Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Britni and Sayward however belong to me!
hey guys, lemme just first apologize for taking forever with this chapter. yeah, i may have forgotten to mention that i was going away for vacation from July 12- August 21, haha yeah. and to top that my internet has been down up until yesterday. so i'm so sorry for not letting you all know before that but yeah, and i hope this chapter was worth the wait. in further news, my friend drew a picture of what Britni and Sayward would look like, so if anyone's interested, just let me know!
"Cultivate your hunger, before you idealize
Motivate your Anger, to make them all realize
Climbing the mountain, never coming down
break into the contents, never falling down..."
"But I don't get it," Naruto interrupted Britni. "If this is my show, why aren't the lyrics in Japanese?" At the moment Britni, Sayward, and Naruto were huddled around the boy's kitchen table, due to the fact that it was raining outside and training for the day was canceled.
"Like I'll ever know. No offense to you's, but Japanese people are just confusing." Now Sayward chimed in.
"Well here's what I don't get," the former brunette began. "It never flippin rained, at all, in the series. And now look at this! There's a mother-trucking down poor outside! That is some bull shit right there!" Britni laughed at her friend. Watching Sayward rant like that was quite amusing. However, Naruto wasn't comprehending anything the girl just said. The boy sat in confusion.
"I think that I'm going to finish learning the English today, since we don't have training."
"Sweet! So that means today we get to go around Konoha and meet people?"
"Well actually, Sasuke told me that I should keep you guys here..."
"What! Why?"
"Well I don't know! He just told me, and I don't want anything backfiring so the bastard won't get on my case about it. So could you two please just stay here. I'll just be gone for a couple hours, I swear. I just want to learn the rest of the English so I can understand everything you guys say. Alright?" Both Sayward and Britni grew disappointed. They answered at the same time with,
"Fine," in a bored, toneless expression. Naruto smiled and zoomed towards the door.
"I won't be too long, I promise. And if you guys get hungry..."
"We know, there's ramen," Sayward replied. The blonde boy smiled again and walked out into the pouring rain. The two girls watched him until he appeared too small to see anymore.
"Man, this sucks! You wished us to be in 'Naruto' not 'The Cat in the Hat'."
"Yeah, and it's not like there's anything to do in his house anyways but listen to our music..."
"Yeah, and I'm getting tired of it."
"Same here." The girls continued to stare out at the rain. "Dude, I just had a brain wave!"
"And it would be...?"
"Well we can still go in town, I mean we've already been approved by Tsunade and Naruto said he'd only be back in a few hours, plus he's so clueless, it's not like he'll know that we left."
"This is true. But what if Sasuke, Sakura, or Kakashi see us?"
"Well, Sasuke will probably stay inside so his hair won't get ruined or be hiding from his fangirls, Sakura will most likely be one of the fangirls, and Kakashi will be reading his Icha-ichas or molesting Iruka."
"True again, this could work.." Sayward smiled to Britni's response.
"Although," the former brunette added, "it only now occurred to me that we won't be able to talk to anyone cuz they're all still speaking Japanese."
"Oh snap, that's right."
"And the only Japanese we do know are the curse words."
"Oh, and don't forget dattebayo" The two girls laughed. "Haha, just thinking about all this makes me want to give you the thumbs-up sign and yell 'Springtime of Youth!' and then do like a cartwheel or something."
"Well ok then, let's go out! But we have to make sure that it's only for a couple of hours so Naruto doesn't come back to find us not here."
"Sweet!" Both girls got up from the chairs around the kitchen table and basically skipped to the door, half dancing and half jumping from excitement.
Britni and Sayward ended up stopping at the ninja academy first. It was still raining outside and the girls wanted to get out of it, not that they didn't love dancing in the rain, it's just that it wasn't exactly warm outside.
"Oh what the crap!" Sayward complained. "Why does there need to be air-conditioning in here when it's flipping cold outside, and now we're completely soaked so it's even colder." Britni smirked at her friend.
"Cuz life's tough, get a helmet!" at that moment the blonde poked Sayward on her forehead as Itachi would to Sasuke. The former brunette made the face of 'I can't believe you just fucking did that' and started to chase the blonde for revenge. The two girls ran around the building until Britni lead the chase into what appeared to be a library. The blonde girl turned around and began to walk backwards slowly. "Come on, you know it was funny." Then she tripped over something and fell back, straight on her butt.
"Not as funny as that just was," Sayward laughed. Both girls looked to see what Britni had tripped over. It was... a pair of legs? And they belonged to...
"SHIKAMARU!" Sayward and Britni yelled in unison. The boy was laying on the floor with his hands behind his head. Since it was raining outside, he was staring at a mural on the ceiling of the library, which just so happened to be of clouds. The boy looked at them confused. A young man with light brown hair and a scar across his nose came running behind the girls. The two of them turned and once again shrieked in unison, "IRUKA!" Like Shikamaru, the man looked at the girls in confusion, however before he could really make any motion, they both hugged him.
The raven-haired boy entered the empty house. "Hello? Sayward? Britni? Dobe? Is anyone here?" The boy got no response. He looked around, but still saw nothing. "Stupid dobe," he murmured to himself. "Can't even leave a note to let me know where they went."
"Iruka," another voice sounded. Britni and Sayward stopped the hugging, and turned to see Kakashi. The girls put on a nervous smile and whispered quietly, trying not to get any attention.
"Oh man, we're so screwed now."
"I don't think we are yet. Just keep on the fake smile and see what Kakashi is up to." They both watched the silver-haired man as he spoke to Iruka. At one point the smaller man blushed, but soon greeted the two girls. He somewhat bowed and said each girls' name.
"Britni, Sayward," and not far after, Shikamaru actually got up and did the same. Sayward and Britni just continued their smiling and gave Iruka and Shikamaru a nod in return. The former brunette looked at Kakashi, who gave her what appeared to be a wink, but one would never know the difference from if it was him just blinking. The girls, not knowing what else to do, simply smiled. Then they began to wave, and walk away slowly. Finally the two of them gave an actual 'goodbye' wave and turned for the exit of the ninja academy. Britni and Sayward waited until they were back outside in the rain before they spoke again.
"That was unusually weird," Sayward stated.
"Yeah," the blonde agreed. "Did you see Kakashi? He didn't even look mad that we were out. I mean without Naruto or Sasuke."
"Well, that's probably cuz he was more concerned on when we would just leave so he could attack Iruka. But yeah, I know whatchya mean."
"So then, why is it that we're not allowed to go anywhere if we weren't even given a look of being in trouble."
"I have no idea. Do you remember what Naruto even said about us going out?" Both girls paused and thought for a minute.
FLASHBACK
"I think that I'm going to finish learning the English today, since we don't have training."
"Sweet! So that means today we get to go around Konoha and meet people?"
"Well actually, Sasuke told me that I should keep you guys here..."
END FLASHBACK
"Mother trucker! Why wouldn't that frosty little ice bitch want us to go around to meet other people?"
"Because he is a frosty little ice bitch!" Sayward said. The rain started to lighten up around that two girls. They continued walking along the street, and at one point decided to walk along the forest. Even though Konoha and everything in it was animated, it was still beautiful. Both of them stared up at the trees, dripping from the rain, and also gazed at randomly placed plants. That is until they heard a strange grunting sound. Sayward and Britni both turned to the direction where the sound was coming. There they saw an odd looking figure in a green sweat suit punching at a tree. At that time the two sixteen year olds once again shouted.
"LEE!"
Sasuke walked by the ramen stand. Still no Naruto or the girls. His eyes then caught glimpse of the computer lab. 'Of course,' the raven-haired thought to himself. He ran practically full speed to the building. He looked in the door for bright blonde hair and orange. Spotted.
"Dobe," the blonde boy looked up from his computer to the cold voice of Sasuke. "You know it would've been nice if you left a note for me so I could know where you went."
"What are you talking about baka? Why didn't you just ask Britni and Sayward, teme?"
"It's bastard. Since you're learning the English right now, teme would be bastard."
"It still means the same thing, and you still are one. Besides, you just called me a dobe." Naruto stuck his tongue out at the other boy. Sasuke just rolled his eyes.
"And what do you mean ask Britni and Sayward, aren't they here with you?"
"Why would they be with me? You said that they weren't allowed to go anywhere without one of us with them." The raven-haired raised his right eyebrow. "Well this doesn't count! I didn't bring them cuz I wanted to learn some more without a distraction."
"Well, they aren't at your house," Sasuke said in a somewhat angry manner.
"Bu.. bu.. but I told them not to leave..." Sasuke rolled his eyes once again.
Britni and Sayward were now standing in front of Rock Lee and Gai. Like Shikamaru and Iruka, Lee and Gai stared at the girls somewhat confused. The girls were both jumping up and down with excitement, I mean come on, it's Gai and Rock Lee.
"Oh snap! Yeah, Sayward..."
"What?"
"I just had a brain fart and realized that we're supposed to be exchange students."
"And your point?"
"Which means Kakashi just so totally saved our butts back there cuz we're not supposed to know who anyone is!"
"Oh crap, you're right."
"Kakashi," Gai repeated. Both girls stared at him. The older man and Lee talked for a few minutes, the word 'Kakashi' being said several times. The two furry eye-browed men fare welled Britni and Sayward and ran off in the direction where the girls had been earlier.
"That was weird."
"Chyeah, tell me about it."
"Why aren't you supposed to know who anyone is?" Both Britni and Sayward turned around. Shortly after, they're mouths dropped, wide open.
"Gaara," the two said in shock.
"Yes?" he said in an annoyed voice.
"You speak English," they both said once again. The red head just stared at them with his bored expression.
"Yeah, and Japanese and Spanish as well. Now are you going to answer my question or keep your mouths wide open like fucktards?" Britni innocently raised one hand.
"I know how to speak Spanish." Sayward laughed and Gaara continued his annoyed expression.
Sasuke and Naruto were racing through the village trying to find Sayward and Britni. However, they had no such luck. They searched almost everywhere they could think of, with the exception of the one place Naruto really wanted to go.
"Sasuke, can't we stop to eat? I'm hungry!"
"Dobe, you're always hungry."
"Why do you always have to be such a teme? I want to stop and eat! Please!"
"Fine, just shut up!"
"Yay!" Naruto beamed with joy. The two of them headed towards the nearest ramen stand. The blonde boy was sitting impatiently waiting for his ramen to be served while Sasuke just sat there, more incredibly bored then usual. That is until he caught a glimpse of a silver haired man from the corner of his eye.
Britni and Sayward told Gaara the whole story, meaning how they got there and everything. And it's not like they had to be worried that Gaara was going to tell anyone.
"That must suck then, having to be stuck with that Uchiha bastard as well."
"Yeah," Sayward admitted. "Well, it could've been worse."
"So Gaara, how exactly to you get to learn these different languages?"
"It's not like I have anything else to do with my time." The two girls laughed. The three of them went off in a casual conversation for a couple minutes again. Gaara was ready to ask Sayward and Britni the question that popped in his head the moment they told him that 'Naruto' was a television show an book series. "So," he began. "Do you know what happens to me thus far in the series."
"You really wanna know?" the white-haired girl asked. The boy simply nodded his head. "Well, Itachi, Sasuke's brother, comes along to get your demon. So he basically kills you and you die... well not him exactly but a member of his team." The boy raised the area above his eye where an eyebrow would be found.
"But then Naruto finds a person that gives up their live to save yours and then you live!" Britni added on quickly.
"Oh," Gaara responded. "Well I guess that's one thing I like about the English language." The two girls stared at him. "When people write Gaa/Naru fanfictions." Britni and Sayward couldn't help but laugh at the boy. "But it really pisses me of when people make Nej/Gaa pairings. Please, there is no way in hell that I'd ever be an uke, and Neji is just a prick that needs to get his head out of his ass!"
"Aww, well of course you'd never be an uke. We prefer to have you paired with Naruto or Lee. But sometimes it just works better if you're with Neji." The boy stared at them.
"Ew." Again the girls were laughing.
Kakashi told Sasuke that he ran into Britni and Sayward, and pointed him and Naruto to the general direction where they ran off to. Sasuke was more than furious. He didn't even know where he would begin when he found the girls. Mostly he was mad at himself for actually trusting Naruto with them. But what he didn't get, was why he and Naruto had not yet found them. It wasn't like they blended in with the rest of Konoha.
"Gaara," Sayward questioned. "May I ask you a somewhat small favor?" The red head simply stared at her. "Would you say 'desert coffin' in Japanese?" the girl said with pleading eyes. Again the boy just stared at her for a moment, then did as she asked. "Ooooooooooooh! Can you say it again!" Britni laughed at her friend, and to both girls' surprise there was a smirk on Gaara's face.
"Hey Sasuke, I think they see them," the blonde boy pointed out. Sasuke looked over and it appeared to look like Britni and Sayward, however there was a third figure with them. He tried to find out who this person was, while Naruto on the other hand just walked up to the group. "Naruto!" Sasuke whispered. "Get back here dobe!"
Gaara and the two girls looked over at the blonde boy.
"Hey Naruto," the red head said emotionlessly.
"Hi Gaara," the boy responded. He was about to yell at the girls, then his mind registered what Gaara just said. He looked back to the boy in shock. "You... you... you speak..." Britni and Sayward laughed hysterically.
"Not to interrupt your brain fart Naruto, but Gaara was going to talk in Japanese for me so... Gaara, please continue." Gaara rolled his eyes but then did as Sayward asked once again. Out of nowhere Gaara's sand flew up and an object bounced off his force field. It was knife. The group then looked up to see Sasuke. "Hey, what are you doing throwing stuff at Gaara?"
"He just said his attack, he's going to kill you!" Again Britni and Sayward couldn't refrain from laughing.
"Oh man," Britni said still laughing. "He's not going to kill us, Sayward asked him if he could say it."
"Please, you don't have to defend him. And he wouldn't be able to understand to anyways."
"I can speak English, jackass." Sasuke stared at the boy in shock. A long silence came over everyone.
"Ok," Sayward laughed nervously. "It was awesome to meet you Gaara, and we'll probably see you again, but for now I think we better go." The boy nodded his head and the girls waved goodbye as Sasuke lead the way and Naruto followed behind to make sure the girls didn't run off again.
"... and all I asked you to do was watch them, and you couldn't even do that! I me..."
"Oh my gawd, Sasuke, just shut up! It's not Naruto's fault! He told us to stay here and we promised we would."
"And we broke that promise," the blonde girl added. "But come on, why did we need to stay here, I mean really. It was raining outside and we were bored."
"And not that we don't love you guys, but we wanted to see the rest of Konoha, ya know."
"Well something could have happened to you," the raven-haired stated.
"We are big girls you know, we can take care of ourselves. And we're older than you guys too."
"That doesn't mean that something wouldn't have happened to you two."
"What would've happened to us? We're in Konoha, and no one really knows who we are. We have no threat. And why are you being so protective, Kakashi saw us and he appeared to be ok with us being out."
"That's only because he wanted you's to leave so he could butt fuck Iruka!" After Sasuke spoke Naruto began laughing.
"Haha, yeah! Believe it!" Everyone but the blonde boy stopped dead in they're tracks.
"What the hell did you just say?" Sayward asked. Naruto smiled and bounced about happily.
"I said 'believe it,' I learned it today in my English lesson. Isn't it great!" Sayward and Britni looked at each other, then they both screamed at the same time,
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" And for once Sasuke actually laughed. The girls slowly began to stop sulking in misery.
"Ok," Sayward stated. "First off, Naruto, if you ever say that again, i will so kill you. and if you're so worried about us, how bout tomorrow you guys actually give me and Brit some training. That way we'll at least know some basic fighting moves if we ever get swarmed by killer chipmunks." Sasuke smirked.
"I believe that was the sole plan to begin with."
"Ninja please," Britni interrupted. "You wanted to give us ninja training, we're talking about fight stuff that flippin Rock Lee does." The boy just stared at the two girls in that way meaning 'same difference.' "Oh whatever, is that ok with you lil miss priss?" Sasuke smirked.
"Yes."
"Hey!" Naruto interrupted. "How come I don't get any say in the matter? And how come I can't say 'believe it'?"
"Because you're Naruto."
"And because if you do, we will kick you in the face with our fists."
"Oh. Well," he began, "can we at least hear a new song from your CD?" Sayward and Britni looked at each other and smiled. They ran to the stereo and played "Best Friend" by Toy Box. Naruto knew to give in right away and dance with the girls. Sasuke on the other hand still wouldn't budge. Little did he know he was falling in the girls' plan.
hey guys, that's it for now. like i said, sorry it took so long, and i promise that the next chapter won't take so long to put up! hope ya's liked it. reviews are welcomed!