Chapter 3

Recap. Battle. Zoostink. Fight!

I sent out my Piplup, who I had recently named Pip-Pip, and Zoostink sent out Turtwig. Seriously. What are the odds that I threw him a Pokémon that had a type advantage over Pip-Pip? I guess a 50% chance. I'm no longer as offended. Also his Turtwig didn't even have any grass moves. Zoostink just kept making Turtwig use withdraw. Ha. I win. Turtwig leveled up I guess. Ok bye.

I left the lab to get away from Dawn, but she somehow got onto the route ahead of me. I turned the other way. I bought some Pokéballs from the mart and decided to catch a Pokémon. I don't know how sane she is and I might want backup. I caught a Starly and named it Sun. Then I confronted Dawn. "You're just a novice trainer, so I'm gonna show you how to catch Pokémon!" "Um… I already caug…" "WATCH OR ELSE!" I was scared of what she might do if I argued, so I watched. She encountered a Bidoof. She accidentally got a critical hit and killed it. Another Bidoof dragged it away. Then Dawn threw a Pokéball at the ground. "You should weaken it more than I did." I slowly walked away, picked up the Pokéball, and got the heck out of there.

After that traumatic experience, I ventured on. I pondered catching a Bidoof. Hahahaha. No I didn't. It's Bidoof. Uh oh. A whole horde of Bidoof is now angry with me. I yell at them to go back to Gen 6. No horde battles yet. I went on "murdering" more Bidoof until I reached Jubilife. By now Pip-Pip was level 9 and Sun was level 7. I was ready to enter Jubilife City.

I hesitated. So far in my journey, people have blocked my path and made me listen to them. I really couldn't progress with talking to them. The entrance to Jubilife seems like one of those places. I decided to name these occurrences, "cutscenes". There seemed to be no way around them. If only I could skip them. Then I could do my entire journey much faster. They seem to be really pointless and stupid.

Suddenly, a cutscene. I was right! Well it seems I'll have to make my way through these.

Find out nex… Actually, that seems to wrap up pretty nicely. Just read the next chapter when it's out.