Ruki44: I'm back!!!! Miss me?

Ruki: No

Tetra: Nope

Hinata: Um...not really sorry...

Ruki44: I WASNT TALKING TO YOU GUYS, I WAS TALKING TO THE PEOPLE WHO READ THE STORY!

Ruki: We were speaking for them as well.

Ruki44: Shut up! Anyways since I'm tired of having to put up the polls every time I update, the new cohost is coming next week, so here.

Rukia 3

Megumi 0

Tia 0

Winry 0

Riza 0

Lethe 0

Kagome 0

I think thats it...I'm not sure...well anyway, Rukia is winning, so vote now or gripe later! You three, do the disclaimer!

Ruki, Tetra, Hinata: Damn it...Ruki44 don't own Naruto, Legend of Zelda, or Digimon...

Chapter 6

An hour later it was exam time. They had been spread out to different seats around the room. Naruto had it good and was assigned next to Hinata. Gaara, Sasuke, Kankaru, and Temari unfortunately were very unlucky. Gaara, lucky him, got put between the youth duo, Lee and Maku. Saskue was forced between Sakura and Ino. Temari was forced next to another wind user who was a snobbish rich girl type. And poor Kankaru was next to another puppet master, which had an insane obsession with Barbie dolls. Shikamaru was placed next to Renji and Neji was placed next to Kai, who was teasing him because he saw Neji blush when some boy (who is now in a coma in the hospital) pulled TenTen's buns out. TenTen was given wide berth after that so nobody was near her until they had to put her at the end with Shino next to her. Kiba at first was sitting behind Choji, but then had to be moved next to him because some freaking idiot stole his last chip after calling him 'fatty'. (He too was in the hospital.)

"Listen up you runts! Before we get started will the red haired boy and the emo looking guy please put down the signs that say 'Kill Me Now Please!' and Rena stop ranting about your Barbie doll collection nobody cares. Ashley, stop dissing the Sand girls fan if you want to live any longer, just because you are incompetent shinobi doesn't mean the rest of us can't feel the killing intent." A man with a scar running down diagonally his face yelled out, appearing out of nowhere. Sasuke and Gaara frowned and put down their signs. The girl named Rena huffed and put his Barbie dolls away, and Ashley attempted to give off killing intent but failed miserably after Temari asked if she was constipated or not.

"Right before we begin, my name is Koga Uramashi and I'm your proctor for today. The first part of this exam will be a written one. Now before we begin there are some rules. Rule 1: No more pissing of the Kohana and Sand ninjas, we already are running low on ninjas. Rule 2: On this test there are 10 questions. You start with a perfect store but for each question you get wrong you get points taken off. Rule 3: No cheating, if you get caught cheating by one of the proctors in this room you will have 2 points taken off your score, if you get caught cheating 3 teams you fail and when you fail, so does the rest of your team. Rule 4: Your points are based off team effort so if you pass or fail depends not only on how well you do but how well your team does as well. There will be a tenth question given out 10 minutes before the end of the test. Before we begin, does anybody have any questions?" Koga called out. Sakura raised her hand, but once again she was ignored. Koga clapped his hands together.

"So no questions? Good, that means I won't have to explain anything! Alright you have an hour begin the written examination!" Koga cried out.

"Wait, this is a written examination!" Naruto cried out suddenly. Everyone turned to him.

"Weren't you listening, baka?! What did you think this was?" Sakura called out angrily at Naruto.

"I don't have time to explain it to your inferior mind Sa-ku-ra." Naruto retorted back while saying her name as if it was something unpleasant.

"Shut the hell up, both of you! Yes, this is a written examination, and Blondie you have to teach me how to fall asleep with my eyes open, I could really use that during those long meetings…" Koga said trailing off.

"Me too!"

"I can't sit through another one of those meetings!"

"All he talks about his grandchild!"

"I've seen enough of those pictures to last me a lifetime!" came a bunch of cries from the proctors from around the room. Naruto sweatdropped.

"Why don't you just make a shadow clone and 2 minutes before its time is up have it excuse itself to the bathroom and then send another shadow clone as its substitute?" Naruto asked confused. Everyone stared at him.

'So that's how he has been escaping those stupid meetings!' Gaara, Kankaru, and Temari thought a bit pissed off that they didn't think of that.

'How troublesome.' Thought Shikamaru.

'Not a bad idea! I'll have Asuma-sensei teach it to me!' Ino thought while laughing evilly aloud while rubbing her hands together which caused Sasuke and Sakura to edge away from her, along with everyone around her.

'Naruto seems as smart as Shikamaru!' Choji thought while munching on a bag of chips.

'…Shit and I thought I was the generous…' Neji thought gloomily, entering the little corner.

'Great! I could do this to escape Youthful Day!' TenTen thought excitedly.

'The flames of youth burns bright inside of him!' thought Maku and Lee simultaneously.

'Hello Maku escape!' thought Renji and Kai.

'…Simple but it could work…' Shino thought.

'I could have fun with that…' Kiba thought imagining all the possibilities before him.

'Naruto-kun is so amazing! He's smart, good-looking, and he has an upbeat attitude!' Hinata thought blushing while poking her index fingers together.

'First good idea of the centenary…' Saskue thought grinning.

'Great, not only is he good-looking but he's a freaking genius as well! He just had to be annoying, didn't he!' Sakura thought gloomily to herself.

Koga laughed. "Well they say that words of wisdom comes from the mouths of children. Anyways, lets get this party started, you have an hour, you may begin NOW!"

Ruki44: Yea I went off tangent there...but I had to make it longer somehow! Anyways review!