Did I scare you with the lack of updates? So sorry. I've got so much homework lately, plus a science project. Expect updates to be back to normal around Christmas. Anyway, on with the story!
GreenApple rolled his eyes. "I don't get why you like blue raspberry jolly ranchers so much. Green apple flavored ones are much better."
Needless to say, BlueRaspberry was furious at this little seemingly harmless comment. She pulled a shark out of her pocket and threw it at GreenApple, who screamed and hid behind Caranthir, who screamed and hid behind Maedhros, who screamed and hid behind Mandos, who screamed and hid behind Manwe, who poofed away the shark with a snap of his fingers.
"HEY YOU POOFED AWAY MY FAVORITE SHARK!" Melkor screamed. "YOU'LL PPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!"
GreenApple threw a dum-dum at Melkor.
Melkor threw a fireball at Manwe and left.
"So, off pranking we go!" BlueRaspberry cheered, not seeming to notice that her brother was frantically trying to put out the fire on Mandos, whose cloak had caught ablaze when the Vala of Doom was frantically trying to put out the fire on Manwe.
"Nail polish?"
"Check."
"Oreos?"
"Check."
"Newspaper?"
"Check."
"Balloons, doughnuts, sticky notes, cotton balls, onions, caramel, jello?"
"Check."
"Fake rats?"
"Check."
"Real rats?"
"Che- WHAT?"
BlueRaspberry burst out laughing. "I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING!"
Caranthir sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. "Let's just pay for the stuff and get out of here."
So BlueRaspberry paid for the stuff and the two got out of the store.
"How do you think my sister is doing?" GreenApple asked.
"Let's just get this over with", Celegorm groaned. "If we don't, that horrible girl might..."
"Grass?"
"Check."
And that's this chapter! Can you guess what the terrible two and the reluctant three are planning?
