"Tonight on Organization XIII: The Reality Show,"
Xion appears on screen in front of the red curtain, but you can see her entire body. "Umm, the author doesn't know what to put here so she's just gonna have me dance."
The macarana song begins and Xion dances to it.
After the opening, Roxas and Xion appear on screen sitting on the floor in what appears to be Roxas' room. Instead of the usual organization cloaks, they wore sleepwear. Xion had a nightgown on decorated with organization sigils and Roxas had a white tank with baggy grey pajama pants decorated with keyblades.
"Welcome to Organization XIII: The Reality Show," Roxas says.
"Today we decided to have a sleepover in Roxas' room." Xion said.
Roxas sighed. "Why my room?"
The camera turned to show Demyx sitting across from them. He also wore a white tank, but with blue pajama pants decorated with sitars. "You guys know what day it is today?" He asked with a grin.
Roxas raised an eyebrow. "Friday?" He asked.
"No!"
"The 27th?" Xion asked.
Demyx shook his head and sighed. "Nevermind I guess…"
Xion and Roxas exchanged glances. Axel walked in the room at that moment holding a bottle of sake. He continued drinking it as he made his way to plop himself on the bed.
"Axel!" Xion's eyes widened. "Is that alcohol?!"
"Yup," he answered.
"Luxord is gonna kill you if he finds out you stole that from him!" said Roxas. Axel shrugged and took a swig from the bottle. He too wore a white tank but with red pajama pants decorated with chakrams.
A door creak can be heard and the camera whips around to view Zexion poking his head throw the small crack in the door. "Demyx, did you steal my lexicon again?" He asked.
"Maybe…" Demyx answered as he slid the book from underneath the bed. Zexion reached his arm out to take it. "Wait!" Demyx said before giving it to him. "Stay with us and I'll give it to you."
Zexion sighed. "Why is it that you always find a way to blackmail me?" He opened the door wider to reveal his, yet again, white tank with grey pajama pants decorated with lexicons. He walked into the room and sat in the corner with his knees close to his chest.
"So what do you guys wanna do first?" Roxas asked.
"How about we play truth or dare?" Demyx suggested.
"Okay!" Xion agreed. "Roxas, truth or dare?"
"Truth," he answered.
"Do you…" Xion looked up in thought. "Do you have a crush on anyone?"
Roxas blushed. "Wha—no! Well, kinda, maybe…"
"Who is it?" Xion asked.
"I'm not telling you! That wasn't the question anyway!" said Roxas.
"Whatever," Xion scoffed.
"Xion, truth or dare," Roxas said.
"Truth," Xion answered.
"Do you have a crush on anyone?" Roxas asked with a smile.
"Yes," Xion said, smiling back at Roxas. "And if you think I'm going to tell you, I'm not!" She turned to Axel. "Axel, truth or dare?"
"Dare,"
"I dare you to imitate someone and we have to guess who it is," said Xion.
"Hmm…" Axel thought for a moment. "You're getting on my nerves!" Axel said in a high pitched voice. "I'll destroy you, you stupid toy! I'm better than you!" Axel continued his Larxene impression while everyone laughed hysterically, even Zexion was snickering.
As if on cue, the door slammed open to reveal Larxene in a black tank and white pajama pants decorated with lightning bolts. Everyone went silent.
"Can you all shut up?!" She yelled. "I am trying to sleep! What are you all doing here anyway?!"
"We're having a sleepover, Larxene!" Xion answered with a smile. "Would you like to join us? We're playing truth or dare right now."
She looked around the room and blushed as soon as she saw Axel. "Fine," she said calmly and sat on the floor next to Demyx.
"Roxas, truth or dare?" Axel asked.
"Dare,"
"I dare you to let someone style your hair and you have to leave it like that."
"Yes!" Xion immediately threw her hands into Roxas' hair. "I've been wanting to do this ever since I met you." She began to brush Roxas' hair down to make it less spiky.
"Perfect!" She said once she was finished. Roxas' hair looked similar to Marluxia's; only shorter.
"Guys, I have an idea!" Axel said once he finished his bottle of sake. "How about we play spin the bottle?"
"Spin the bottle?" Xion tilted her head.
"Yes! Let's play it!" Demyx exclaimed.
"Someone has to spin the bottle and whoever it lands on they have to kiss." Axel explained.
"Kiss?! No way!" said Roxas.
"Who wants to spin the bottle first?" Axel asked with a grin.
Demyx raised his hand. "Ooh ooh pick me!"
Axel placed the empty bottle of sake on the ground. "Okay, Demyx, spin the bottle!"
Demyx flicked the bottle to spin it. Everyone leaned in intently to see who it would land on. The camera zoomed in as the bottle slowed down to point toward Zexion in the corner.
Xion burst into laughter.
Demyx scooted toward where Zexion sat.
"Demyx, don't you dare—" Demyx interrupted Zexion by kissing him square on the lips. Zexion pushed him off immediately.
"AGHHH!" He picked up his book from the ground and ran out screaming.
"Well then…" said Roxas. "I think you might have scared Zexion."
"Oh, I've done worst to him," Demyx replied calmly.
Axel cleared his throat to break the silence. "So, who wants to spin next?"
"I will," said Xion.
"Wait, Xion, don't!" Roxas burst out.
"Don't worry, the bottle will probably land on you anyway," Larxene teased.
Roxas glared at her.
Xion ignored them and spun the bottle. The bottle slowed to a stop in front of Larxene.
"Go ahead and try," Larxene smirked.
Xion shrugged and leaned forward to kiss Larxene on the cheek. The moment her lips touched Larxene, she screamed and bounced back. Larxene laughed.
"Uhh...what just happened?" Roxas looked back and forth between Larxene and Xion.
Xion covered her lips with her hand in pain. "She shocked me!" She pointed at Larxene with her other hand.
"Shocked?" Demyx slowly brought his finger to Larxene's shoulder to poke her. "Ow!" He quickly retracted his hand.
"Now it's Roxas' turn!" Axel said, grinning at Roxas.
"My turn?" Roxas' face turned red as he realized what Axel meant. "Woah—no way! I can't possibly…"
"Spin it! Spin it!" Everyone began to chant.
"Come on, Roxas, I did it!" Xion reassured.
Roxas looked at the bottle and sighed. "Fine," he said before spinning the bottle with a flick of his finger. It slowed to a stop right in front of Axel.
"Uhh…" Roxas looked up at Axel nervously. "I don't know if I want to…"
"Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" Everyone chanted.
Axel shrugged and leaned forward from the edge of the bed to kiss Roxas.
Everyone began to cheer. Roxas blushed.
Xion turned to the camera. "Well that's all the time we—"
"Wait!" Demyx interrupted. "Does anybody know what day it is today?"
Larxene raised an eyebrow. "Friday November 27th, 2015 5:13 PM?"
Demyx sighed. "Nevermind…"
A note slides from underneath the door.
Larxene, who is closest to the door, picks it up and unfolds it. She reads over it before showing it to Xion. Xion passes it to Roxas and Roxas passes it to Axel.
"I wanna know what it says!" Demyx says.
"Too bad," Axel replied.
"Alright guys, on 3..2..1!" Xion broke out into song. "Happy birthday to youuu!"
Everyone joined in. "Happy birthday to youuu! Happy birthday dear Demyx; happy birthday to you!"
Demyx grinned from ear to ear. "I knew you guys wouldn't forget! You just pretended that you didn't know so you could surprise me, right?"
"Uhh…"
Xion smiled. "Of course, yeah!"
"And since it's your birthday, we all have to buy you some sea-salt ice cream." Axel looked at Larxene specifically on the word 'all'. She rolled her eyes.
"And you can sign off today," said Roxas.
"Really?!"
Roxas nodded.
Demyx turned to the camera and cleared his throat. "That's all the time we have for today, I'm Demyx!"
"I'm Larxene,"
"I'm Roxas,"
"And I'm Axel, got it memorized?"
"Stay tuned for more!" Demyx waved to the camera. "That was awesome!"
"How come Axel always signs off last?"
"'Cause I'm special,"
Reading over it right now I just realized I forgot to put in a commercial. Oh well, I'm running out of ideas anyway. I mostly just get my ideas from my friends. All commercial credits to them for being so quirky and weird! Btw, I didn't want Axel to drink alcohol, but since I was planning on having them play spin the bottle I didn't really want to write them getting up and stealing a bottle from Luxord. Just too much work! Anyway, I'm rambling now, sorry!
Rambling? As if!
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