1st - Kira The Mew (they aren't particularly sarcastic, but I just chose a few that were easy to change into something related to Layton. I hope they're recognisable!)
2nd, 3rd and 4th - The Last Sea Serpent
5th - GeorgiexxxSuarez
6th - Abitat Eco

The Mocking J - I'm waiting with yours, until I've convinced myself that absolutely everyone has spoiled themselves. Sorry :(

One Saturday morning, our dear professor woke up quite differently than what he was used to and it was not in a 'oh-I've-fallen-out-of-bed'-way. No, he woke up with Clive and Lando standing with smug smiles, their faces uncomfortably close to his own. It was first when Clive opened his mouth to say something that he was seriously taken by surprise. "Remember when I was in that control room and said "Take a good look at London, because this will be your last chance", and you were like "This is madness", and then I was all like "I'm going to destroy this city and kill everyone in it", until you stopped me? That was great!"

And it went on like that for the entire day; even Emmy budded in with a few such as "Remember, the Gressenheller University Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested. So let's get out the exam papers!" Though, it was mostly Clive and Lando doing the quoting, while the rest of the gang stood in the background, laughing their asses off.

"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, your employer. Of course, he couldn't come because his grandchildren have given him more puzzles. All your other friends couldn't come, either, because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: "Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall NOT be mourned." That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny, too."

"…"

"All the tea is gone. You don't even care, do you?"

"Now, I know that's a lie."

"What? No, no, have we ever lied to you…"

"…"

"…in this room?"

Flora and Arianna had at first been great friends, until they found out that they had feelings for the same guy: Luke. After this realisation, they had a little war about who would be more suitable to be his girlfriend. It all came down to a cooking contest. The Professor and, of course, Luke were unfortunate enough to be made some of the judges. What surprised them the most was that Arianna was just as bad at cooking as Flora.

"For that love of god, let's hope that Tony was the one doing the cooking back in Misthallery."

If there was ever a scream, which could break glass, then it'd be the one that came from the Layton household one Wednesday afternoon.

"Oh, Professor! There was this beast and… Oh my god, it was so disgusting!"

"My dear, how interesting. Care to describe it?"

"It had 8 legs and was very hairy!"

"Now Emmy, I had hoped for a more complicated puzzle from you. That is only a taran-."

"It is not a puzzle!"

During afterschool hours, it wasn't unusual to see the Professor working hard behind his desk in his office or in one of the classrooms. Nor was it unusual to see a certain female student of his leaning over said desk. The Professor felt considerably uncomfortable by this, but since it was after school, he didn't have any authority, and as a gentleman, he couldn't just tell her to scram.

"You know, I've heard there is this Archaeologist Professor in the States that goes out on adventures, too!" This took our dear professor by surprise, considering that all Rosetta ever talked about how amazing he himself was – sometimes this also included how amazing he possibly could be in bed.

"Is that so? Well, what has he discovered then?" The Professor asked, thinking that as long as it was about archaeology, nothing perverted could be added to the mix.

"Well, it isn't publicly known in America either, so how am I supposed to know? I just know who he is, because I'm pen-palling with one of his students. Turns out every girl on that school are absolutely crazy about him. I guess I am lucky then – nearly no competition at all. She has even sent a picture and I must say, he is one good-looking fellow, but you will always be number one in my book. I can just imagine the two of you bound down tightly to my beARGH! You little brat! You're still running around with those firecrackers?!"

"Thank you, Luke!"

It was made an unwritten rule in the Layton household, that whenever someone was ill no one was to bring anyone home. This was because of two reasons, 1) not risking infecting someone else, and 2) it would be an annoyance to whoever was ill. Everyone always broke that rule for whatever unknown reason. This time around, it was the Professor who was ill and Flora who brought a…a… supposedly young man home.

"Professor, this is Carl, my boyfriend. Don't let the long black hair, black clothes and make-up fool you; he's a nice guy! Carl, this is the Professor. He's my adoptive father of sorts. Now I'll leave the two of you alone, while I go prepare lunch!"

The Professor was too occupied staring at the young individual in front of him to actually notice what Flora had said. "So you're Flora's boyfriend? You wouldn't mind a puzzle, would you?"

"Not at all, but in return I'll give you one."

"A detective who was mere days from cracking an international smuggling ring has suddenly gone missing. While inspecting his last-known location, you find a note.
The note appears to be nothing more than a series of numbers, but your gut instinct tells you that this note will reveal the name of the crime kingpin.
The note goes: "710 57735 34 5509 51 7719."
Currently there are three suspects in the case: Bill, John, and Todd. Who is the criminal?"

"That's easy; it's Bill! Now it's my turn. What does this message say? FILOALSIFYOTGMNRHHYOAETDW."

No matter how much the Professor thought it over, he couldn't solve it, all thanks to how blurry his head was, so he ended up defying what his condition allowed and personally kicking the poor guy out.

When they arrived to Snowrassa, Luke discovered just how well-named the place was."Woah, look at all this snow!" A snow fight was the first thing that crossed Luke's and Emmy's minds, so of course it was the first thing they did upon arrival. They didn't keep their minds on their surroundings because if they did, they would have noticed that pretty scary snowman that was… moving their way?

"RRAAWWRR!"

"Oh my god, that snowman is ALIVE and has big, sharp teeth!" Luke screamed, all but fainted. However, the snowman didn't last long when a bucketful of salt was thrown its way.

"The Great Intelligence is trying the same trick again a good century later? They really aren't that original, are they?" A young brunette man with black trousers, a brown tweed jacket and bow tie said, appearing to have more information on that creature than they did. When he noticed the stares he got, he only added "What?"

And later on, the 11th Doctor asked Emmy if she wanted to become his new companion. What, too early?

Hooray for Luke for destroying the mood before everything got too perverted!

If you want to solve Carl's puzzle, then count the letters and split them into groups.