Thanks for all the reviews!! They really inspired me to write this next chapter and get it up!! This is where we start to see the implications of the Dare. Enjoy!!
"Remus. Remus. Remus. Get up."
Remus yawned and opened his eyes to see Sirius looking down at him. "Finally. Now come on."
"What time is it?" Remus looked out the window. The sun was just starting to rise.
"It's early enough that nobody else is awake. Now come on."
"Fine." Remus clambered out of bed and followed Sirius out of their dormitory and down a few flights of stairs. "Where are we going?"
"To the bathrooms."
"Er—what?"
"The bathrooms."
"But… why would you want me to go with you to the bathrooms?"
Sirius sighed. "Well remember that charm I was supposed to cast on myself for today?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Well I wanted to do it early so I could figure out what it did, and alone so that if it makes noise it won't wake anybody up. And I figured you should come since you are the only other person playing the game."
"Oh. Right."
The two continued down another flight of stairs until they reached the bathrooms. They walked in and, after making sure they were the only ones in it, turned to each other.
Sirius spoke first. "So… what was that spell again?"
Remus tried to remember. "I think it was… Tum… Tumes… something like that."
"Wait… was it Tumescens something?"
"Yeah, that was it!! The last word was like Falles or something."
"Phallus?"
"I think that's right. So it's Tumescens Phallus."
Sirius nodded. "Okay. Here goes nothing." He pointed his wand at himself and closed his eyes. "Tumescens Phallus!!"
Remus waited anxiously to see what happened. After a few seconds with no exploding features or any maladies of any sort he spoke. "Er, Sirius? Did it work?"
"I'm not sure." Sirius seemed puzzled. "I'll try it again. Tumescens Phallus!!" Nothing happened. "Tumescens Phallus!!" Once again, nothing happened. "One more time. Tumescens Phallus!!"
Remus watched closely, but saw nothing at first. Then for some reason his gaze shifted down and he saw something bulging at the front of Sirius' pyjama pants. "Er… Sirius? Are you… okay?"
"Okay? Why? What's wrong? Tumescens Phallus!! Tumescens Phallus!!"
Remus' eyes widened. "Sirius, stop it!! Stop saying that!!"
"Why? What's it doing?"
Remus dragged Sirius over in front of a mirror. Okay, now look at yourself and do the spell."
"Tumescens Phallus!!" Sirius' jaw dropped. "No… freaking… way. This is not… I didn't just…"
"I think you did." The bulge in Sirius' pants was now twitching and nearly doubled in size as when Remus had first noticed it.
"So wait… this spell is…"
"I think so."
"But we can't be sure, right?" Sirius looked alarmed.
Remus sighed. "Well, no. Since we weren't watching that um… area from the beginning we can't be sure if the spell is what caused it. We'd have to start from the very beginning to see if the spell really did cause… that."
"Well…" Sirius looked thoughtful. He nonchalantly twirled his wand until it was pointing directly at Remus.
"Tumescens Phallus!!"
"What?? NO!!" Remus looked down. It was too late. He was already starting to bulge too.
"Well, I guess that answers that question. Now we know what this spell does." Sirius looked down and Remus followed his gaze, then quickly looked away. The bulge was still twitching and very noticeable.
"And how are you gonna hide that?"
"I have no clue. Any ideas?"
"Well I might have had some, but not since you cast that charm on me!!"
"Fine. Don't help me. Just let me go around Hogwarts like this forever and be made the laughingstock of the school. Just imagine. Walk, twitch, walk, twitch, walk, twitch. But I guess I'll deal with it."
Remus grinned against his will. "Fine. I'll guess I'll help you figure out how to hide it."
And the two of them quickly set to work on hiding Sirius' particular Dare results from the rest of the school.
How WILL they do it? Actually, I have no clue. So if you have any ideas give them to me!! I'd really appreciate it!! R&R please!!
