Colonel Roy Mustang was napping in his private office when a flustered Hawkeye burst in. "Sir!" She called rousing him from his slumber. "Perhaps you should come take a look at this." Motioning for him to follow, they both left the room.
As they entered the corridor, Mustang noticed a large audience of flabbergasted solders gathered around a window. He pushed his way through the group to try and see what the cause of the commotion and couldn't believe his eyes when he saw a 300 ft Edward Elric waving at all the soldiers bragging about his height.
"Full Metal?!" Roy gasped and almost as if the blonde haired boy had heard him he pointed straight at the window (most likely at Mustang although his finger was so big it pointed at them all) and grinned evilly. "Bastard Colonel! Now who's the short one?" Ed shouted causing the building to shake and a few solders to fall down. Looking beyond Edward, Mustang could see broken buildings, squashed cars and people running for their life. He knocked on the glass. "Ed! What happened?"
"He was cursed." A voice said from behind the crowd as they partitioned and Al stood in the centre.
"Cursed? Don't be ridiculous. There's no such thing as curses."
"Then how else would you explain that?" Al pointed at Ed through the window who was preoccupied with not trying to stand on anyone.
"So how did it happen, Al?" Riza enquired.
"Ed said something about a tall lady in weird clothes chanting something and waving her arms around" He started waving his arms around madly "then saying that tomorrow, he will grow to 300 ft."
"Okay, we need to locate where this woman went. Al, did Ed say where he saw her?" Al shook his head. "Hawkeye, Havoc, Fuery, Breda, Falman and Al follow me. The rest of you get back to work." Mustang ordered and headed outside.
Edward was enjoying his new found height; sure it was a little bit taller than what he preferred but he was sure going to make the most of it.
He looked down and noticed seven figures stood by his feet; all but one dressed in a navy blue uniform indicating that the others were from the military. Upon closer inspection, Ed realised who each of the characters were. "Jealous of my height, Mustang?" He called down. The other man tried to say something in response but was too far away for Ed to hear him. "Hang on, get on!" Ed lowered his hand down to the ground with his palm upwards for Mustang to get on. He clearly didn't want to get on though, his hesitation said enough. "I'm not going to throw you to the ground or something, that'd just be stupid." Mustang steadily climbed on and braced himself as he was lifted up higher and higher until he was by Ed's ear.
"It doesn't matter what I was going to say but we'll try and get you back to normal."
"I don't want to go back to normal!" Ed argued.
"Be realistic, Ed. You can't do anything when you're this size."
"You're just jealous because I'm taller than you for once!" Ed held his hand out in front of him and threw Roy up in the air and caught him. He repeated the process until he felt the usually taller man cling to his sleeve to prevent him from being tossed again. Slowly, Ed tilted his arm to a forty-five degree angle making it mandatory for Mustang to hold on tight, lest he fall off.
"Now you know what it feels like to be screwed with!" Ed jeered as he held his hand straight again. Mustang meanwhile looked ready to vomit.
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I looked up skyscraper height and realised that I was off by about one significant figure so sorry.