CHAPTER 3
Drugs to the Rescue
Sonic was still thinking in his mind but Eggman had the jetpack still and flew at Sonic who was being a nidiot and not looking at Eggman
"Ouch" said Sonic who was attacked by the flying Eggman. "I have found six of the Ultra Chao Emeralds because I have a time machine!" said Eggman to Sonic with power in his voice and a bulge in his pants. "I only need one more and then you will never be in the True BoyFriend of Amy club!" said Eggman to Sonic who was still in the same room.
"Uh-Oh" said Sonic to his mind. His penis felt hurt and limp and small (but still the largest) of the thought of no more Amy sex. He still had to do something but what.
Sonic ran around at the speed of Sonic and went so fast he could go up the wall like a sticky foot lizard on steroids who was looking for some big-boobs lady chamelon. He jumped at the Chandeleer which was right on top Eggman.
"This is a Emergency" said Sonic to Sonic's self, so he threw his Marrowana at Eggman.
When eggman accidentally inhaled the marowanna he right then became baked like a bread Sonic's mom made for a bakery contest, which won the first prize for best bread. "Now that Eggmans stupid I can attack him!" said Sonic in his own mind, because he was pretty smart but not as smart as tails but still smarter then Eggman on Marrowana.
Eggman was so drunk on marrowana he couldn't even see sonic. "What did you put in my drink!" said Eggman but he didn't hear Sonic because he just could not with the marrowana poisoning. "Damn, I'll not get to sex Amy with anger today!" said Eggman to Sonic. "I knew Drugs would come to the rescue" said Sonic.
"I'll get you next time sonic!" yelled Eggman to Sonic. He was so angry and very high from the marrowana that so he jumped on his laser platform and left through a nother portal, but the wrong one that goes into hell. "Oh no he got away" said Sonic, but he felt dumb because Eggman got away, but he's in hell so Sonic didn't feel too dumb anyway.
"I have to get Amy said Sonic" said Sonic". He said his Sonics mind. He ran in the Mansion to find Amy's room, but on the way saw a picture of a man in the hall. "Trump 2016" said the poster in the Picture with the orange man. "Wow he must be really rich and have been in Reala State and made a bunch of money that his sons and daughter inhereted and used to make the Mansion so he probably could maybe make America and Sonic High School great again" said Sonic. But that wasnt important so SOnic kept going and found a door that said "Amy's room for Angry Sex" in Eggman hand writing.
Sonic opened the door and Amy was duck taped to the bed. She was dressed for a party but there wasn't a party, there was Eggman's sick prank trap. "Sonic I am tied to the bed help me" said Amy to Sonic. Sonic could only think about how this was the best place for the Angry Sex but he still untied Amy. Sonic saw sizzors next to the bed and he knew that Amy could escaped if she wasn't so hot and was more smart like Tails. "I love her for her boobs" thought Sonic's mind.
"Tails is still trapped but wheres the key" said Sonic to Amy. "Eggman put the key in my vagina for safe keeping" said Amy to Sonic. "Well here goes nothing" said Sonic and he put his head inbetween the lasagna vagina. "Wow Sonic you are good at this" said Amy to Sonic in an impressed way. "This is how they say thanks in Mongolia" said Sonic, and Amy understood everything. Sonic was inside Amy's sex spot and found a key. "A ha!" said Sonic to Amy's insides and he left her sex spot.
Sonic got out and they went to Tails and got Tails out and Tails was surprised. "Where was the key" said Tails to Sonic and Amy. "It was in her vagina" said Sonic, because he can reply faster in the relationship. "Oh OK Cool" said Tails to Sonic.
"Good thing we're safe but the party was terrible" said Sonic to them. "Yeah but you saved us from the Doctor Eggman" said Tails, as happy as the Principal when he finds the cure for his AIDS.
"Amy can we do the Angry sex?"" said Sonic to Amy, with a giant pool-noodle length nerection . "NO WAY!" said Amy to Sonic, because she wasn't angry at Sonic because Sonic saved them from the Eggman. They couldn't do the Angry sex when not mad.
Even though nobody cared about his itchy balls or Amy's loose growing vagina he still felt stupid. "Wow I feel pathetic like a Monkey with a broken finger when peeling a banana" thought Sonic's mind.
This is why College Drama is even more insane the SONIC HIGH SCHOOL drama.