I Don't own One piece, but most of the oc's in this fic are mine and mine allow.

Chapter 2

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"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!!!!!!!"

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Endo starred at the mess that once was his home, the roof was blown off, fire snapped and crackled of the walls. Looking around Endo noticed his old boss, and ran over to him.

"HEY OLD MAN, WHY DID MY HOUSE GO BOOM!!!" throwing his arms in the air reenacting the explosion.

Said old man could not answer having suffered from a minor heart attack, just shook and pointed to the strangers standing a few feet away. Endo started to run without looking in the direction the man was pointing ……….and crashed into something soft but hard at the same time. Endo looked up and saw probably one of the tallest guys he seen in his life.

"Hehehehe…… sorry for running into you" apologized Endo

"No problem, and were sorry for blowing up your house" said a girl next to the giant. Being this the first time Endo noticed the girl only one thing when threw his mind,SHE IS A MAJOR HOTTY HOT HOTTY WOHO!! ….yeah I know. Endo then took a minute to process what she said. (While he does this lets see what's Mac thinking)

At the moment this is exactly what was going threw his head Awwww man Elsa just had to tell the weirdo that we blew up his house…………………HEY HE'S STARING AT MY GIRLFREIND I'M GONNA KILL HIM!!.

"YOU'RE THE ONE'S THAT BLEW UP MY HOUSE!!" yelled Endo

Mac glared at him angrily, cracking his knuckles "Yeah what are you gonna do about it"

"What I'm gonna do is something about it"

As Mac and Endo were having there starring contest, Elsa was just starring at them with a giant sweat drop on her head, she sighed Mel's picking another fight because a perverted guy was staring at me (sigh) I got to learn to control him when he's like this……… Oh well at least this looks like a good fight.

Endo makes the first move with throwing a punch at Mac's chest. Catching his fist and pivoting Mac tossed Endo into a nearby house.

How can a guy his size move that fast thought Endo, even though he is a complete moron Endo knows his fighting.

"Close Combat"

When Endo heard the yell he looks up to see Mac charging him with his fist raised, he threw his arms up to block the giant. But no hit came, Endo looked up to see both Mac and Elsa staring at him amazed at how his arm's looked. Sprouting out of his arms were wood shields protecting most of his upper body. When Endo saw this his eye's grew wide.

" OH MY GOD THAT MANGO INFECTED MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

Both Mac and Elsa sweat dropped at this comment while looking at the multi colored teen. Looking at each other the couple started talking

"You think he ate a .."

"Yep"

"Think he knew what it was?"

"Nope"

"Why?"

"He called it a mango…"

"Oh! Want him to join us?"

"No!"

"Why?"

"Cause he's an idiot"

…………….. Back with Endo…………………..

When we left are hero he was freaking out because of the "infection" caused by his "mango". Now he's not only freaking out he's running around in a circle.

"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!!"

"STOP THAT!" screamed our lovely couple.

The multi colored teen stopped, but since he was running and suddenly stopped, Endo ended up face first into the ground. Singling the people in the general area to have a massive sweat drop. Endo looks up at the two standing before him and smiled.

"Hi, nice to meet you I'm Endo Ordam"

Elsa smiled and jumped in front of Mac "HI, I'm Elsa and this is Mel."

"Mac…."

"Oh right, call him Mac, nice to meet you hehehe"

Endo stared at the two. These two people are actually the first people to treat him nicely which then he remembered that these two were the one's that blew up his home.

Mac looked at the guy on the ground for a minute noticing the shields on his arms were gone. The giant knelt down to talk to the guy.

"So Endo have you eaten any fruit lately?"

"Yeah there was that mango but that tasted horrible."

"(sigh) Look man that was a devi……."

"WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!" yelled a man in his early forties looking at the three, behind the man was a group of villagers caring weapons thinking they were being attacked.

"I'll tell you major sir" said the man that was behind the counter of the stand.

"It was those two…….." pointing at Mac and Elsa, then looked at Endo and the man came up with an idea "and Endo they tried to attack me but one of there weapons missed and blew up that house"

Endo, Mac, and Elsa starred at the man with wide eye's all thinking the same thing That little mother f- ok better stop there. Now the villagers were angry, getting there weapons ready and started to run at our three hero's. This is were Endo hade a brilliant idea.

"RUUUUUUUUUUUNN!!!!!!!!"

…………….. Some time later a few miles from the island on Mac and Elsa's boat……

Mac and Elsa were holding there knee's gasping for air. Mac glanced at his girlfriend and just watched her and perverted thoughts started going threw his mind.

"You know that outfit looks good on you."

"Thanks Mel, I thought that I should start looking like what the Marines call me."

" I still don't like that they call you the Grim, you're the complete opposite."

" Why thank you Mel…" she said slyly, grabbing his shirt and pulling him into a kiss. But it didn't last to long since they suddenly were separated and they both had an arm draped over there shoulders.

"Soooooo what ya guys doing" asked Endo from between the two, not noticing the glare's he was getting form his now new traviling companions.

"Baka…WHAT DO YOU WANT!" yelled the giant

"Well since were now traveling together I want to go on trips and adventures"

Smiling sweetly Elsa said "Endo your getting off at the next stop, because me and Mel have bounties on our heads."

"You guys have bounties?"

"Yep" answered Mac

Endo's eye's lit up " That is so ……….. COOL! Now I get to be a pirate captain."

"Wait, you don't care if your with criminals?"

"Nope"

"Ok………but why would we make you captain, you don't even have a bounty AND this is MY ship, I built it"

"Because" said Endo with a sly smile on his face "you guy's blew up my home and now you owe me."

Mac and Elsa looked at each other, knowing he was right so they just hung there heads and mumbled "damn".

"So Mac what's the ships name" asked Endo

"The Tree of Life"

"Why is called that?"

"Well if you haven't noticed there's a large tree in the middle of the boat."

All Endo said was "ohh" and turn to watch the ocean. While his back was turned Elsa mumbled something into Mac's ear, which made him blush. Then she turned back to Endo.

"We'll reach a town called Monoro in two days then we can stock up Captain and get stuff for you, kitchen is right threw that door and your room is down the hall and to your left, mine and Mel's one the right, Enjoy!" and then she headed to her room, with a slight hop in her step.

"Hey Mac! Where are you guys going?

"Where going to umm….uh…nap…..yes where going to take a nap"

"Oh ok, see you guys later."

As Mac walk to his and Elsa's room Endo looked down the hallway and thought I'm not THAT stupid……… lucky.

The multi colored teen walked to the front of the boat and stared out at the sea.Well I wanted off the stupid island and this looks like fun.

………In a Marine base in Montoro town a few hours later…………

"Captain Siamon sir, there have been a report that some criminals are heading this way." said a marine solider saluting.

"Good do you have there bounty posters" asked a figure in the shadow's

"SIR YES SIR!"

"Good now hand them to me." said the figure known as Captain Siamon stepping out of the shadows.

Siamon was around eight feet tall, also if you have to know he's a merman, his skin a dark gray and eyes an golden yellow, hair a dark black that went down to mid back tided in a loose pony tail. On his neck there were a two sets of gills, his marine outfit was odd it had all the marine symbols and what not on it showing his rank, but it was black and tight. His pants stander dark blue marine pants ,and no shoe's showing off his webbed feet.

He studied the photo's for a few minutes reading them, they said

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE

Name: Elsa Nativa

AKA: Elsa "The Grim"

Bounty: 4,000,000 Wanted for assault on a Marine and the escape from prison

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE

Name: Melcom Athto Conner

AKA: M.A.C

Bounty: 6,000,000

Wanted for breaking into a Marine HQ, assault of officers, and the release of prisoner Elsa "The Grim" Nativa.

After studying the faces on the posters the Captain grinned showing sharp metal teeth.

"Ohh, they look like great pray."

Thank you , for reading my story please read and review and until next chapter.

Sincerely the dude.

p.s. I'll like to say thank you to kilnorc for reviewing and if you haven't read his story One Piece: Desert Storm then your missing out it's probably one of the best one piece fic's you can find. (Crosses arms) WHOA-HA-HA-HA-HA!