A/N Oh my god, I'm SO sorry I didn't update in over two months, but ive been SO busy! I hope people are still reading it. I know this chapter is short, but I want to go to sleep! Enjoy. R&R!
Chapter 4: Miley Moo and Luey Lou!
In Tennessee
Miley's relatives were sitting on the couch in their home in Tennessee watching the evening news.
"Oh poor Miley!" Aunt Dolly cooed.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Serves that girl right, thinks she's too good for rodeos!" Luanne yelled.
"Luanne can you please show a little compassion for your cousin?" Her father, Bobby Ray asked.
"No. I hate Miley she's a bitch!"
"What did you just say young lady?" Aunt Pearl yelled getting up to smack her.
"Aw, come on Auntie Pearl, I was just cussin'!"
"You know cussin' ain't allowed in this here house!" Aunt Pearl screamed and picked Luanne up and smacked her.
"Pearly don't waist your energy on her!" Aunt Dolly advised. "God knows you only got a little." She said under her breath.
"Yeah Pearly, really why waist that energy?" Uncle Earl asked, inhaling another bag of potato chips.
"Miley's a bitch! Oh Miley's a bitch! I hate her so much because she got that good luck!" Luanne yelled in a sing song tone.
"That's it Luanne! No rodeos for a month!" Bobby Ray exclaimed.
"But Dadddddy!" Luanne whined. "That BIG one is coming to town next week."
"I don't care!"
"UHHH!"
Meanwhile In Malibu
"Daddy I CAN'T watch this!" Miley whined.
"I know but we have to see what's going on!"
"Well why don't we just look out the window?" Miley exclaimed.
"Because then they'll take pictures!"
"Oh…yeah."
Just then the phone rang. Robby Ray picked up cautiously glancing at the caller ID. Luckily, it was a Tennessee area code.
"Hello." Robby Ray greeted.
"Hey there Robby Ray!" Bobby Ray exclaimed.
"What's going down there in Tennessee?"
"Nothing much, nothing much, we just watching you guys on the evening news."
"Oh."
"Yep, nice paint job ya got there."
"I was planning on repainting it!"
"UH HUH and Uncle Earl is planning on becoming anorexic! Don't lie to me, I know you!"
Robby Ray burst out laughing. "Even saying Uncle Earl and anorexic in the same sentence is funny!"
"WHOA! Uncle Earl is anorexic? Tell him to send pictures! I GOTTA see this!" Miley yelled.
"No he ain't anorexic Miles."
"Oh."
"What?" Bobby Ray asked.
"No I was talking to Miley." Robby Ray explained.
"Speaking of Miley, Luanne wants to talk to her."
"Okey doke. Miley take the phone!" Robby Ray told her and she climbed off the couch and grabbed the phone.
"Hello?"
"Hey there Miley Moo." Luanne yelled in her southern drawl.
"Oh its you. Is it possible to hurt someone over the phone? Why do you even try?"
"Miley, Miley, Miley. If you had just gone to rodeos you wouldn't have been in this situation, no one would know you. You'd be a nobody like the rest of our family!"
"Whoopee!" Miley yelled sarcastically.
"I got just one thing to say to ya'll."
"Really? And what's that?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Luanne yelled. "Oh wait I forgot, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Look Luey Lou, I don't know who you think you are, but your going to get your sorry butt kicked by…"
"MILEY! Don't talk to your cousin like that!"
"She started it!"
"Yeah Miley Moo, don't talk to me like that!"
Miley hung up. She couldn't take her cousin.
"Why should I be nice to her? She almost let the secret out last time she was here!" And she called me Miley Moo!
Miley Moo and Luey Lou were there pet names for each other when they were younger. Everyone used to call them that.
"Miles we got bigger things to deal with than your cousins jealousy towards you!"
"Oh whatever."
"Dad, this girl just called me, and asked me out. I said yes. PLEASE let me go!" Jackson begged, getting down on his kees and grabbing his fathers ankles.
"NO! N-O! NO!"
"But…"
"Shes just asking you out because your related to me."
"Oh please don't be so full of yourself!"
"Jackson, it's probably true." Robbie Ray told him.
"I don't care please let me go out with her!"
"NO!"
"But its Becky…"
"I don't care who it is!"
A/N I hope you enjoyed, if I get a lot of reviews, I seriously might update later this week!