"Tonight on Organization XIII: The Reality Show,"

Everyone appears on screen standing in a circle around a christmas tree singing a carol. "We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year!"

After the opening, Xion and Roxas appear in matching Santa themed outfits with Santa hats.

"Welcome to Organization XIII: The Reality Show," said Xion. "Today is Christmas!" She exclaims with a smile. She pauses and looks over at Roxas.

"This is the part where you clap and cheer," she reminds him.

"Yay!" He jumps up and down and claps in joy.

Xion rolls her eyes. "Anyways, since it's Christmas, we're all going to open our presents today!"

The camera turns to view a giant Christmas tree in the middle of the mission room. Everyone was either sitting down and drinking hot cocoa, or standing and talking to someone else. They all wore Santa hats except Saïx who was leaning against the wall with his arms crossed and a scowl across his face.

Xion clears her throat. "I said we're going to open our presents now!" She says louder.

At this, everyone stops talking and turns to Xion and Roxas.

"Who's gonna open the presents first?" Demyx asked.

"I think I should since I'm number XIII," said Roxas.

"That's not fair!"

"Guys, let's not have what happened on Thanksgiving happen again," Xion said. "How about we do a rock, paper, scissors for it?"

"Okay," Roxas nodded. He held out his fist and Demyx did the same.

"Rock, paper, scissors, shoot," they chanted. Roxas held out his palm and Demyx held out two fingers.

"Ha! Scissors beats paper!" Demyx exclaimed.

"No fair; best out of 3?" Roxas suggested.

"Okay," Demyx nodded. He and Roxas versed each other twice more; Demyx won each time.

"Ugh! Best out of 5?" Roxas refused to lose. They versed each other another two times while everyone watched impatiently. Once again, Demyx won each time.

"Best out of 10?"

"Alright, rock, paper, scissors—"

"How about we just wing it and grab a random present?" Axel blurted out from impatience. He grabbed a small rectangular box and handed it to Roxas. "Here, this one's from me."

Roxas frowned. "Why is it so small?"

Xigbar coughed. "That'swhatshesaid."

Axel rolled his eyes. "Just open it."

"Okay," Roxas pulled the top off the box and took a card out of it. He read what it said aloud. "Free ice cream for life…" he looked up at Axel and a smile spread across his face.

"This is awesome! Thank you!" He said and hugged Axel.

"You better be thankful, that cost me a lot, you know," Axel said and hugged Roxas back.

"I have a present for you, Axel," said Xion. She picked up one of the presents from the pile and handed it to him.

He ripped off the wrapping paper and took out a disc from the box. "No way! Adele's new album! How did you know I wanted this?" He exclaimed.

Xion smiled. "Remember that time Roxas and I caught you listening to Adele?"

"Wait a second...Axel listens to Adele?" Demyx asked. Everyone erupted into laughter.

"N-no I don't!" Axel yelled and stuffed the disc into his pocket. He then took a pouch out of his other pocket and threw it at Vexen who caught it. "That's 100 munny, is that enough?" He asked.

"I still need 6,816,495 more munny to fix the damage in my lab that you made," Vexen answered with a scowl.

"Since we're on the topic of damage…" Zexion handed another present to Vexen. "Here's some new beakers to replace for the ones I broke," he said.

"I have a present for you, Zexion," said Lexaeus. He took a box from the pile of presents and handed it to Zexion.

Zexion opened the box and pulled out a blue knitted hat.

"I knitted it just for you," Lexaeus smiled. "Go on, try it on!"

Zexion examined the hat. "This is...great, Lexaeus, I'm not really sure I—"

"Put it on! Put it on! Put it on!" Everyone chanted.

Lexaeus grabbed the hat out of Zexion's hands, took Zexion's santa hat off, and put the knitted one on him. The room erupted into laughter.

Zexion's face turned red. He stomped off to one of the white couches and sat with his arms crossed.

"Okay, who's next now?" Roxas asked once the laughter died down.

"Actually, Roxas, I have a present for you," Xion turned to grab a nicely wrapped present and handed it to Roxas.

He grinned eagerly and tore open the present to reveal a small box with a picture of a keyblade on it. He read the label on the box. "Keyblade shiner, gets rid of rust and grime quickly. Specifically designed for keyblades, do not use on other weapons."

"You're always complaining about how your keyblade keeps getting dirtier everyday," said Xion.

"I…love it!" Roxas burst out. "Thank you, Xion!" He threw himself at Xion and hugged her. She giggled and hugged back.

"I also have a present for you, Demyx," she said.

Demyx's eyes lit up. "Really?"

"Mhm, right there," she pointed to a box near her foot. She then kicked it toward him.

Demyx bent down to pick it up and opened the package excitedly. He took out a video game package from the box. "No way! Kingdom Hearts III? This isn't even out yet!"

"Kingdom Hearts III?" Everyone looked at each other and murmured in confusion.

"You guys seriously don't know that game?!" Demyx looked shocked.

"Anyway…" Marluxia handed Larxene a pink wrapped present. "Here's your present, Larxene."

Larxene hesitantly opened the present. When she saw what was inside, her eyes grew wide. "No fucking way! Is this a designer Louis Vuitton handbag?!"

Marluxia nodded and smiled. Larxene hugged him tightly and began to cry.

"Aww," Xion cooed. "Well, I guess that's all the time we—"

"Wait!" Axel interrupted. "There's still one more present!"

"Oh?" Xion picked up the last present and read the tag. "To Xion, from Org. XIII…?"

"Open it!" Axel insisted.

"Okay," Xion tore open the present. "You know, you guys really didn't have to—what?"

Once she opened the present, she looked at the red dog collar in her hand in confusion.

"A...dog collar? Why would I…?" She looked around the room at the smiling faces staring at her. "Uhh...I mean..it's great...guys." She smiled back faintly.

"Xaldin! Bring out the real present!" Axel yelled.

"Huh?"

The camera whipped around to view Xaldin standing in the archway of the room, with a Labrador dog next to him.

"NO WAY!" Xion freaked out.

"Merry Christmas, Xion!" Everyone said in unison.

Xion ran toward the dog and hugged it tightly, letting it lick all over her face while she giggled. "I love it! But..would I be allowed to keep it?" She asked.

Everyone turned to Saïx.

He looked up from the ground at everyone. "You know that pets aren't allowed in the castle," he stated.

Xion sighed. "Okay, I knew the answer anyway."

"But…" Saïx continued. "I suppose I can allow the dog to stay as long as it stays out of sight in your room and Xemnas doesn't know about this."

A wide smile spread on Xion's face. "Thank you so much, Saïx!"

He looked away. "This conversation never happened."

Xion ran toward Saïx and hugged him. His face turned red and he quickly pushed her away.

Roxas turned to the camera. "Well, that's all the time we have for today, I'm—"

"Hey, Roxas, do you see where you're standing?" Axel asked while laughing.

"Huh?" Roxas looked up at a mistletoe hanging right above where he stood. He turned to Xion and blushed. "Woah! I—"

Xion laughed and kissed Roxas lightly. "There! Merry Christmas, Roxas!"

Roxas smiled back. "Merry Christmas, Xion."

"Merry Christmas from Organization XIII!" Everyone said simultaneously and waved to the camera.

"That wasn't our usual outro."

"Hey, you guys wanna see a cool trick?"

"No—"

"AXEL! WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

"THE TREE IS ON FIRE! EVERYONE RUN!"

"I spent so much time decorating that tree!"


Sorry this is kinda a late story. I know I haven't been posting/publishing/whatever in a long time and half of the reason for that is because I'm getting so busy. The other half of the reason is that I'm losing motivation.

Motivation? What's that?

GET OUT OF HERE SAIX