How Dior Got Pranked

by BlueRaspberryJollyRancher

Finally! This time, instead of torturing the Feanorians, BlueRaspberryJollyRancher is out to help them! Well, one of them. Maedhros and Maglor probably wouldn't approve. And Finwe and Celegorm would probably run off screaming. But hey, at least Caranthir is happy!

6. Morgoth Interferes Once More

"Buuut Feeeeeeänor!" Dior whined. "It'll be fuuuuuuun!"

"No it won't." Feänor said flatly.

"But think of all the stuff we could do! We could... Ooh, we could dump water on their heads!"

"That", Feänor stated, "Is the lamest prank ever. I swear, even Finarfin could think of something better."

Dior sulked off.

Meanwhile...

Morgoth paced.

Then he paced some more. He was not happy. His favorite shark had been poofed away! Manwë had committed a heinous crime. AND MORGOTH WOULD NEVER FORGIVE HIM! EVER!

But what could he do to get revenge? Manwë didn't have a shark. Manwë didn't even like sharks! Then he remembered.

"SAURON, SEND A MESSAGE TO DIOR IMMEDIATELY!"