This is the second chapter of my second SasoDei fic hehe. You guys are lucky I'm not sadistic cause I would have made you suffer for at least two weeks, but I'm nice so here you go hehe !

Sasori, a student studying french, had a dark secret. He was in love with his best friend and roommate. He always teased Deidara, but it was getting hard for him to keep his feelings in check.

"Hey, brat, could you get me a soda out of the fridge?" Sasori asked as Deidara got up from the couch where he and Sasori were playing video games all night.

"Why don't you get it yourself, Danna, hm?" Deidara replied teasingly, sticking his tongue out.

"Cause if you're a good boy I'll give you a treat."

"Oh,oh, Tobi's a good boy! Tobi will get it for you Sasori-Sempai! Tobi wants a treat ! Tobi's a good boy,hehe!" Tobi said popping up from nowhere, Deidara and Sasori just roll their eyes at their roommate like normal, everyone knew Tobi was mentally insane, not the violent type but he was still crazy.

"Okay, Tobi, you can get me a drink if you want to." Sasori said, huffing and crossing his arms over his chest.

I wish I had never said anything about a treat, of course Tobi would butt in, what was I thinking *sigh* great now I don't feel like teasing. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, damn Tobi, I'll get you for this *huff* Sasori thought grumpily as Tobi came back into the room with the soda Sasori had asked for, demanding his reward.

"I'll give you a treat...just come into my room later and you'll get a good reward." Sasori teased Tobi, and, unknowingly, made Deidara upset.

"Now that I think about it, I don't want a treat." Tobi said (his Madara voice) scaring his roommates, yup his was most certainly not normal in the least his was, in fact, the opposite of normal...but aren't we all?

Sasori saw Deidara go to bed with a heartbroken look on his face, had Sasori done something wrong? Not that he knew of...wait was it what he had said to Tobi...? No it couldn't have been, Deidara was straight Sasori knew that...but then why the sad face...? Perhaps Sasori was mistaken, yeah that was it.

Sasori went to bed a lot later in a cold and empty bed without his little brat. He fell asleep and had an odd dream.

Sasori's Dream

Sasori was sitting in a meadow with his brat, when suddenly Deidara exploded inside and died quickly. Sasori cried and said four words he never thought he would "I love you, brat." as Deidara closed his eyes forever.

Dream End

Sasori woke up with tears in his eyes, and went to the kitchen to get a drink of water.

Sasori was still crying when he felt warm arms embrace him. He froze then turned to look and saw a very shaken Deidara hugging him. He wasn't expecting what he did next, and Deidara certainly wasn't...

Sasori pushed Deidara up against a wall and kissed him deeply. To his surprise Deidara kissed him back, and they started making out. When the stopped for air Sasori asked "Veux-tu venir dans ma chambre?" very seductively, trailing his hands up and down Deidara's exposed chest.

"You know I have no idea what you just said right,hm?" Deidara asked, licking Sasori's cheek where the tears were beginning to dry.

"I said 'want to come to my room?' after all Tobi is already in there." Sasori teased, pulling Deidara by his ponytail to his room.

"Haha aren't you funny, Danna, so was Tobi a good little boy for you, hm?"

"Oh, look who's the perverted person, no Tobi was scared of a spider in his room so he asked if he could stay in mine." Sasori said grumpily.

"Shouldn't you get him out of here, hm?" Deidara asked, stopping just outside Sasori's room. Sasori nodded and shook Tobi awake.

"What do you want." Tobi said (in the Madara voice) sitting up, angry that someone woke him up.

"We need you out of here, hm...unless you would likre to join us, hm?" Deidara teased pulling Tobi up.

"...I don't think so..." Tobi said (again in the Madara voice) and left the room.

"So what do we do now, hm?" Deidara asked as Sasori took off his clothes.

"Well, obviously take our clothes off first." Sasori replied in a no none-sense tone.

"Um, Danna could you help me undress, hm?" Deidara barely whispered into Sasori's ear, lightly blushing.

Sasori smirked and grabbed Deidara's pants zipper in between his teeth and pulled it down slowly, trying to drive his brat insane. his face blushed across Deidara's already hard member.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, what you already got really hard just from that?" Sasori bursted out laughing.

"D-d-don't laugh, D-Danna, h-hm." Deidara said, blush intensified, covering his lower half with one hand, the other covering his face.

"Okay, okay, I'll stop." Sasori promised, pulling Deidara's hands away "It's so cute when you get embarrassed." Sasori kissed the tip of Deidara's nose. Deidara blushed even more - if that were even possible - and averted his eyes to the floor.

"A-am not, hm!"

"You are too cute."

"A-am not, hm!"

"Are too!"

"I AM NOT!"

"You are to, and you know it!" Sasori said as he stripped Deidara of his boxers.

The Next Morning-

Sasori woke to see the sleeping face of his brat, he looked so peaceful with his guard completely down.

Deidara's eyes began to flutter when he felt a pair of lips press a gentle kiss against his forehead. Deidara opened his eyes and saw Sasori's face just inches from his.

"Bon matin."

"Um, if you said 'Good morning' then good morning to you too, Danna, hm."

Sasori chuckled and hugged his blushing lover, which only made Deidara blush even more.

... o/o WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WRITE o.O I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY MORE *cries* again a big thanks to Kary-AkatsukiMember for the translation hehe. I'm quite sleep deprived right now cause I wrote this last night...all of it and I stayed up late so I could finish this chapter for you guys hehe. there will be about two or three more chapters, I don't know but I would like to do that many chapter name means 'Sweet Dreams' I thought it would be good for this chapter hehe