Deidara woke up...and he looked around.
His vision wasn't clear at first. He shook his head as if that would help him see clearly.
He yawned, rubbing his eyes, noticing he was on the floor.
He slept on the fucking floor.
Judging from the fact he couldn't recall anything from the truth or dare game from last night, he could tell he passed out.
"Deidara, you're awake." Sasori said, while yawning so his speech wasn't very clear.
"I am. And you..." Sasori's wooden arm was missing, like Deidara's did once.
"What?" Sasori asked surprised.
"Your arm."
"Yeah, I lost it last night to Kakuzu. Although I win our bet with him. I bet you and Hidan wouldn't remember a thing today." Sasori said seriously.
"Don't tell me..." Deidara sighed, facepalming, as he covered his visible eye with his hand/mouth.
Someone had mixed their drinks again.
His and Hidan's.
"Won't you and Kakuzu at least apologize, un."
"No. We did it for fun." The bomber shoot a glare at Sasori.
"Yeah, but-" Deidara was interrupted by Hidan's screaming.
"Kakuzu, I will sacrifice all of your four hearts to Jashin!"
"The alcohol cost a lot."
"I don't give a fuck! Apologize now and tell me what happened last night!"
"No."
"Fucking yes."
"How about you tell me?" Deidara asked Sasori angrily. "Un."
"I am not telling you a thing. It was a deal with Kakuzu and Kisame."
"You fucking did it to the Uchiha too!"
"We technically didn't. Kisame did."
Second interruption.
"Tsukuyomi! Will you tell me what happened?" Silence, but it's not like Deidara expected anything else, he'd been himself in the Tsukuyomi and it was only possible to reply inside the genjutsu.
"Fine, I will unite with Hidan and Itachi. We will find out. Hidan! Itachi! Enough with the Shinjihyouketsu and the Tsukuyomi, un."
Really, what had happened?