Hey, sorry this took so long. I've been really busy lately: Researching a national park (even if it is beautiful) takes up a lot of time. Anyway, you shall wait no longer for the next chapter!
Dior sashayed into the bathroom, not bothering to lock the door. He surveyed his beautiful face and nodded. It would suffice for the party Celegorm had told him about. He sashayed into the dining room, and found that Celegorm was already there.
"How do you do?"Dior asked Celegorm in a ridiculously feminine voice.
Caranthir smirked evilly, something he was very good at, and yanked on the string he was holding.
Balloons engulfed the surprised Dior, while GreenApple poofed Caranthir away to the bathroom.
"This is cruel," Mandos mumbled. "What will Dior do to us when he finds out?"
BlueRaspberry, of course, was disappointed with Mandos. "YOU'RE A VALA!" she shouted. "ARE YOU AFRAID OF A LOWLY ELF?!"
"Hey", said Caranthir, who was poofed into the room earlier by GreenApple (But you already know that, right?).
BlueRaspberry tossed her hair. "Just get on with the plan!"
So Caranthir took out his onion and put it in the sink. GreenApple dumped the jar of caramel all over it.
"Who wants to be the lucky volunteer? ... No one? Well... Eeny, meeny, miny, moe..."
"Hey Dior, I'm SO sorry for killing you!"
"Huh?"
"Here, have a caramel apple to make up for it!"
Dior eyed the onion - ahem, apple- suspiciously. "What's a caramel apple?"
"It's, um, a really sweet apple. Try it out!"
Dior bit into the onion - and immediately spat it out. "AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHH! I'M GONNA KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLL YOU!"
Celegorm ran for his life.
Sorry for the shortness of this chapter, but I didn't have much time. Hopefully next time will be different!