Ruki44: Right then, I'm done baiting you and I'm actually going to the Chuunin exams. In this chapter I'm introducing three new main characters, Maku, Renji, and Kai. I'll explain a bit more about them in the next chapter.
Ruki: Argh! Why?
Tetra: Talk about throwing a loop!
Hinata: Your mean!
Ruki44: No, I'm smart. Now then here's the votes!
Rukia 2
Megumi 0
Tia 0
Riza 0
Winry 0
Lethe 0
and that's all I can remeber for right now...well Rukia is in the lead, thats all.
Hinata: I think there might be another contestant...
Ruki44: Maybe, i can't find the damn sheet...anyways I don't own nothing!
Chapter 5
After the minor delay and Anko winning the argument after bringing Gai to court and forcing poor Neji and TenTen as witnesses, they were finally in the Village Hidden in the Snow where the Chunin Exams were being held. Just then, some idiot Snow Nin approached Gaara.
"Hey you! Red head!" the ninja called out. Gaara turned around.
"Hn?" he replied. Everyone by this time figured out Gaara was another Sasuke and Neji in the retrospect that 'hn' was a major part of his vocabulary.
"What's with the eyeliner? Trying to impress your boyfriend? Which one of these unlucky guys is it? Chicken Butt?" he asked pointing to Sasuke, "Pinapple head?" referring to Shikamaru, "Blondie?" referring to Naruto, "Creepy" referring to Shino, "Dog boy" referring to Kiba, "Freakazoid" referring to Lee "Girly-man" referring to Neji, "Mr. Face Paint" referring to Kankaru. "Fatty" referring to Choji, "or do you prefer older guys like Cyclops" referring to Kakashi "or Might Freakazoid" referring to Gai. Every one was pissed except for Anko, Temari, TenTen, and Kurenai. Sakura and Ino were pissed because the stupid Snow Nin called their precious Sasuke-kun 'Chicken-butt' and Hinata was pissed because the stupid Snow Nin insulted her Naruto-kun. Nobody insulted her Naruto-kun. And I can assume you know why all the guys were pissed. (Hinata: Let me at 'em! I thought you two were pro-violence! Tetra and Ruki: We are! But beat him up after this chapter! With no witnesses! Ruki44: You guys are bad influences!)
"You…will…DIE!" Gaara roared angrily. Unfortunately for the Snow Nin, he didn't realize that he had just affectively pissed off two jinchurri, a puppet master, two Shairigan wielders, two Taijutsu experts, two Hyuugas who both knew the Gentle Fist, a genius, two rabid fan girls, a bug user, a dog user, and a person who will be ready to kill if the f word is even mentioned. So as you can see, the poor idiot Snow Nin is screwed. All the guys, plus the three girls, attacked the poor nameless Snow Nin. They only stopped when a couple of Snow ANBU Black OPS finally had to show up to break them up. But when they saw who the nameless Snow Nin was, they decided not to press charges. You see, this obnoxious Snow Nin was part of a royal line who thought he was top of the world even though he sucks at life. Since in the party contained two Hyuugas, and an Uchia, revered clans even out in the middle of nowhere and desperate not to get wiped out by Kohana, plus nobody liked him in the first place, the ANBU Black OPS escaped punishment for not pressing charges. It was a win-win situation for everyone except for the Snow Nin.
"Wow! Look at the time! You brats better get to the exams! Don't wait up! Come on Kakashi, Kunerari, let's go have some FUN!" she yelled happily dragging along a shocked Kakashi and Kunerari behind her. This was received by silence until Gai ran after them mad because he wasn't invited along.
"Well that was…awkward. Hey, do you guys know where the Chunin exams are being held?" TenTen asked breaking the very awkward silence.
"Oh yea, there in that building over there." Temari said pointing to a school building that used to be a jail until they remodeled it. The bar windows were still up though.
"Fun…" Kiba said sarcastically eyeing the building.
"What's with the bars, or do I want to know." Ino asked staring dumbstruck.
"It used to be an old jail house before they remodeled it into a school. But do some lack of funds, they couldn't afford different windows." Kankaru explained. All the Kohana ninjas stared at them.
"You can't be serious!" Neji exclaimed. Naruto laughed.
"Want some more proof?" he asked before walking over to the sign that read "Snow Village Academy" and ripped off the 'Academy' part to reveal "Snow Village Jail". Smirking, Naruto used charka to put the Academy piece of paper back over lettering.
"That's fitting I suppose." Sasuke said shrugging. Everyone agreed on that statement. Naruto clapped his hands together.
"So now that we are done being amazed by the Village Hidden in the Snow's school building disturbing past, how about we zip to the future and go inside where its warm, cozy, and where the exams are being held." Naruto said sweetly with a touch of sarcasm in his voice.
"You can't tell us what to do!" Sakura yelled mad. She then turned to Sasuke and blinked her eyes lovingly at him. "Right Sasuke-kun?" But alas for poor Sakura, Sasuke had already started jogging toward the building where Naruto waited inside, followed by the rest of the group, leaving Sakura in their wake.
"Come on Billboard Brow! Move it or lose it!" Ino yelled back at her. A vein popped out in Sakura's head!
"Don't call me that Ino-pig!" thus creating a huge fight that I won't bother writing about because you people know what's going to happen anyway. (Ruki: What! Why? Fights are good! Tetra: Yea I know, I got prime seats! Hinata: It gets boring after a while. Same thing, I mean if they did something besides call each other names and catfight it would be interesting. Ruki44: Yea, so shut up!)
Once inside, they were greeted by salutes of Snow Nin, apparently news travels fast around a desolated town that practically nobody heard of. Just then this creepy looking Snow Nin approached them with tears in his eyes. He had a pink, I mean salmon shirt on and brown pants. This alone sent Hinata and Sakura to join the corner group, which surprising included only Gaara, Neji, TenTen, Ino, Naruto, Temari, and Sasuke as well.
"Your youthfulness is appreciated my youthful friends! That unyouthful person was so unyouthful that he was diminishing even my youthful spirit which is always so youthful but he is so unyouthful it is scary!" cried the boy with anime type tears running down his um, youthful face. Lee had stars in his eyes.
"YOU ARE A WORSHIPPER OF YOUTH TOO?! I IMPLORE YOU, WHAT IS YOUR NAME! MY NAME IS LEE, AND THESE ARE MY COMARDES FROM KOHANA AND OUR SUNA FRIENDS!" Lee yelled. The other boy seemed delighted.
"ANOTHER WORSHIPPER OF THE YOUTH, FROM SUCH FAR AWAY? I AM DELIGHTED! I HAD FEARED THAT ONLY I AM SUCH A FOLLOWER OF THE WAYS OF YOUTH! MY NAME IS MAKU!" yelled the Snow Nin named Maku. Now all of the gang was in the corner, officially scared out of their mind by this ordeal. Plus two new comers where with the group.
"Kai." Said a boy with red hair and a blue shirt and black pants.
"Renji." Said the other boy, he had brown hair and a white shirt and blue pants.
"Teammates of Maku?" Neji asked sympathetically. Both boys nodded.
"Know what you mean, I'm TenTen, and that there is Neji. We're teammates of Lee. That's Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Hinata, Shino, Kiba, Ino, Choji, Shikamaru, Gaara, Kankaru, and Temari." TenTen introduced everyone of the corner.
"When do the exams start?" Gaara asked, rocking and forth whimpering. Kai checked his watch.
"Not until another hour. Stupid mandatory time thing…" he muttered disgusted. Everyone sighed. Ino clapped her hands together.
"Well, only one thing to do now!" she said cheerfully.
"Gag and bound Lee and Maku?" Renji asked hopefully.
"No…but that is a good idea! It's black jack time!" she cried out pulling out a deck of cards. And once again everyone played except for Lee and Maku who were ranting on about the flames of youth and such.
Hinata, Tetra, and Ruki: TWO LEE'S? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MIND?!!!!
Ruki44: looks up from playing Naruto Clash of Ninja 2Yea, so don't forget to vote and review people.
Hinata: I thought I was your favorite character...
Ruki44: You are!
Hinata: Then why are you playing as Ino?
Ruki44: Because she has the speed I need, no offense.
Hinata: Must train harder!