Title: Yellow
Author: Mel
Rating: G
Summary: What's wrong with it? It's yellow.
Characters: Lita, John
Notes: None
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"Gross."
"What?" The reply came.
"You actually picked that up?"
"What's wrong with it?"
Eyebrow raise.
"You actually dare to ask what's wrong with it?"
"Yeah I don't see anything wrong with it."
The woman looked at the object of her displeasure once more.
The man looked back at her questioningly.
"Well what's wrong?"
"Well for one it's not even fresh."
"So?"
"The best is made with fresh. It's more powdery."
"Whatever. What else is wrong with it?"
"It's yellow."
"So?"
"John didn't your mama ever tell you don't eat the yellow snow or stay away from the yellow snow?"
"Yeah, but….oh no."
"Yeah, John you can't make snow cream with yellow snow it's just gross."
Sigh. "You're right I'll go get some more snow."
"No, I'll do it. I no longer trust you."
"Sorry."
"Whatever." The former diva walked off just shaking her head. Why send a man to do a woman's job? But who knew a man didn't know to avoid the yellow snow?
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Random drabble. Hope you like.