Shulk groaned and didn't want to wake up. The light beamed down and because of his obvious hangover he showed a hatred towards it. He moved his head slightly and noticed another person. "What the fuck?!" he practically screamed. This woke up Robin whom had been peacefully sleeping. "Why the hell are you in my bed, and more importantly, naked?!" Shulk continued.
"Calm down! I-" Robin was interrupted by a uncomfortable Shulk.
"How the hell do you think I'm going to calm down?" Shulk began to ramble with rage.
"just sit, and if it makes you feel better, put on some clothes." Robin spoke softly so that Shulk might calm down. Shulk grabbed a robe and sat down. Robin made sure he was completely covered by the sheets of the bed. Shulk started to calm down. "Okay, let me explain what happened.
Last night, you became wasted. I was at the bar and I noticed Pit pointed me out to you. After that, you came over and flirted with me. You brought me back here. Then clothes came off. I guess the rest is self-explanatory." Robin prepared for shouting. That didn't happen. Instead, Shulk thought it over before responding.
He ended up saying, "So what we did was initiated by me, not you?" Robin nodded. Shulk asked for more clarification, "And you didn't make me that drunk. I did all of this, and took you along for the ride."
"This is all true. I hope you're not mad at me."
Shulk smiled, "I'm not. I didn't remember who initiated it or how it happened, but I do remember the sex. I remember how good it was, and how much I loved it. I guess when I woke up, I sobered up and forgot some things. I guess it just made me mad." Both became relieved, it made them feel better. Robin could tell Shulk started to be enraged.
"What's wrong?" Robin asked.
Shulk clenched his teeth before he spoke. He made a fist and said, "I remember something else. I remember Pit putting something into my drink! That bitch! He's dead! I'm gonna put his head on a platter and... and ..." Shulk just couldn't go on. He released his fist.
His tone lighten up. He said, "I am going to ask you to leave. I'm sorry, but I don't want you to see me mad."
Robin smiled, seeing how his friend saw him this way. As someone who shouldn't see the wretched side of him. "I understand," Robin said, "but before I go," Robin moved over, and gave Shulk a kiss and a hug. Robin laughed. "I can't leave just yet, I'm still naked!" This made Shulk laugh and brought his mood back from hell.
Robin got dressed and went back to his room. Anyone who looked at him knew he was happy. A few could guess what happened, his clothes were disheveled. When he got in the room, he saw his sister in peace. She looked so calm. He started to get dressed into new clothes. When he realized he woke his sister up, he stopped. "Where were you last night?" She asked him.
He was sure Shulk didn't want anyone to know what happened. To protect his new friend, he said, "That's strictly confidential."
She knew how to push his buttons. She responded, "If you don't tell me, I'll just have to assume the worst."
"Fine! I'll tell you. But this is confidential, seriously. I don't want anyone to kn-."
"Get on with it! I know what confidential means!"
"Fine! I was sleeping with Shulk."
"Ooh, I know what that means!" Robin knew she wouldn't blab that to anyone, but he wouldn't hear the end of it. He sushed her, because his sister began to get loud by saying what happened as a mantra.
After she got quiet, there was a knock at the door. Robin opened the door. Outside in the hall Dr. Mario stood. "The child asked to see you again," Dr. Mario said. Then he mysteriously walked away. Robin followed Dr. Mario to the infirmary.
Inside the child once again sat up upon Robin's entrance. "I remember more!" She said once he walked over to the bed. if she says "War between Shulk and someone else," I'll believe it. She continued. "You'll start war between Shulk and Pit." Shit! Robin thought. "There's more too," she said, "You send the message in the future."
He knew this was gonna go down in mere minutes now. Shulk blamed Pit for all that happened. This can't be good. As soon as Shulk found Pit he'd probably beat the shit out of him, or worse. Robin needed to rant to someone, or at least get advice on what to do. He is too smart to think of doing anything rash at this moment in time. Before he was going to think of finding Shulk he had to find Marth so they could talk.
Robin rushed to Marth, because shit has gotten real. When he knocked, Marth took some time to answer the door. "Hello, is there something you need? Here, come in, Robin," Marth said as he answered the door. They sat down at the table. Marth continued, "So why did you come to me?"
Robin was anxious so he started speaking fast, "So the Child gave me more information. She said that the war would be between Shulk and Pit and that I sent myself that message."
"okay I think I got all that. You know what. This reminds me of something that happened between Ike and me." That got Robin intrigued.
"What happened between you?"
"Well, last time we had that party, was a few years ago. I found myself drinking too much. Ike, Captain Falcon, Link, and I played truth or dare. That was the first bad choice. The second bad choice was saying 'dare' when it was Link's turn. That lead to Link saying, 'I dare you to... Kiss Ike!' I was wasted and wanted to make a good show, so I grabbed him by the shirt. I put my hand behind his head and kissed him." This didn't seem that bad to Robin. "That's not all. I pushed my tounge in his mouth. There were as much of a fight for dominance as there is in France's wars. He was extremely uncomfortable. He was so mad at me, that we didn't speak for three months. Part of it was that I didn't tell him I was gay and part of it was that I went too far."
"Whoa, that is just like what I'm going through, except you weren't drugged like Shulk."
Marth's eyes widened. He said in shock, "What?!"
"Yeah, Pit drugged Shulk, and now, Shulk is going to kick his ass."
"you need to go and calm Shulk down. Now!"
"Okay I'll go find him. Thanks for the talk." Robin rushed down to the communal area hoping that Shulk hadn't already found Pit. Now, he was running there when he saw a crowd in a circle.
Robin moved into the circle. He stood next to Zelda.
Robin was too late. Shulk and Pit already began to fight. Zelda looked to Robin and asked, "Do you know what this is all about?"
"yeah, but I shouldn't say," Robin answered.
"that's what this is all about."
"People knowing and doing things that they shouldn't." Shulk and Pit continued to fight. Shulk might have just broken Pit's nose. The fight continued until Master Hand showed up.
Master Hand went into the middle of the crowd and chose to break up the fight. He threw Shulk off of Pit. He screamed at Shulk, "Fights are only allowed in the arena! If I see you two fighting again, I won't be the one to stop you! I'll get my brother out here!" The threat of Crazy Hand was enough to stop anyone from doing anything. Shulk had put down a can of whoop-ass on Pit.
The entire room was frozen in time. Nobody moved. Nobody spoke. Nobody did anything until one person left the crowd. Then the crowd slowly dissipated, One by one, until everyone went their separate ways. Robin thought he needed help with what to do, so he returned back to Marth.
When Marth opened the door, he said, "You don't look so good. Want to come in and have a cup of tea?"