The Conclusion Chapter
Disclaimer: FINAL CHAPTER! I DON'T OWN ANYTHING
(MADE BY DEATHRIDER AX AND EVARICE)
DR (Deathrider): Today we bring you a very special chapter of the Personalities of Organisation XIII…
DR: Today we will be giving you a taste of Kingdom Hearts Interviews but sadly this is the last chapter!
Evarice: So lets get this on!
1st person to be interviewed…Roxas!
Roxas: Why am I here again?
Evarice: We trapped you and your keys
Roxas: How did you know where I lived
(Evarice gives him a "captain obvious" look)
Evarice: Lucky guess now can we get this over with
DR: What do you think of the other organization XIII members?
Roxas: Well I knida like Axel…
(Shows gay look)
Roxas: Shut up yaoi fan girls! I saw your corny fanfictions on my brand new laptop made by No-sony!
DR: Arghh! GET ON WITH IT
Roxas: Fine! Well I did see Larxene at the Nobody Supermarket and she was bitching to a pineapple…yup same bitchy bitch Larxene. BITCH!!!!
Evarice: You still haven't said how you think about her!
Roxas: Oh man I feel sorry for you DeathRider having to put up with him all day
DR: YOU wanna try?
Roxas: Urrr no no thanks anyway Saix bought a new big screen TV that filled his room
(Cell phone rings)
Roxas: Hold on
(Picks up celly it has a key on it)
Roxas: YEAH mum! Yeah yeah nag nag nag yeah yeah someone set my bike on fire yeah yeah….WHAT!?
Evarice: Go go get out of our faces NOW!
Roxas: Yeah yeah bye bye!
DR: Gonna go for a operation to check how much brain cells I got left
2nd : Larxene
(Larxene is sitting on a chair burning paper)
DR: So how did you get into the organization?
Larxene: I was burning pineapple and I saw this 12 gay freaks touching each other…yeah I decided to join them to seduce them then I found out they weren't gay and they stopped me from quitting as we have been marked on facfiction by Yaoi fangirls and they wanted me as a stress relive person and …( continues her bitching)
Evarice: Wanna use her as a stress relive person on us?
DR: Sure
(They beat Larxene to a pulp with a broom)
3rd: Marluxia
(Marluxia comes in with a pink robe and a flower)
Marluxia (In gay voice): I wish you prosperity and love and…
(After finishing his speech Marluxia sprinkles flowers on DR and Evarice)
Evarice (With irritated face): Here is your question! HOW DID YOU BECOME GAY!?
Marluxia: What are you talking about (waves hand like a gay) I'm not gay!
DR: Oh really?
(DR pulls out a card labeled "Gay member for life club: Marluxia")
Marluxia: That doesn't prove anything!
(DR pulls out another card labeled " Yaoi fanGIRLS club: Marluxia")
Marluxia (Hesistating): So…So what!
Evarice: I had enough of this!
(Evarice pulls out a picture of a hunky guy and waves it)
Evarice: Want a hunky guy? Want a hunky guy then go get it! (Throws picture into air)
(Marluxia chases the picture)
DR: Glad we got rid of that freak
4th: Luxord
Evarice: Lets get on with this before I run out of brain cells!
DR: You have a brain? Nevermind so Luxord how desperate are you for money?
Luxord: I am not desperate!
(DR throws a penny on the ground)
Luxord: Oooo! Penny! (gets into lord of the rings voice) My precious all mine ALL MINE!!!
DR: I've seen desperate! But that is it!
Evarice: 1 more question…so how do you like being the only organization member not to be assiociated with Yaoi fangirls?
Luxord: PENNY ALL MINE!
Evarice: Urrr good enough for me!
(Luxord is chased off stage with another penny)
5th: Demyx
Evarice: So Demyx how is it being associated WITH yaoi fangirls
Demyx: I wanted Axel but he was already taken but now I like Zexion. He is so hot! Emo is the new black
DR: Urrr did I really need to know that?
Demyx: You asked for it!
DR: NOT ME! HIM!
(DR points to Evarice)
Evarice: ME?
Demyx: HIM?
DR: WHO?
Demyx: WHERE?
Evarice: WHY?
Demyx: I LOVE ZEXION!!
(Demyx is shoved off stage with girly boyband music)
Evarice: ME?
DR: He's gone we can stop that now!
Evarice: Oh, ok!
6th: Axel
(Axel is sitting on the couch drinking extra hot extra spicy cocoa)
DR: Ok the most obvious question is… Why did Roxas made you feel like you had a heart?
Axel: He gave me this! (Shows a heart shape chocolate box)
Evarice: Right…
(Whispers in DR ears)
Evarice: I'm already scared in interviewing this bastard!
DR: Just 1 more minute!
(Axel is seen standing on the couch)
Axel (Screams at audience): Tell me who you love!
(Everyone remains slient but Roxas)
Roxas: AXEL!
Evarice: Don't do that it speaks ill of you!
DR: GET HIM OFF THE STAGE! AND MY COUCH!
(People lure him away with gay yaoi fanfics)
NOTE: SO NOW YOU KNOW! THE LAST FEW WILL NOT BE INTERVIEWED AS THIS FANFIC IS WAY TOO LONG OR KINDA IS TO ME SO GET YOUR QUESTIONS COMING IN AS THE FIRST CHAPTER WILL BE IN 1 WEEK! THE FIRST INTERVIEWER IS…SORA AND EVARICE WILL BE INTERVIEWING HIM! THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND GOOD BYE!!!!