Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
... do i really have to say that everytime? isn't it obvious that no one on fanfiction owns him?
anyways, some important stuff in this chapter... woot woot
At the moment, both Britni and Sayward were passed out in Naruto's house. Sayward was laying on his small, distorted couch, while the blonde girl was on her stomach laying on the floor. Although it was the girls' first day of training, they weren't the only one's that came home with sores and bruises. Sasuke and Naruto were once again at his kitchen table, Naruto holding an ice pack over his face, and Sasuke simply smirking.
"I can't believe that Britni can hit that hard," the blonde whined. Sasuke chuckled.
"Sakura has hit you before. Didn't you expect a punch from Britni or Sayward to be... stronger?"
"Not really, I mean, I guess because they said they were older than us, but they don't have chakra. Well, they didn't have chakra."
Earlier that day
Sayward and Britni were pumped! They were ready to prove to team seven that they could kick ass, that was until they actually started training.
"You guys have got to be kidding! This fucking hurts!"
"You girls curse a lot," Sasuke stated. "I mean, saying things like bastard and damn, that's normal. But I swear, you two say 'fuck' at least once an hour."
"Well apparently you's haven't heard of Jay and Silent Bob." Britni spoke up to defend herself. "Allow me to enlighten you." The blonde girl cleared her throat. "Fuck fuck fuck! Mother mother fuck! Mother mother fuck fuck! Mother fuck! Mother fuck! Noise noise noise!" The girl was about to continue, but Sayward interrupted with some complaining of her own.
"Holy fucking gawd!" At that Britni smiled and Sasuke couldn't help but smirk. "What in the hell is that on my stomach?!" Sayward lifted her shirt, where there were visible marks showing.
"They look like abs," Britni replied"
"Ew!" the white-haired girl shrieked. "I don't want abs! They're disgusting! How is this fair?" Both Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other in confusion.
"What?" they questioned.
"Ya'll have been doing stuff like this since you were little, so the intensity of the training grew gradually. We've never done any of this before and we get a hard core work out!"
"Come on, it shouldn't be that bad. Plus you two are older, as you said. It should be cake. This is the same training that we've been doing since we were with Kakashi."
"Chyeah, but like I just said, ya'll have had some other kind of training before hand, so it wasn't too bad for you. Me and Britni are sixteen! You aren't exactly the most flexible thing at that age anymore." Sakura and Kakashi were watching this argument as they both sat underneath one of the trees on the training ground. The older man was mostly occupied with his porn book. Sakura on the other hand, was watching the argument amused. Her head swung back and forth watching as each opposing party gave the other a violent blow of words.
"You guys are sixteen?!" the two boys shouted. Britni and Sayward looked at them like they were stupid.
"Yeah?" they answered together. Naruto began laughing. He pointed at the two girls.
"You're really short!" Britni and Sayward looked at each other, then back at the blonde boy.
"Yeah," Britni snapped. "This coming from Mr. I-cant-even-reach-five-feet!" After her remark, Naruto quickly stopped laughing and pouted.
"I'm only twelve. I have four years to grow, what's your excuse?"
"Dude, we're taller than you!" Britni yelled walking up to the smaller boy. With Sakura anxious beside him, and all the yelling, Kakashi put his book down, just in time to see the blonde girl's fist collide with Naruto's face. And to his, Sakura's, Sasuke's, Sayward's, Britni's, and Naruto's surprise, the blonde boy flew into the air and was smacked into a tree. Britni quickly covered her mouth with both hands and ran over to the boy. Sayward and the rest of team seven were in complete shock for the moment that they couldn't quite move. Naruto slid off the tree and landed on the ground, face into the dirt. At that time, everyone else went over to the whisker-scarred boy. Britni stood over him, shaking from being nervous. She turned to Sasuke and Kakashi, hoping that they'd give her an explanation of what on earth just happened. The gray-haired man crouched down next to Naruto, then looked back up to the girl with his only visible eye smiling.
"Chakra," he spoke. The four conscious teens' mouths dropped. The blonde girl shook her head.
"But, but we don't have any."
"Dude!" Sayward spoke up getting the attention to her. "Maybe this is like a 'Space Jam' thing!" The raven-haired and blonde looked at her like she was nuts.
"Huh?"
"Britni, you know. On 'Space Jam' when Michael Jordan is in our world, his abilities are limited, but when he get's into the 'Loony Toons' world, he's only limited by what they can do. That's why all of a sudden he could be shaped into a ball, or make his arm stretch halfway across the basket ball court." Britni some what smiled, understanding what her friend was telling her. Sasuke on the other hand, was still puzzled.
"Wait a minute," he spoke up. "Are you guys saying, that because you are in this world, that you gain some of our traits?" The two girls looked at each other smiling.
"Yeah," they answered happily.
For the rest of the day, the two sixteen year olds played around with the chakra. Sasuke and Kakashi helped, by showing them different hand seals and techniques, and Sakura helped Naruto gain back consciousness and helped to heal his wounds. All of this lead up to Britni and Sayward sprawled out in Naruto's house, and the two boys sitting around his table. After a half hour of arguing with Sasuke, Naruto got up and decided to take a walk outside. The raven-haired was tempted to follow him, but at the moment one of the girls sounded like they were waking up. He leaned over from where he was standing and saw Britni sit up and stare at him blankly. He raised an eyebrow in question.
"Where's Naruto?" Britni asked. Sasuke smirked.
"He went outside." The blonde girl smiled and made her way passed the younger teen. Sasuke watched Britni until darkness took over her body. He then turned to find Sayward now awake and sitting up as well. She smiled.
"Don't look so upset."
"What are you talking about?"
"Come on. We both know that it's killing you that you can't see what Britni's going to do or say to Naruto." Sasuke arched his eyebrows at the former brunette's remark.
"Why should I care?" he snapped. "Naruto can do what ever he wants, I don't care." Sayward smiled at him, catching the boy in his lie. Sasuke realized his defeat and pouted. "Shut up!"
Britni found Naruto sitting on the ground, looking up at the sky. The girl sat down next to him. Naruto looked over to see who it was, then scooted away from her. The blonde girl smiled.
"I'm sorry that I punched you." Naruto chuckled to himself.
"Yeah, not as sorry as I am that I even made fun of you." Britni smiled and put out her right hand.
"Friends?"
"I guess," he sighed. Then a smirk grew on his face. "If you buy me ramen!"
"Bitch please! I don't have any money, and I wouldn't use it on you anyways!" Naruto pouted, which caused the girl to sigh. "But I suppose that I can make some for you at your house." Naruto perked up then.
"Race ya back to the house!"
Britni sat at Naruto's table as she watched Sayward attempt to teach the boy some actual dance moves. Sasuke was staring at the blonde girl curiously. He finally made up his mind to go talk to the girl.
"So, what did you and Naruto talk about in the woods?" Britni stared at him.
"What makes you think that we were talking?" After she spoke, Sasuke's eyes grew big. The girl grinned. "Haha, it just kills you that you have to share Naruto with us, doesn't it?" The raven-haired snapped back to his normal self.
"Why do you and Sayward assume that I'm obsessed with Naruto?" Britni simply raised her eyebrows. Knowing that he couldn't win, Sasuke rolled his eyes. "So are you going to tell me what you and Naruto did?"
"Tell ya what, I'll tell you what we did if you dance."
"What?! No! I'll just ask Naruto then!"
"Like he'd even tell you." Sasuke groaned. He got up and Britni got Sayward's attention. She realized the situation and changed the music to a DDR song. Her, Britni, and Naruto watched as Sasuke did perfect dance moves, as if the moves were professionally choreographed. The three other teens stared in amazement and shock. Who knew that the Uchiha could dance. When the song was over Sayward confronted him.
"And where did you learn to dance like that?"
"Well, when I was learning the English language, I also looked into some culture, and music was part of it... and I watched some band called "NSYNC" do a music video," he confessed. Sayward and Britni burst out into laughter.
"Aww, Sauce-gay is like a little Backstreet Boy!"
"Yeah, yeah, now, are you going to tell me?" The question put Britni into even more laughter.
"Man, you got ripped! All I did was apologize for punching him!" she continued laughing. She gave Sayward a high-five and started dancing. Sasuke looked more than pissed, and leaned against the wall watchging the other three dance.
Goals achieved that day: getting chakra and tricking Sasuke to dance ... life was good!
muwahahahahaha, aren't they just evil little ho's, hehe. hope everyone liked the chapter, sorry it takes me so long to update, i'll try to make it go faster. reviews are always welcomed and appreciated... and a quick question... does anyone know what happened to the fanfic "Intoxicating" ? or who wrote it? it poofed... and it makes me sad