Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, just Britni and Sayward
Ok kids, so it occurred to me as I did this chapter, that I could end it... and so I did. But before you all get to upset, i also have a surprise for you... so enjoy the ending!
"Shit!"
Britni kicked her legs back and forth and was clawing madly at the hand around her neck. Sayward on the other hand was knocked out. Naruto saw this and ran towards the scene, most of the adults behind him. As the two other men saw everyone coming toward them, Itachi headed toward the blonde boy coming at him, and Kisame threw Britni to the floor. Sasuke however, couldn't move. He just stared at the whole thing, terrified to even think. Britni gasped for air, trying to sooth her neck. She looked over to her friend, then to the fight scene going on with the two Akatsuki members. She slowly got up, and went back towards the two that Sayward and herself had invited. Before she could get close enough, she was picked up by Kakashi, who threw her over his shoulder. The man also bent down and got Sayward as well. He carried them out of the building and "poofed" them and himself back to Naruto's house.
Britni was sitting on the one end of Naruto's couch, with Sayward's head in her lap.(Kakashi went back to the fight scene) The blonde stroked her friend's hair, as she was still knocked out. Actually, at that moment she started to regain consciousness. Sayward sat up, one hand on her forehead.
"Ow. What happened?" Britni almost laughed at the question.
"Your, eh, 'husband' slammed you into a wall."
"Really?" She paused for a moment. "That's so fucking hot! Man, I'm almost sorry that I was knocked out." Both girls laughed.
"Yeah well, I guess inviting them wasn't such a fantastic idea as we thought it was." The two girls turned their heads a they heard a creak on the floor. And there stood an astonished Sasuke.
"Excuse me?!" he spoke angrily. "Did you just say that you invited my brother to your party?" Sayward turned back in the other direction.
"Oh, fucking A!"
"Don't go and try to get out of this by facing the other direction and start cursing. You invited my brother, the person who killed my entire family?" Sayward now stood up and walked closer to the Uchiha.
"Yeah, so. Big, fucking deal. No one gives a shit about it, but you! 'He killed my family, I have to avenge them. I don't care what happens to me as long as he dies...' Do you honestly think that anyone cares? All you do is angst about him!"
"He did kill my family! I was left all alone..."
"So! Go cut yourself already!"
"How do you even have any room to speak? The one time I ever asked you about your parents, you were all 'oh, don't have any, haha.' You have no idea how I even fucking feel you egotistical bitch!" At that point, Naruto walked in the door.(note: Britni's not involved in the fight, she's still sitting on the couch, watching it all.) The blonde girl got up and walked over to the boy. She whispered something to Naruto, and they both headed back outside. Sayward turned back to the raven-haired.
"No one gives a flying fuck about how you feel! What, do you think that you're the only person with problems in this world? Take your head out of your ass for five seconds! Take Naruto for example. Everyone in this whole fucking village hates him, but do you see him crying, or acting like a little emo kid like you?! No, he's working his ass off to show everyone that he's worth something. But you know what, because of your stupid obsession with Itachi, you almost kill him. Way to go there, champ! Go and try to kill the one person that actually gives a damn about you because you have to defeat Itachi. And better fucking yet, you have to be the bastard you are and bring up me and Britni's parents. Well excuse the hell out of us for not wanting to bring down the mood and be all like 'our parents are dead.' Boo oo oo fucking hoo!" Sasuke tried to say something, but guilt came over him.
"Y... your par..."
"Yeah, my parents were killed just like yours." Sayward then slumped back onto the couch. Sasuke was too shocked to move at the moment, but after a minute he joined the former brunette on the couch, giving her a chance to cool down. "I know this is all avenging your clan and whatnot, but don't you think it's killing your life as well. I mean, what happens after you kill him? You'd practically thrown everything that mattered away. Better yet, how do you even plan to kill him? You had a chance today at the whole party scene, and I know damn well that your head was up your ass just as much as it was five minutes ago!"
"Well, what the hell else am I supposed to do?"
"Stop being such an asshole so people can actually get close to you." She paused for a moment. "However, Sakura and Ino can be excluded from all that."
"Well obviously you know what I'm going to do in the future. Tell me so I can change it."
"So is Sayward gonna grill his ass?" Naruto questioned.
"Most likely," the other replied. The two of them were walking around the training grounds. "So, what went down with Itachi and Kisame?"
"Tsunade and Jiraiya went after them. They attempted to attack Gaara once but they couldn't near him, and then they vanished with smoke. ANBU are looking for them now as we speak."
"Well then, that's real smart of us. They could be out here and ambush us, ace."
"Yeah, right. I could kick their ass!"
"Yeah.." Britni laid down in the grass, and Naruto quickly joined her. It was silent for a moment, but then Naruto found his question that he had been wanting to ask.
"So, um, when Sasuke brought up your parents, did that like, make Sayward lose it?"
"I don't know. After he said it we left, remember?"
"Yeah... well, can I ask about your parents again? I mean I know that you and Sayward said before that you didn't have any, but did you have them once, or..."
"Well of course we had them once. It's just that it was such a long time ago, you know? They, both mine and Sayward's parents, were in this band known as The Righteous Rant. I guess they were pretty popular in their day, and some dumb ass needed his 15 seconds of fame. So he came to an autograph signing with a gun and killed them. I don't really know much about it, cuz I was only like six or seven at the time, Sayward too. And we never saw them much to begin with because of their career. So their lawyer arranged it for us to get all their money. He hired someone to do our bills, someone else to deliver groceries, and we inherited the house."
"Wow," the boy spoke, for lack of a better term.
"Yup." Britni sighed. "Well I guess after today's events, me and Swerd probably fucked up Konoha real good. Not that I want to or anything, but I think me and Sayward may have to go soon, before we totally ruin your storyline."
"Well who cares about the storyline?" Naruto now had the blonde girl's attention. "If anything you guys improved it! I mean, you made me smarter, I now know another language, and that would have never happened any other way..."
"I don't know, there is a crappy American dubbing of you," Britni laughed.
"You know what I mean. You guys are awesome. You don't have to go, I mean you don't have anyone to go back to in your world right? You can stay with me!"
"Believe me, I know, and I'd give a kidney or something to stay, but there are things that need to happen, that me and Sayward can't be here to help with." The boy pouted. Both Britni and Naruto looked at the girl's stomach as in grumbled. "I guess I'm hungry since we didn't eat at the party. Wanna get some ramen?" Of course to this Naruto perked up.
"You buying?" Britni laughed.
"Dude, didn't we already discuss the money issue?"
Sasuke stared at her.
"I really do that?" he asked slowly.
"Yup."
"Jeaz... I really am a bastard."
"Holy!" Naruto shouted, just walking into the house. "I can't believe it. Sasuke finally admitted it!" At that moment Britni smacked the boy lightly in the back of the head.
"You don't blurt out shit like that when they're in the middle of a conversation, dimwit." The blonde boy rubbed the back of his head and stuck his tongue out at the girl. She smiled and looked over to her friend. The two females both gave each other a look, somewhat speaking telepathically. Then Sasuke stood up.
"Well, I'm just gonna go home now. I'll see you all tomorrow..."
"No," Sayward spoke. "Stay here, we can stay up all night and party, since we barely got a chance to do so today." The raven-haired looked around, from Sayward to Britni, both giving him a pleading look. He then glanced at Naruto, who appeared to be giving the same expression. He looked down and gave a half smile.
"Ok then."
The night started out like any other night with Britni and Sayward. It started out with dancing of course. That lead to everyone getting thirsty... which lead to a burping contest. Britni proudly won the contest, and as her prize, she declared a game of strip poker. To everyone's surprise, Naruto and Sasuke weren't the only one's who lost items of clothing. Afterwards they decided to have a "yo mama" feud, where Naruto was shockingly the winner. Apparently in his English training, he managed to watch "Malibu's Most Wanted" so he won with the line "yo mama so poor that your tits are real." Later in the night there was more dancing, and then it all ended with everyone laying on the floor and falling asleep after a few minutes of talking.
Sayward yawned and looked over to her one side, where she found Britni and Sasuke sleeping soundly. Then she looked over to Naruto, who was on her other side. He was sleeping with his mouth wide open. The former brunette sighed and laid back down. Today was going to be difficult.
Later in morning
The four teenagers waited for Sakura and Kakashi to arrive at the bridge. Sasuke looked over at the two girls.
"You two are awfully quiet this morning," he stated.
"Yeah," Britni replied, "that's cuz me and Sayward decided something last night." Sasuke raised and eyebrow.
"Yup," Sayward continued. "We're gonna leave today." Naruto half laughed.
"You guys can't go outside of Konoha, no one else will know English..."
"That's not what they mean dobe." The blonde boy looked at each teen, confused. "They're going to leave and go back to where they come from."
"But why?! You guys aren't hurting anything you guys are improving things in Kono..."
"It's not because of that Naruto," the blonde girl spoke.
"It occurred to me and Brit last night, that you guys have to face some things on your own, ya know." Naruto pouted.
"Why didn't you tell us last night then? We could have did our goodbyes and whatnot then."
"Well see, that's the beauty of it. Instead of saying goodbyes..."
"You two decided to party so you both would be remembered happily," Sasuke finished.
"Yeah," they both said in unison. There was long, awkward silence afterward. Sayward, being the talkative person that she is, had to break the silence.
"It's not like you'll never see us again." Both Naruto and Sasuke stared at her.
"How do you even plan on getting out? Didn't you say that you wished on a comet or something?" questioned the raven-haired.
"Yeah," Britni spoke up, "but we figured that since we have chakra, we can use that."
"How?" Naruto asked. After his question Sakura arrived.
"Well, you know how you guys can like 'poof' to another place... we figured that if we concentrate on where we actually come from, that the chakra will get us there." Naruto looked at the two girls and pouted.
"I still don't think that you guys have to go. I mean, we can still figure stuff out on our own." In response, the boy got a stare, meaning he couldn't change their minds. Thinking of a way to cheer up the blonde boy, Sayward reached in her pocket and took out her and Britni's CD. She then stretched out her arm and offered it to the boy.
"Here, to remember us by." Naruto looked down at the round object and his eyes lit up. A huge smile grew across his face and he hugged the former brunette. Britni then pulled out the camera they used at their party and handed it to Sasuke.
"And I guess you'd want to have this, so when you get the pictures developed you can remember how dead sexy me and Swerd are," she smiled as she spoke. Sasuke smirked.
"But of course. So when to you actually plan on leaving us?"
"When Kakashi gets here, so he can show us the hand signs and whatnot." Naruto then bursted out in laughter.
"You'll be here for like another hour then..."
"Yo." Everyone looked over to the newly arrived silver-haired man.
"Guess not," Britni snapped back.
After about a half hour or so, Sayward and Britni learned the hand signs for the jutsu and were preparing themselves for their final goodbye. For some odd reason, all of team seven was lined up against the bridge, going from Sakura, to Kakashi, then Naruto, and ending with Sasuke. The two older girls started with Sakura. They thought of being completely mean, but decided to actually compliment the pink-hair.
"Sakura dear," Sayward started.
"You're not that bad." Sakura smiled, still not knowing that this was the only good thing that Britni and Sayward had ever said to her since their whole time in Konoha. They then moved over to where Kakashi was standing.
"Your dancing wins at life dude!" The man smiled with his eye and put both his arms out to hug both girls at the same time. They then made there way to the blonde, whisker-scarred boy, who was barely able to hold back tears at this point.
"We'll seriously never forget this," Sayward started.
"And you better not forget about us!" Britni added, trying to cheer up the boy a bit. By this point however, the girls couldn't help their eyes from watering either. Sayward wiped away a tear and smiled.
"And when I get home I better see my name in the goddamn credits!" she stated while half laughing and half crying. She then hugged the boy, and Britni followed by doing the same. Both wiping away tears now, they moved to Sasuke. He had the same smirk on as always. Both Britni and Sayward had a huge grin on their face. The boy stared at them.
"What, no snappy comment for me?" Sayward and Britni looked at each other then back to the raven-haired.
"So, when are you gonna tell him?" The boy's mouth dropped open and the two girls laughed at him.
"This could be the last time you ever see me, and you two are still going on about that?!"
"Alright, alright. how about: buck up and don't be such an emo kid." He now changed from a stare to a glare. The two girls looked at each other once more then back to the boy. They turned around, backs facing Sasuke.
"GHETTO BOOTY! GHETTO BOOTY!" Naruto laughed, while Britni and Sayward then turned around to hug the other boy. They then backed up to take a full look at all of team seven. There was one last smile before they waved and did the hand signs...
Sayward yawned and tried to move.
"Oh, fucking hell. We do the jutsu so we get back gracefully, and we still end up all in pain and whatnot."
"Ah, still complaining as usual I see..." the familiar, cold voice spoke. You could feel the smirk growing in his voice.
The end
And there was the surprise, I left it open for a sequel!!! Woot yeah. And if anyone guesses what it will be about, you win a taco!(not that it's that hard to guess). Anywho, I am planning on making a sequeal, and it will be called... "Reality Much" ... hee hee hee. Don't worry though, I will send out a new chapter update on this story with the link to the sequeal.
Secondly, I'd like to thank everyone who read this fic and everyone who reviewed. I love you all. Also, as always, the reviews are still welcomed!
Just thanks again guys, and i hope you all enjoyed it!