Ruki44: Heya peoples! You all voted, and the votes went through, and now your new co-host is...RUKIA FROM BLEACH!
Rukia: Yea! I won!
Ruki: Great, the bunny obsessed freak won...
Rukia: I'M NOT A FREAK! becomes Shinigami
Ruki: Oh yea? I can take your sorry Soul Reaper ass anyday! Come on Renamon! fight breaks out
Tetra: What's this? A fight! Wait for me! joins fight
Hinata: ...
Ruki44: Well there goes 3 out of 4 of my co-hosts...and it usually takes longer then that too...by the way people, this has nothing to do with the Chunin exams, its whats going on with the teachers so yea, if you skip it if you loathe the song 'Barbie Word' because its used a lot in this chapter.
Hinata: Can I leave then?
Ruki44: Nope
Hinata: I hate you.
Ruki44: Suck it up. I don't own nothing!
Chapter 7
Anko, Kakashi, Kunerari, and Gai were all at the bar, getting drunk. It was all Anko's idea, and since they all associated Anko with alcohol and dango, (and snakes and blood of course, but I'm talking about food here) so they didn't see her master plan, and that was of course, to get rid of Gai.
"I'm a Barbie Girl, living in a Barbie world…" Gai started to sing, his words slurred. Anko grinned, her plan worked perfectly, and it was only 5 shots that took him down. Kakashi and Kunerari starred at Gai.
"Oh god no…" Kakashi groaned. Last time he heard this song when his sensei had taken the whole team out to the bar to celebrate Kakashi making a jounin (which probably wasn't the best idea…) and Obito, who couldn't hold his liquor for the life of him, started singing the song after he jumped up on the bar. Then, to his utter dismay, Arashi-sensei and Rin jumped up there and joined him. Soon the whole bar was singing the damn song. Of course none of his team remembered the event, but Kakashi had nightmares for weeks upon end.
"I think my plan worked a bit too well…" Anko murmured as Gai and another drunkard started singing the song loader and more off key, if that was even possible.
"Plan? What plan?" Kunerari asked, looking at Anko suspiciously. Kakashi too was interested in Anko's so called 'plan'. Anko however looked smug.
"Operation: Get Rid of Gai!" Anko proclaimed, puffing off her chest in pride.
"I'm a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie World, like its plastic, its fantastic!" Both Gai and the drunkard started to sing. But now they had the bartender and a couple more people join in.
"Let's put this plan into action, and leave Barbie man here." Kakashi suggested, his eye twitching.
"Agreed." Both Anko and Kunerari agreed simultaneously. And with that, they paid for their drinks and sprinted out of the bar.
Itachi was walking around town, he was told to keep an eye on Naruto and Gaara to make sure 'they wouldn't do anything stupid…again.' This was the place of the Chunin exams, and it seems like a lot of Snow Nin here were suicidal, one of them already called him gay…the man was now in a hospital with lots of tubes stuck into him just so he could stay alive.
He was sent with Deidera and Kisame who, like him, were from the Akatsuki, the ABNU part of the Demon Village of Fire. Last time he checked, they were getting something to drink…which probably meant alcohol. And unfortunately they could not hold their liquor for the life of them.
"That was a close call." he heard a voice from around the corner. Male defiantly, sounded like he too had been drinking from the sound of it, though obviously he could hold it better then his two idiotic teammates.
"What do you think we should do now?" said another voice, a woman from the sounds of it. She too, like her companion had been becoming intoxicated. Not as much though.
"Are you kidding me? GAMBLE!" said another voice, this voice he recognized right off the bat…it was the crazy blood-sucking she-witch!
"Oh god no…" he muttered. He looked wildly for a hiding place, all in vain.
"Hey you!" came Anko's call. Itachi started to sweat.
"Me?" he asked, his voice cracking. Maybe she was so intoxicated that she wouldn't recognize him.
"Yea, you! I don't see any other hot guys around! Turn around man! I don't bite!" Anko called out, her words slurring. Itachi cringed and turned around slowly, praying to whatever gods there were that Anko wouldn't recognize him.
"Um…hello." He said nervously. Anko's eyes suddenly narrowed. Itachi prepared to run for it.
"Don't I know you from somewhere?" she questioned him.
"Um, I really don't know…" he muttered. She completely ignored her and snapper her fingers.
"Oh yea, know I remember, you're that Itachi-what's-his face…" she said, and he could literally see the light bulb appearing by her head.
"Um, you must be mistaken…" he said nervously. Maybe he could convince her otherwise, she seemed drunk enough to buy it. But fate was against him.
"ITACHI!" Kisame came running toward him, the scent of booze coming off him in waves. Oh yea, he had been drinking all right.
"Me with some other Itachi!" he quickly finished. Damn that Kisame, why did he have to show his drunken shark butt here now?
"No...Aren't you the Uchia kid? The murdered the whole Uchia family and left no survivors besides his younger brother?" Anko mused. Kakashi and Kunerari were looking at something at the far distance, looking started then scared, prodding Anko to move it along. Anko unfortunately took no heed.
"No…you must be mistaken…" I started off. Then…
"UCHIA! THERE YOU ARE MAN! WE'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU, YEAH!" Deidera had to yell, that freaking idiot. I was surrounded by drunken morons, with no escape; this surely was hell on earth. But it was about get worse…much worse…
"I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WORLD, LIFE IN PLASTIC, ITS FANTASTIC! YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, UNDRESS ME EVERYWHERE, IMGINATION, LIFE IS YOUR CREATION! I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WORLD, LIFE IN PLASTIC, IT'S FANTASTIC! YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, UNDRESS ME EVERYWHERE, IMGINATION, LIFE IS YOUR CREATION! I'M A BLONE BIMBO GIRL, IN THE FANTASY WORLD, DRESS ME UP, MAKE IT TIGHT, I'M YOUR DOLLY, YOU'RE MY DOLL, ROCK' N' ROLL, FEEL THE GLAMOUR IN PINK, KISS ME HERE, TOUCH ME THERE, HANKY PANKY...YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY: "I'M ALWAYS YOURS" MAKE ME WALK, MAKE ME TALK, WHATEVER YOU PLEASE, I CAN ACT LIKE A STAR, I CAN BEG ON MY KNEES, COME JUMP IN, BIMBO FRIEND, LET'S DO IT AGAIN, HIT THE TOWN, FOOL AROUND, LET'S DO IT AGAIN! LET'S GO PARTY! YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY: "I'M ALWAYS YOURS" YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY: "I'M ALWAYS YOURS". I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WORLD, LIFE IN PLASTIC, IT'S FANTASTIC! YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, UNDRESS ME EVERYWHERE, IMGINATION, LIFE IS YOUR CREATION! I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WORLD, LIFE IN PLASTIC, ITS FANTASTIC! YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, UNDRESS ME EVERYWHERE, IMGINATION, LIFE IS YOUR CREATION!" the drunkards started to sing, plus Kisame and Deidera. Itachi, Anko, Kakashi, and Kunerari looked at each other and screamed.
------------------------------Somewhere in the testing hall--------
"Do you hear a bunch of drunkards singing 'Barbie World' horribly off key while 4 people are yelling in agony?" Naruto asked Hinata, his ears twitching.
"No why?" she asked confused.
"No reason…"
Ruki44: Well you can't say I didn't warn you...
Hinata: WHY COULDN'T I LEAVE? THAT WAS AWFUL!
Ruki44: You're the co-host. You must suffer through my insanity. And theirs. jolts head towards the still fighting Rukia, Ruki, and Tetra
Hinata: Am I the only sane one here????
Ruki44: Yes
Hinata: ...I'm going to get some cinimen buns...
Ruki44: Alright then, anyways, I know that the song in the beginning doesnt match the one at the end, but oh well, their drunk, so whatever. Review peoples!