"Reno, do you have any barf bags?" A voice crackled through the headphones.

In the cockpit, the redhead sighed. "No, Yuffie. Why'd ya wanna know?"

"Well, Kadaj was looking a little green…oh, forget it. Too late."

What do you mean, too late???" Reno yelped.

"Tifa just got sick all over Cloud." The ninja said, nonchalantly.

"Arggghhh!" Reno heard the blonde man yell.

"Sorry, Cloud!"

"Eew, that's nasty!" Yuffie laughed.

Vincent took a deep breath and suppressed the urge to shoot his cabinmates.

"Shut up, yo!" Reno yelled.

The cockpit quieted down to a dull roar.

They were in Reno's helicopter, flying towards… um, actually, they didn't really know. They were just doing what Vincent told them to do.

But they were heading north. Reno knew that.

Suddenly, Tifa said, "Wow, that's a nasty looking rain cloud!"

Indeed it was. Unfortunaly, they were flying directly into it.

"Fasten your seatbelts, guys." Reno said. "This is gonna be rough."

Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz were seated at a large oak table in the middle of a dark, fancy dining room. There were plates made out of solid gold on the table, and gem-studded tapestries on the walls. It would have been a nice setting, if it weren't for the scary cat woman who was staring at Kadaj through her ridiculously long eyelashes.

They were waiting for dinner to be served. Apparently, the cat lady's "dinner guests" didn't include Zella, who had been taken away for some "friendly questions". Kadaj was trying not to imagine what those questions were, or how they would be phrased.

The cat lady poured the silver haired trio some champagne, then settled back in her seat.

"I'm sure you boys are wondering why we brought you here." She purred. "And I'm more than happy to tell you. My name is Hecate, and I have two friends, Dell and Reesa. They're attending to your friend right now."

She smiled. "We've wanted to meet you for a very long time."

Kadaj glared. "What have you done with Zella?"

Hecate scowled, baring her pointed teeth. "Shut up and let me talk!"

Kadaj shut up.

Hecate got a faraway look in her eye. "It all began three years ago…

Reesa jumped up and down on Hecate's bed. "Heckie, guess what I got!"

The young blonde leaned forward with eager eyes. "What is it?"

Dell grabbed the plastic box out of her friend's hands. "Omigosh!" She shrieked. "This is the Final Fantasy VII movie!"

Heckie's mouth fell open. "But that doesn't come out until May!"

Reesa grinned. "Daddy got an advance copy! Wanna watch it???"

"Are you kidding? Of course!"

Hecate leaned back, her eyes half closed. "That night, we discovered you three. We cheered for you, egging you on. We couldn't wait for you to transform into Sephiroth and conquer all!" She smiled dreamily. "We were die-hard Sephiroth fans. We cosplayed as him, drew pictures of him, wrote fanfics where he won instead of that stupid Cloud and his friends. We had been waiting to see Sephiroth reborn!

"But as we watched, we saw you lose. We saw Cloud kill Sephiroth-again- and you disintegrate into thin air."

She slammed a fist onto the table. "It was awful!" she cried. "Simply awful!"

"So…I guess you were kinda angry?" Loz asked nervously.

"DAMN RIGHT! WE WERE TOTALLY PISSED!" She yelled, before claming down.

"Anyway, we slowly let our anger and hatred of Avalanche, Shinra Corp. and Cloud consume us. We grew obsessed. But we were simply angry fangirls. There was nothing we could do.

"But on the night of November 34th, we-"

"Hey, there's no such day as November 34th!" Yazoo protested.

"SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET ME TALK!" Hecate roared.

"Anyway, on the night of November34th, it all changed…"

The three girls were gathered around a strange diagram drawn on the floor. It resembled a pentaram, but looked different, more evil.

"By the spirits of death and the spirits of pain," Hecate began.

"By the spawning of breath and the ending of vain.

"By the anger of gods and of magic arcane,

give us gifts that we ask for, and powers we claim!"

The sign on the floor began to glow silver, and the girls were enveloped in a choking blue mist. The shrieked and writhed in agony, their bodies changing, their forms morphing strangely.

When the fog cleared, they were no longer ordinary young girls, but bizarre, exotic-looking women.

Hecate had been given fangs, sinewy arms and legs, a slender body, and slitted, catlike eyes. Reesa had muscular legs, short, sharp teeth, and a forked tongue that darted in and out. And Dell had razor sharp canines, furry pointed ears, and huge boobs.

They shrieked in wonderment at their new forms, cackling gleefully under the full moon.

"…And now we shall resurrect Sephiroth with the help of you, his three mortal vessels!" She laughed evilly.

The remnants stared at her.

"Wow," Kadaj said. "You may have a hot bod, you're totally nuts!"