Ruki44: Yea, ok this is a lot of Sakura, Kakashi bashing kinda in this chapter...
Ruki and Tetra: So?
Ruki44: Some people like those characters
Hinata: But you don't have anything against them.
Ruki44: Yea I know, they are just so fun to poke fun at!
Ruki: Now your talking!
Tetra: Woot! That's what I like!
Ruki44: Thanks, ok I don't own Naruto, Digimon, and Legend of Zelda.
Ruki and Tetra: That's shorted then when we had to say it.
Ruki44: Well no duh, you were getting punished.
Ruki and Tetra: Grrrrr...
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Chapter 1
Team 7 and 8 were waiting outside Kohana gates waiting for Team 7's teacher, Kakashi to arrive.
"Ok he better have a good explanation why he's late this time!" Team 8's teacher, Kurenai said pacing back and forth, annoyed.
"He won't, believe me." Sakura said idly, looking up from her conversation with Hinata.
"It's probably be something like 'I got lost on the Road of Life' or something stupid like that." Saskue said coolly from his hiding place behind Shino. He was hiding behind Shino because Sakura wouldn't leave him alone and she's creeped out by Shino and his bugs so yea. (Ruki: Wuss. Tetra: YOU KNOW HOW COOL THAT IS! HINATA, IS SAKURA ONE OF THOSE GIRLY-GIRLS? Hinata: More or less I suppose. Ruki and Tetra: SHE'S GOING DOWN! Ruki44: You can't take her down! I need her! Ruki and Tetra: Kuso…) Just then Kakashi appeared.
"Sorry I'm late, I got lost on the Road of Life…" he said smiling through his one visible eye. Team 8 just stared at Saskue.
"He's predictable…" he explained. Everyone nodded to show they understood. Then Kurenai faced the one eyed perverted jounin.
"So who's our escort to the Land of the Ice?" she asked annoyed. Kakashi then looked neutral.
"Some demon ninja by the name of Naruto…" he trailed off. Neither jounin had a feeling of hatred towards the demon ninja themselves, because they knew that most of them were orphaned children that had nowhere to go.
"Nani! A Demon Ninja! What is Hokage-sama thinking?!" cried out Sakura in disgust. Kakashi raised an eyebrow, but before he could say anything, Saskue stepped in pissed. You see, his older brother Itachi never killed the clan, instead another person under the henge of Itachi. Forced to flee, Itachi ran to a Demon Village nearby. Saskue would meet with him secretly from time to time and Itachi always brought two children out to play with him. Both were outcasts there so Itachi figured it would be nice for them all to have somebody to play with.
"Demon Ninjas aren't all missing ninjas! Most of them are runaway orphans that have nowhere else to go!" Saskue said pissed, thinking of the two boys he had played with. Both of them would have been killed if they stayed in their villages for sure. You see both were jinchurri. (Hinata: That's not right… Ruki44: I KNOW, I CAN'T SPELL! DON'T MOCK ME! Hinata: OK! Creepy…) One of them, a blonde boy named Naruto, was from Kohana and was the son to the forth hokage. He had the Kyuubi no Kitsune in his stomach. Then there was a little red head boy named Gaara of the Sand village, he was the son of the kazekage and he had the Shukaku sealed inside him.
"Well put Saskue." Kakashi said smiling.
"Well we might as well meet this Naruto character now…" Kurenai muttered under her breath.
"Good point, let's go everybody, he's not that far away!" Kakashi said cheerfully. Then he started to walk briskly and everyone started to follow after they realized he was moving. Kurenai was plotting on ways to steal his book and burn it to an ash, Saskue was hoping it was the Naruto he knew, Sakura was thinking about Saskue, Shino was thinking about…well I don't really know what he was thinking about. Bugs? Anyway Kiba was thinking about how the Demon Ninja was like and Hinata was lost in the past of her father calling her worthless and was hoping she wasn't going to get in every ones way. And I won't tell you what Kakashi is thinking about because he's a pervert and you could probably guess. Just then the smell of ramen whiffed through everyone noses, leaving everyone confused except for Saskue who was jumping up and down for joy in his head because it was the Naruto he knew.
"Oh, you guys are here! Good thing I made enough ramen for everybody!" said a boy next to a tree. The boy was wearing a fox mash and you could barely tell he had blonde hair that was up in a ponytail. He had a black t-shirt on with orange pants. Everyone just stared, except for Saskue who knew the kid was a ramen addict. In fact, him Gaara, Kankaru, Temari, Itachi, and even the Kyuubi no Kitsune was trying to get him eat something else besides the stuff. It would be safe to say it wasn't working the slightest.
"Ramen…" Kiba said stupidly. Naruto smiled (though you couldn't really see it thanks to the mask…) and nodded his head.
"Yea! Ramen is the best! Sit down and have some! We could introduce ourselves while we eat!" he said patting the ground with enthusiasm next to him. Saskue quickly took the spot next to him and took some ramen. He was starving. Sakura then happily then sat next to Saskue, much to his disgust, with Kakashi in tow. Kurenai sat next to Kakashi still trying to steal his book and burn it to a crisp and Shino, Kiba, and Hinata sat next to him, Hinata ending up next to Naruto.
"Naruto-san, why don't you start?" Shino asked in his quiet way. Naruto nodded.
"Alright! My name is Naruto Uzamaki and I like ramen and other things. I hate vegetables and perverts. My hobbies are annoying other people and my dream is to become the greatest ninja ever!" Naruto yelled pumping his fists up in the air. Saskue decided to go next.
"My name is Saskue Uchia. I like many things such as tomatoes, I dislike many things such as rabid fan girls…" he stopped smirking when Sakura looked aghast and Naruto snickered. "My hobbies are none of your concern, and my dream is to kill a certain man." Sakura then went next.
"My name is Sakura Haruno and I like…" and she glanced at Saskue. Naruto then decided to take matters in his own hands.
"Saskue-kun" he said imitating Sakura's voice perfectly. She gave him a death glare while everyone else started to smile.
"I dislike annoying people…" she said glaring at Naruto.
"Feeling's mutual." Naruto said perkily. By this time Kiba and Kakashi had started to snicker. Shino showed no emotions, but you could tell he was amused and Saskue, Hinata, and Kunerari were smiling.
"My hobbies are…" she said glancing at Saskue and Naruto once again translated for her.
"Stalking Saskue-kun around!" he said in a cute Sakura voice. By this time Kiba and Kakashi were laughing and Kunerari, Hinata, and Saskue were snickering. Shino still stayed emotionless, but if you looked close enough, you could see a faint smile forming on his lips. Sakura gave him another death glare.
"My dream is…" she said once again looking at Saskue. And once again Naruto felt the need to translate for her.
"Marry Saskue-kun! Basically I'm a love-sick fan girl for an emo guy!" Naruto said in a blissful Sakura voice. Everyone was laughing by this time, except for Shino who was sniggering, and Sakura was pissed off royal. Kakashi then introduced himself.
"My name is Kakashi. I like many things, and I dislike many things. I have a few hobbies and I really don't feel like giving out my dream." Kakashi said smiling.
"Wow that was a real load of information!" Naruto said sarcastically. Saskue smirked.
"Want me to interrupt?" He said smirking. Naruto nodded.
"Please do." Saskue then pulled his headband over one of his eyes.
"My name is Kakashi. I like reading perverted book, and I dislike being on time. My hobbies are being a pervert. My dream is to own every single Icha Icha Paradise book in the series." Saskue said, imitating Kakashi perfectly. Naruto was laughing, as was Kunerari. Kakashi just shrugged.
"My turn! My name is Kunerari! I like karaoke and I dislike perverts and who ever wrote the Icha Icha paradise series. My hobbies are chasing Kakashi around trying to burn his damn books. My dream is to get on a date with Asuma!" Kunerari said pumping her fists up in the air. Naruto jumped up.
"Another pervert hater! Yes! We shall make an anti-perv club!" Naruto yelled excitedly.
"Yes! But first we gotta continue on the introductions. Shino, if you will?" Kunerari said nodding ecstatically, but knew enough to finish what they were doing first.
"My name is Shino Aburame. I like bugs and I dislike anybody who kills bugs for no apparent reason. My hobbies are collecting bugs. My dream is to see every single bug in the world." Shino said in an emotionless voice. Naruto nodded and turned to Kakashi.
"Now couldn't you be like Shino-kun and actually tell us these things instead of having Saskue-kun having to interpret for us?" Naruto asked innocently. Kakashi just shrugged.
"Ok it's my turn! My name is Kiba Inuzuka. I like dogs and I hate people who don't like dogs! My hobbies are playing with Akamaru, my dog, and my dream is to become the best ninja I can be!" Kiba said grinning.
"A follower! High five mate!" Naruto yelled sticking out his hand, which Kiba precede to high five. Naruto then turned to Hinata. "Ok, chick with the pretty eyes, what about you?" he said smiling, though you still can't really tell due to the mask… Hinata blushed at this statement.
"M...My na...name is Hina…Hinata Hyuuga. I li…like gardening and other stuff. I dislike people…who are mean to others…ano um my hobbies are training…my dream is to be the head of my clan…" Hinata stammered. Naruto grinned.
"Hinata…that's a pretty name. But if you don't mind, can I call you Hina-chan? I like that a whole lot better, not to mention it's shorter…" he said laughing sheepishly. Hinata blushed and shook her head.
"No, I don't mind at all Naruto-kun." She said blushing like mad. Naruto grinned.
"Alright! Now that introductions are out of the way and everyone has eaten, let's go!" he yelled pumping his fist into the air.
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Ruki and Tetra: OMG, THAT WAS SO GREAT!
Ruki44: I know, hey what's wrong with Hinata?
Ruki: Oh she's in shock.
Ruki44: From what?
Tetra: Naruto saying her eyes were pretty.
Ruki44: Should have seen that coming...oh well! Review people!