Chapter 4
Recap. Dawn is insane. Jubilife city. I hate "cutscenes". Recap ended
A man in a purple suit walks up to me. I wouldn't personally wear purple, but I don't judge. That's something I would do. A lot of people would disagree, but not me.
"Hi hi I'm the president of the Poketch Company. Hi hi." Nope… not gonna… IT'S TOO HARD. WHY IS THIS WORLD FULL OF INSANE PEOPLE! I HAVE TO JUDGE!
Fine. Zoostink's only a little insane. Soon I will also be insane. I give the man another chance. "The Poketch is a high tech device that can do all sorts of things. I am running a special promotion. Find all three of my clowns and I will give you a free Poketch." Well… That explains the two clowns I could see from where I was standing. The other one wasn't hiding either. They all asked me stupid questions that were easy as crud. But hey. Free... thing. It tells the time, tracks my steps and has a few other useful apps. Cool. He tells me to meet him in the Poketch building later and tells me to check out the trainer's school and leaves. Ok. I take two steps then a news reporter and a camera man walk up to me.
"Hi. I'm from Jubilife T.V." she says. What, is the camera man from saffron T.V.? "We'd like a quick interview please. Tell us your thoughts in two words using only words we have in this notebook. I couldn't find any pronouns like you and I couldn't find the words crazy or insane. I ended up telling them "confused world." "Thank you. This interview will be going on T.V. soon so stay tuned. That's it? That was the entire interview? What kind of news reporter is that? Is it a marketing technique? Do they give loads of people minute long interviews so they will watch T.V.? I think they're just confused world.
I guess, I'll stop by the traine… AH ZOOSTINK! He surprised me by running out of the school. "Hey Dave, that place is boring, but I learned a little more about Pokémon! Anyways, I'll be seeing ya. Later we can battle. I will beat you next time. Bye!" Then he runs off. Good old Zoostink.
What will… This chapter also rounded off pretty nicely. Just read the next chapter.