even ridiculouser costume than Xion's of a turkey.

Everyone in the room immediately burst into laughter at the sight of him.

"Aww, Roxas, you look so cute!" Xion giggled.

"I hate you all," Roxas grumbled. He then took a seat next to Xion.

"Where's the food already?" Xigbar groaned.

"Yeah, I'm starving!" said Demyx.

Everyone began to speak at once; complaining about when the food would arrive.

"Guys…" Xion tried to quiet everyone down. "Everyone, please quiet down." Everyone ignored her and continued to yell and complain.

"EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Xion yelled.

Roxas gasped. "Xion!"

"Look, the dusks are supposed to bring the food. I'll go and get them if that's what you all wa—" Xion turned around to see Xemnas standing directly in front of her.

"Oh.." she giggled awkwardly. "Hello Superior,"

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The camera cuts back to Xemnas standing in front of Xion.

He crossed his arms disapprovingly. "Number XIV, could you please tell me what is going on here?" He looked toward the camera. "And why are there cameras here?"

"Oh, umm, uhh…" Xion looked to Roxas for help.

"Superior, we have a show called Organization XIII: The Reality Show which we've been recording every week." Roxas explained.

"And what do you record on this show?" Xemnas asked.

"Just random things that happen in the organization." said Roxas.

Xemnas continued questioning Roxas. "And you have viewers that actually watch this?" He asked.

"Well, so far we have 281 views, I think that's pretty good." Roxas answered.

"Woah, 281 people!" Demyx exclaimed. Everyone began to cheer and high five.

"Hmph," Xemnas still seemed unimpressed. "And may I ask why you are wearing a turkey costume?" Everyone began to snicker again.

"Because Xion forced me to," Roxas grumbled and looked away.

"Because it's Thanksgiving, Superior!" Xion smiled. "That's also why we're all sitting at this table; nobody ever went into this room before today. Roxas and I, mainly Roxas, had to wipe off all the dust in here."

"Thanksgiving..?" Xemnas raised an eyebrow.

Xion's eyes widened. "Wait, you don't know what Thanksgiving is?"

Xemnas didn't respond.

"Thanksgiving is a holiday about being thankful for everything you have," said Xion.

"It's also about food," Axel said and everyone laughed. Xion rolled her eyes.

"And what do you do during Thanksgiving?" Xemnas asked.

"You sit around a table and eat!" Demyx answered.

"No, you gather with your family and friends to enjoy a meal together and talk about what you're thankful for. Would you like to join us, Superior?" Xion asked. "You know, it wouldn't really be Organization XIII without you."

"Actually it technically would be Organization XIII without him," Roxas pointed out.
"With him it's Organization XIV."

"Yeah...why are there 14 members?" Luxord asked while shuffling his deck of cards.

"Xion dies in 358/2 days," Larxene stated. Everyone looked at her with a confused look. "What?"

"Anyway, you have to join us Xem—I mean Superior," Xion looked at Xemnas with wide eyes.

"Alright, if that's what you want." He took a seat at the far end of the table. "I would like to see how this 'Thanksgiving' works."

At that moment, the dusks walked in with trays of food.

"Where were you?" Xion asked one of the dusks.

"Oh, mhm, yeah I know," Xion said while the dusk spoke in her ear.

"They can talk?" Roxas asked Axel. He shrugged as a reply.

The other dusks began to place the trays onto the table.

Everyone grabbed the trays of food and began to serve themselves.

Axel took a piece of the turkey and bit into it. He spit it out immediately. "Ugh! The turkey's undercooked!"

"So is the corn!" Xigbar said.

"And the cranberry sauce tastes like water!" Marluxia exclaimed.

Roxas grabbed the plate of mashed potatoes at the same time as Demyx. The camera zoomed in on both of their faces dramatically.

"Let go, Demyx!" Roxas yelled.

"No! I grabbed it first!" Demyx yelled back.

"Grr…" Roxas growled.

"Grr…" Demyx growled.

They both began to pull the plate of mashed potatoes toward them.

"I wanted it first!"

"You always take everything! It's not fair!"

The plate slipped out of Demyx's grasp and flew directly onto Xaldin's face.

Roxas and Demyx gasped.

Xaldin wiped the mashed potatoes off his face and growled.

Demyx bit his lip. "Uh oh…"

"FOOD FIGHT!" Xigbar announced.

Everything turned into chaos after that; everybody began to throw food at each other while Xemnas sat at the end of the table with a scowl.

"Everybody please calm down!" Xion yelled. "This was supposed to be a peaceful evening together!"

"So, this is Thanksgiving?" Xemnas asked amidst the chaos.

Xion sighed. "Thanksgiving at the castle," she answered. She turned to the camera. "That's all the time we have for today, I'm Xion and this is our crazy organization." She motions to everyone around her. "Stay tuned for—" A piece of turkey hits Xion on the side of her head. Everybody quiets down and stops throwing food.

"OKAY, WHO THE FUCK JUST DID THAT?!"

Bonus Clip!

Roxas appears on screen still in a turkey costume. He sighs and begins to sing and dance. "You put your right hand in," he stretched out his right hand. "You take your right hand out," he brought his hand back. "You put your right hand in," he stretched out his right hand again. "And you shake it all about," he shook his hand. He began to dance unenthusiastically and spin around. "You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around." He clapped to the beat of the song. "That's what it's all about."

"Gobble gobble," he said monotonously. "Have a happy Thanksgiving." Laughter could be heard offscreen.

"Fuck you, Xion," Roxas grumbled and walked offscreen.

Once again, I'm going to ask if anyone has any questions for the members for an upcoming Q & A episode. Leave your questions in the reviews or pm me! And have a happy Thanksgiving!