Hurray!! Another chapter is up!! And this one's up pretty fast…

Remus set his head down on the desk as Professor Binns droned on and on. Normally he made an attempt at taking notes, but after all he had been through today he felt no urge to take pages and pages of boring notes. He knew he'd regret it later, but he didn't care about that right now. What he did care about was why Sirius was poking him in the side.

He raised his head slightly and looked inquiringly at Sirius. Sirius pointed gleefully towards James. Remus furrowed his brow. He had no clue what Sirius wanted. Sirius rolled his eyes and pulled out his wand.

Remus still had no idea as to what Sirius was up to, so he just sat back and watched as Sirius twirled his wand until it was pointing directly at James. Remus heard Sirius mutter a spell under his breath, something that sounded uncannily like "Tums Fallis."

Remus raised his head sharply and looked sternly at Sirius, who was doing his best to repress his laughter as James blushed. Sirius looked at Remus and snickered. "It's just a bit of harmless pranking," he whispered to him. Remus resigned himself to the fact that he wasn't going to be able to change anything and settled for just watching what Sirius was going to do.

"Tumuscens Phallus. Tumuscens Phallus." Sirius kept repeating this phrase over and over at James until he had passed the mark that even he had stopped at. And still he kept going. Meanwhile, James was busy trying to stop blushing and looking around suspiciously, making sure nobody was watching him.

He has no idea what's going on, Remus realized. He must just think it's a regular thing, with no magic involved. Well he was wrong. He watched as James' hands disappeared underneath the table and James blushed even more. Remus watched as James' breath started to come in short, quick pants, and as he finally collapsed on the table, quivering. Finally Sirius stopped with the spell and began to simply watch as James attempted to cope.

He had apparently already tried the natural approach of relieving the tension, which of course had not worked. Now James looked fervently around the room, and his eyes met Sirius'. James looked deeply worried, and he was apparently trying to tell Sirius something. Eventually he took a piece of parchment out of his pocket, waved his wand over it, and passed it to Sirius. Remus watched as James enchanted another one and Remus caught it when James passed it to him. Remus read as words appeared on the paper as James wrote them on his. It was a three-way parchment.

Something really weird is happening. (James)

Really? What? (Sirius)

I don't know. It's like my…

Your what? (Remus)

My… you know… it's like, got a mind of it's own.

(Here Sirius was so overcome with suppressed laughter that Remus had to carry the conversation himself.)

I don't get it. How so?

Like, it's all twitching and hard. It's freaking huge too.

Whoa, really? That's weird.

I know. I can't figure it out.

Well have you tried the obvious approach? You know…

Yeah, I have. It didn't work.

Well I don't know what's going on. I can't think of any reason why it's happening…

Wait… Prongs, who are you sitting next to?

Wormtail… why?

No WAY!! James has a crush on Peter, James is crushing on Peter…

Do NOT!! Why would I have a crush on Peter, of all people??

Well… you're sitting next to him and you're all excited… it's pretty obvious…

Remus grinned as he saw James whisper another spell and the parchment burned up silently. "You really shouldn't have said that…" he whispered to Sirius through his tears of laughter.

"Eh, it was worth it. And besides, now he's going to be all insecure for awhile and think that he really might be attracted to him… it's going to be quite fun, I think. Besides, he had it coming to him. Don't you remember when he cast that spell on me that allowed me to see all guys, and only guys, naked?"

"Yeah…" Remus blushed. Sirius hadn't told anybody about the spell until after the fact, and he was mortified to find out that he had been sitting next to Sirius naked all day. But apparently he had been seeing all guys naked that day, including Peter and James, so Remus wasn't alone in that thought.

"Yeah, it was bloody terrible. Seeing all those guys but not being able to see any girls. It was pure torture."

"I'll bet. You know, I think we should tell James about the game."

"Why?"

"Well, we used its spell against him. It's only fair. And besides, Truth or Dare is always fun with more people involved."

"But the game went all weird when we mentioned it that one time…"

"Eh, stuff the game. What can it do to us?"

Oh, you naïve, naïve boys. What can the game do? So, so much. But I'm not sure it will. I don't know if I should include James in the game or not. If he is in the game that will involve him in all the Dares they have to do, as well as the Truths. Which means that some of the Sirius/Remus shippers might have to put up with some Sirius/James or Remus/James during the game… So what do you think? R&R, and tell me whether you think I should include James or not!! Once again, if you have any special Truths or Dares you want in the story, tell me and I'll try to work them in!!