Um... hey everyone. how are you? good I hope.
any way...TO THE APOLOGY!
I am so so so so so sorry I haven't updated in a long time, my mind has been coming up with many ideas of different stories and one of them really got me into writing.
so hopefully I will be able to get my mind back on track soon, but until then be expecting a HTTYD story coming soon to an internet source near you!
so just like my last apology I shall create a lil skit for YOU.
(just so y'all know: I combine books, series, and movies into my HTTYD stories. this one includes some facts from the book where hiccup learns dragonease.)
Hiccup: hey toothless?
toothless: yes hiccup?
hiccup: do you think astrid really likes me?
toothless: yes, I know she likes you. almost everyone in your village likes you now.
hiccup: no I mean likes likes me.
toothless: I do not understand what you mean?
hiccup: I mean like loves me.
toothless: OH! well, I do not know that. I am only a dragon.
hiccup: yeah, I know. I was just wondering.
astrid: hey guys!
hiccup: oh hey astrid we were just talking about you.
*hiccup mentally scolds himself for saying that.*
astrid: what were you guys saying about me?
toothless: that hiccup loves you, and wants to marry you, and wants you to have his babies, and-
*hiccup slaps the side of toothless' head*
hiccup: not much, just that we should go flying soon.
astrid: oh. *her face fell, she may treat hiccup like a pest every now and then, but in her heart she REALLY liked him*
hiccup: astrid? whats wrong?
astrid: nothing, why don't we go flying now? i'll go get stormfly.
*astrid ran in the direction of her home.*
toothless: why did you slap me?!
hiccup: because I was not saying those things!
toothless: well she didn't know what I was saying, so why does it matter?!
hiccup: it doesn't.
*OUT OF NOWWHERE A BRIGHT LIGHT SHONE ON THE GROUND*
hiccup: what the heck?!
*THE LIGHT SLOWLY FADES AND WHEN ITS GONE THERE IS A PLATE OF WHAT LOOKED LIKE COOKIES...AND IS THAT AN EGG WITH LEGS?!*
hiccup: AGH!
*EGG JUMPS UP AND RUNS OFF INTO FOREST*
hiccup: what was that thing? toothless don't eat those!
*toothless sniffs cookies then eats one*
toothless: but they are so good!
hiccup: really?
*hiccup picks one up and eats it*
hiccup: woah! we've gotta bring these to Astrid!
*toothless and hiccup walk off to meet astrid with their plate of cookies.*
aster: JAAAAAACK!
jack: what now?
aster: I know your playing tricks on me now.
jack: what do you mean cotton tail?
aster: where are the batch of cookies we just made? I just set the here on the counter and now there gone!
jack: well maybe one of your precious googies sprinkled some magic dust on them to teleport threw time. *jack said sarcastically*
aster: you know full well they couldn't do tha- *aster stopped talking as he checked his apron for the dust that could do just as jack said and found it gone*
*jack sighed annoyingly and went over to the (just cleaned) dishes to pull out a measuring cup and started the entire baking process...again.*
THE END!
I make myself laugh.