Ruki44: I'm back people, and with a new chapter!
Ruki: We're back!
Ruki44: THANK GOD! How did the shock theropy go Hinata?
Tetra: Well at first, it was this electric rat that just kept saying "Pikachu, Pikachu" and nothing else and it was pissing both me and Ruki off so we knocked it out and I got a bucket of ice cold water and dumped it Hinata's head. That worked amazingly well. She was pissed off.
Hinata: And I still am.
Ruki44: Right then, well ok I'll give Ruki and Tetra a break and do the disclaimer.
Ruki and Tetra: YES!
Ruki44: I don't own Naruto, otherwise Naruto and Hinata would be together, Legend of Zelda, otherwise Link and Tetra would be together, or Digimon or Ruki and Takato would be together. Oh, there is a poll going on right now if you guys want another co-host or not, so here are the people I'm thinking of being a co-host.
Asuka (Alexis) from Yu-Gi-Oh GX
Rukia from Bleach
Lethe from Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
Winry from Fullmetal Alchemist
Kagome from InuYasha
Megumi from Zatch Bell
Tia from Zatch Bell
and to those who read "A Day in the Life", I know the list is longer, but i thought up of more people! And if you don't want another co-host, just tell me!
Hinata: You're forgetting something, again.
Ruki44: OMG YOUR RIGHT! Ok people, my friend, Rakero-chan has a story up called Sexy No Jutsu contest. She has only one review, and that's for me. People its funny, all you gotta do is read it and click the "Submit Review" button on the bottom of the page and tell her how you like it!
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Chapter 3
Everyone, excluding Sasuke, Gaara, Temari, and Kankaru, stared at him when he took his mask off and put a Kohana headband on. He was wearing the same clothes he had on before, except he put an orange and black coat on to keep warm from the icy weather. Then Kakashi broke the silence by shouting loader then Gai or Lee (Ruki: That's possible? Hinata: Alone yes, together no. Tetra: I'm back from the earplug store! Earplugs for everyone! Ruki44, Ruki, Hinata: Thank god! Takes earplugs Ruki44: Readers, these are for Gai and Lee together, you should get some also.)
"A mini Yodamine!" he yelled at the top of his lungs pointing to Naruto in shock. Everyone who didn't know Naruto as well was shocked by Naruto's appearance behind his foxy mask. Kiba thought he looked awesome with the whisker marks, Shino wondered if the whisker marks lead to his Fox mask, Kunerari was wondering if he was related to the Fourth Hokage by any means, and wanted to know what was with the whisker marks, Sakura was wondering how such a good looking guy could be so annoying, and Hinata was to busy thinking he was hot to be really thinking anything else.
"Is there something on my face, because you're all staring at me funny…" Naruto trailed off looking nervous. I mean you would be nervous as well if everyone was staring at you in shock. Just then a girl with long blonde hair followed by a boy with a pineapple ponytail, a chubby boy eating potato chips, a boy with long hair, a girl with buns, and a girl with purple hair, her hair also up in a spiky ponytail came running right towards them. The blonde girl just then laid her eyes on Sasuke and with a mighty,
"Sasuke-kun! Did you miss me?!" tried to hug him. Sasuke just side stepped and said a plain,
"No." Naruto chuckled.
"Another fan girl eh Sasuke?" Just then the girl's eyes landed on Naruto.
"Who are you? I never seen you around the village…" said the girl. Naruto smirked.
"My name is Naruto Uzamaki, believe it!" he said giving her thumbs up.
"That didn't really answer my question…" the blonde girl muttered.
"He is from the Demon Village of Fire, am I correct Uzamaki-san?" The boy with long hair said calmly. Naruto gave the boy a smile.
"Yea! Hey, hey, you're pretty smart! What's your name?" he asked excitedly. The boy raised an eyebrow.
"Neji Hyuuga, I am Hinata-sama's cousin." The boy now known as Neji answered smirking as he gestured over to Hinata, and he then pointed to the girl with buns. "That's my teammate TenTen." Just then the blonde girl blurted out,
"You should have just said so Naruto-kun! My name is Ino Yakamana. That, " she said pointing to the boy who was now watching clouds, "is Shikamaru Nara, the lazy genius of our team. And that," she said gesturing to the boy who was chowing down on chips at an inhuman speed to most, "is Choji Akimichi. Together we're the Ino-Shika-Cho combination!" Ino called out triumphantly.
"And I'm there fill-in teacher Anko!" yelled the woman with purple hair. Just then a green thing appeared out of nowhere and Kakashi, Kunerari, and Gaara yelled at the top of their voices,
"They're back! Hide if you want to live!!" Which gave the newly arrived Kohana shinbones, and Temari and Kankaru to boot, a very alarmed look. Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto, Hinata, Kiba, and Shino however were totally confused. Their questions however were answered very shortly, too shortly in fact for one's liking.
"THE FLAMES OF YOUTH BURNS STRONGLY IN THIS ONE GAI-SENSEI! " Yelled a boy with a bowl hair cut, bushy eyebrows, and hideous green spandex with orange legwarmers into Naruto's face.
"A GOOD OBSERVENT LEE! HE IS VERY YOUTHFUL INDEED! SAY CHILD, WHAT IS YOUR NAME!" yelled an older man that looked like the boy, except for the jounin vest to Naruto as well.
"Naruto Uzamaki, demon ninja of the Demon Village of Fire…" he said tentatively, shying away from their load voices and their hideous attire.
"I AM PLEASED TO MAKE YOUR AQUIENTINCE NARUTO-KUN! IT DOES NOT MATTER THAT YOU ARE FROM A DEMON NINJA OR NOT BUT YOU ARE GOOD PERSON!" The boy Lee yelled.
"OH LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!" the two then embraced and it was suddenly twilight behind them and they were at a beach and waves crashed up behind a series of rocks. Naruto however was with Kunerari, Gaara, Kakashi, and Neji (who invented the corner after witnessing this for the first time).
"Are they gay?" he asked looking on with his eye twitching.
"I don't know about Lee, but I would properly have to go with a yes to Gai-sensei…" Neji answered, shaking with fright. (Ruki44: Gay people, if you're reading this, I got nothing against you, but I always seriously wondering if Gai was gay or not…same thing with Kabato or Orochimaru…mostly Kabato…) Anko then broke up the, um tender moment between the two, preventing the Sasuke, Shino, and Kiba from joining the corner.
"Aren't we supposed to be going to the LAND OF THE ICE PEOPLE! LET'S GET A MOVE ON YOU MAGGOTS!" Anko yelled at the top of her voice. The corner people then officially dubbed Anko their hero, along with everyone else there.
"Yes, she's right. Oh, before we go, there is going to be in some of the teams…" Kakashi said trailing off with a mysterious smile…
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Ruki44: Hardly any intruptions, that's a first
Hinata: That's because we were hiding.
Ruki: Duh
Tetra: You should have been too.
Ruki44: I know...read and review people! And to Legend of Zelda fans, or possible InuYasha fans out there I'm adding a new story in the Legend of Zelda section called Legend of Zelda: Shikon Jewl. It's a cross over between InuYasha and LOZ. Or that is basically, LOZ characters in the InuYasha storyline...well um yea review! And don't forget to VOTE and read SEXY NO JUTSU CONTEST!