Well, here's chapter 1! Although I admit I was a bit discouraged by the lack of reviews... Anyway, you always have a chance to make up for it!
"Oooh La La!" Mandos declared as he danced through his halls. "I am so happy!"
Everything was going well. The Feanorians hadn't pulled an act in a long, long time. Although Dior was becoming a little annoying...
Then a random blue Prius randomly drove into the Halls. Out came Caranthir, and behind him was the infamous... wait for it... BlueRaspberryJollyRancher! Mandos instantly stopped prancing around and started screaming.
"AGH NOOOOOO! THAT GIRL IS OUT TO GET ME!"
That girl got annoyed, so she threw a Jolly Rancher at Mandos. The candy knocked the Vala to the ground.
"Wait!" Caranthir yelled. He rushed over to poor Namo and whispered something in the Vala's ear.
A slow grin spread across Mandos's face.
Seeing the phenomenon happen, BlueRaspberryJollyRancher cackled madly until she ran out of breath.
Suddenly, GreenAppleJollyRancher, BlueRaspberryJollyRancher's brother, appeared.
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" the two shouted.
PRANKSPRANKSPRANKSPRANKSPRANKS
Meanwhile, in Finwe's room...
Finwe groaned. "It's her! It's her! Oh woe, oh TRAGEDY! I will die a second death! I will-"
"You'll do no such thing", Dior interrupted. Finwe glared at Dior, but he ignored it. "For I am Dior, the brave and handsome! With all my fairness, braveness, valiantness, and impressiveness, I will protect you!"
Finwe went hoi-ya! and threw his plate of bitter melon at Dior.
PRANKSPRANKSPRANKSPRANKSPRANKS
"So, what do you think?" Mandos asked tentatively. He didn't want to get killed by this crazy girl and her antics.
"GREAT!" both BlueRaspberry and GreenApple said at the same time.
"Um, are you sure you want to do this?"Caranthir inquired. "If Dior finds out..."
"He won't", GreenApple promised.
BlueRaspberry just shrugged and used her Jolly Rancher as lip gloss.
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