CHAPTER 2

Namgge Rotcod's Mansion Party

Sonic went through the rest of the awful school day going to 3rd class, then 4th class, lunch, then to his 5th class when lunch was over, then he ran to 6th class and later 7th class, his last class. All Sonic could think about was that his life sucked, Amy and Espio hate him, and that his balls itch. Also everyone thinks he is stupid even though he is not. He felt as dark as Shadow, who was real dark, almost like a black.

Sonic got on the bus than Tails, Cream, Espio, Rouge, Knuckles and Knuckles Jr. (who are technically the same age but Knuckles is his dad), Shadow, Silver, and Mongolian Lunch Lady in that order. The road was bumpy, and the bus somehow hit every bump, not making Sonic feel any better, some even say it made him worse.

"Hey, Sonic don't feel so bad, it's a party tonight" said Tails to Sonic, who always knew what to say because he is smart and Sonic's friend.

"Oh yeah" said Sonic to Tails, "It is at the house at Spooky Cove " said Sonic, who never had been to Spooky Cove before.

When the bus got to their stop they all got off and started to walk home, but they don't live in the same house because they aren't related so they didn't go the same direction. It was the doing of God.

"How was School Sonic?" Said Sonic's Mom to Sonic, who right before that had walked into the door of his house into the kitchen.

"It was Nothing" said Sonic" said Sonic, to Sonic's Mom who was also in the kitchen with oven mitts and cooking things out.

"Ok just don't bother me I'm watching the t-v" said Sonic's Mom to Sonic with a serious mad tone.

Sonic had to get ready for the party, so he took out the Marrowana Knuckle's had given to Sonic when they were on the bus a long time in the past.

"I'll save this for a real Emergency" said Sonic to Sonic in his mind.

Sonic also had to take a piss, so he went to the toilet and took out his large (biggest in the school) penis. Sonic was still mad about the Journal and was to think about Amy, and this reminded him of how he wanted Angry sex with Amy.

From this Sonic got a Nerection that caused his pee-pee to shoot out piss very fast, like a Suicidal Bee trying to shoot out its stinger. His pee went so fast that the toilet started to tremble and the sewers started to overflow, pushing all of Sonic's poops from his life to be rushed onto the street at once. It was so bad that the neighbors all met and had a mass suicide like Jonestown. Sonic had seen a movie about it once and thought it was dumb and fag like because god isn't real.

Anyway Sonic went out to his house and met Tails, who was standing next to the still eternally broken limo outside his house from before when they went to Ghost Island for a Prom.

"Hey Tails you ready for the tonight party" said Sonic to Tails. "Oh yeah I forgot" said Tails to Sonic, even though he is smart and remembers things best.

"Let's go" said Sonic and grabbed Tails, and they got a nÜber driver because their cars aren't eternally broken like limos, and instead reliable like a terrorist is at self-killing.

Sonic and Tails went to SPooky Cove and gave the driver a blessing, but Sonic got off the car first because he is faster, but he wasn't as smart as Tails but still pretty smart and faster.

"Wow this is Spooky" said Tails to Sonic. "Yeah I think your right" said Sonic respondingly, to Tails.

Tails saw a frankenstein and Sonic saw a skeletal. They both got to the Mansion of the Party, but knew no one was there because no beer cans existed outside.

"Namgge Rotcod's mansion" said the sign, outside the mansion of the party, read by Tails becsause he is the fast reader suprisingly.

"Huh I never knew Namgge Rotcod" said Sonic to Tails who was also at Spooky Cove. "Yeah but maybe it is a private party like one with prostidudes" thought Tails to Sonic. "Ok cool" said Sonic.

Sonic and Tails went in the house, but Sonic got in first because he's fast, and saw a man in the corner of the inside of the mansion of the party.

"Who you're?" Said Sonic to the Man, who looked like someone put straw-legs on an old pineapple which was also albino.

"I'm namgge rotcod, come in" said the man, but this didn't make sense because they were already in the room of the Mansion

Tails flew forward first and was a nidiot because the trap from the sky fell on him again. "You're not Namgge Rotcod, you're Eggman" said Sonic and yelled at Eggman, finding out now that Namgge Rotcod is Doctor Eggman backwards, and it was too late. Tails was trapped in a Laser-Cage.

"Why you're here" said Sonic to Eggman and yelled "I bet you want the Marrowana, huh" said Sonic. Eggman went and laughed and went and got a jetpack fly and tried to sneak attack Sonic, but Sonic used his Sonic Speed to get away.

"I have Amy and I'm gonna do an Angry Sex with her side-ways lasagna, and youll never longer be True BoyFriend and True GirlFriend with Amy!" screamed Eggman to Sonic, sounding like a penguin with Bron-Kite-Iss that is trying to playing a Flute while sick.

"Uh - Oh" said Sonic to his mind and to god. He had to do something but what.