I DON'T OWN ONE PIECE!

Anyway here's the next chapter. Also I just watched Once upon A Time in Mexico and I came up with some more weapons for Razz. Also I would like to say Razz's accent will start declining just because since he became a constant charter it gets harder and harder to do.

P.S I would like to say canon charters are going to start making appearances.

Chapter 16: Doctra kidnapped! Plan for money

Cover Page: The tribes people are chasing some dog.

"(yawn) Are we going to do it or what?" asked one figure standing in a dark hallway..

" Yes we are now just shut-up for a second, the lock's almost picked!"

Click……

"So (yawn) aren't you going to open the door Gunman?"

"Okay, Okay just shut up Ticket Man…… why are we using code names?"

" Don't know?"

Gunman swore under his breath and opened the door. On the other side was just a regular bedroom. Lining the walls were bunches of bottles filled with liquid. In the bed was a woman sleeping.

" So this is the chick that kick your ass? "

" Hey (yawn) I didn't fell like fighting, I'm an assassin, not a hand to hand combat person that's Rikishi's job."

The Gunman shook his head and poked the woman, she slowly opened her eyes and looked at the two men in her room, she opened her mouth to scream. But a hand was clamped over her mouth.

" Hello puppet, I'm Ashton and you should know Nama over there…well our boss and the Doc would like to see you."

Ashton turned to Nama.

"Leave the note the Captain wrote and lets get off this ship."

………………………………….

Razz being the last one on look out decided to wake every one up. Taking his guitar out of it's case and glancing at five other cases laying on the wall of his room he strolled down the hall way. Knocking on each door a few times and stopping in front Mac and Elsa's room.

Tapping his foot he started banging on the door.

"Vill you two stop screwing around in there you've veen going nonstop for five hours now!"

At that moment Endo, Siamon, Penny, and Kaz walked by Razz and stared at the door. The four of them had a drowsy look on there face.

" It felt like they been going for way more than five hours." Mumbled Endo rubbing his eyes and Siamon agreed with him.

" Hmmmm…… didn't know Elsa was a screamer." Mumbled Kaz, Penny floated up and bonked him on his head.

"OW!"

"Pervert!"

…………………………………

The crew excluding Shan, Mac, and Elsa where sitting around the kitchen table. When the door slammed opened and Elsa came storming in dragging Mac by the collar of his shirt, Mac was trying to pull his pants up while being dragged.

At the moment this is what was going on in Elsa's head.

Target…………Razz

Reason… disrupting me and Mel's "very very fun time" AKA Sex..

Terminate…………Click.

"Razz I think you should run now…" whisper Siamon who was sitting next to the musician.

"Vhy?" asked Razz

Siamon pointed into the direction of the rampaging navigator. Razz's eyes widened and he ran out of the room. Dropping Mac Elsa started her chase.

"COME BACK HERE YOU DAMED MARIACHI!"

Mac sat at the table and Penny put a plate of eggs, fruit, and bacon in front of the tall teen. Kaz and Endo seemed to be arguing about some thing, Endo nodded his head and turned to Mac.

" Soooooo…… Mac does she bit or scratch?" asked Endo

Mac's face turned red from blushing, closed his eyes.

"Penny…."

The little blonde girl nodded, picked up a firing pan, floated up to head level of Endo and Kaz……

Smack

Smack

"OW!"

"Will you stop hitting me!"

"Then stop being a pervert!"

"You don't even know what that means." Replied Kazuya. Penny put her hands on here hips and shook her finger at him.

" Oh I know what it means I use to live on the same boat as two perverts and one was so perverted I started calling him Ero-kun!" Penny then hit him with the pan again.

"Will you stop that!"

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Razz ran down the hallway and hide in the farthest room in the hall which happened to be Shan's. Locking the door behind him Razz started to turn around.

" Sorry I barged in Shan but vou know how Elsa 'ets.." When he turned all the way around Razz stopped talking the bed was empty. He searched the room and found a note.

Glancing at it he walked to the door and opened it to find the angry faced Elsa.

"Razz, next time you…" She was cut off when the musician held the note in front of her face.

Seeing the words written on it she mellowed down and grabbed the note out of his hands, and glared at Razz.

" I'll deal with you later, but first we got to show the Captain this."

……………………….

" So Mac… you knew Razz before he joined this crew so what is he to you and Elsa?" asked Penny.

" Well….. he's like a big brother to Elsa and a great friend to me." Answered Mac

Penny nodded, and scanned the room Siamon was reading the paper again, Kaz was cleaning his blades, Endo was raiding the fridge…

"CAPTAIN YOU JUST ATE!"

Before Endo turned around Elsa and Razz busted into the room.

" Captain something happened to Shan!" Said Elsa as she tossed the note Razz found at her captain.

Endo's eyes widened as he read the note.

Dear little Tree,

Your doctor has come to "visit" me and her father for a while. But alas she just can't

pay for the trip back. So I'll leave it to you and your motley crew to come up with her

pay so she can come home to you guys. I'll be somewhere near the Desert Kingdom

Alabasta. Don't worry about finding use we'll find you.

Sincerely your enemy,

Stein Madro

P.S. By the by her board is 300,000,000 million beri

Endo only had one thing to say.

"DAMN IT ALL!"

…………………………… In Alabasta……………….

James was walking along the docks of the city heading towards a ship. Following behind him was his second in command.

Mass Claw was made fun of by other Vice-Admirals for his choice in Seconds just because the man thought he was s super hero. James's eye started twitching and he turned around looking at the man.

"Hiro! Will you stop trying to fly….. stop that posing also."

James's second in command Hiro Miro and given the nickname by other officers as "Super High" Hiro, saluted at his commanding officer.

" BUT SIR IT IS A HERO'S JOB TO LOOK GREAT FOR THE CITZENS!" said Hiro doing the nice guy pose. ( AN: If you watch Naruto you'll know what I'm talking about.)

Hiro didn't look like your average marine, he wore a tight silver spandex shirt with the marine symbol. A black mask cover the bottom of his face and a bandana holding his pink hair up. His pants where dark blue tights and black combat boots on his feet.

James just shook his head and motioned for Hiro to follow him. James and Hiro stopped in front of a giant boat and walked up it's ramp. Standing on the deck James put his hands behind his back, While Hiro posed by standing on one leg with his arms in the air.

James chuckled at his second, the guy was a great marine. A little wrong in the head but still. Hiro was a great fighter, he's the only man James known of that tied and not lost to Rob Lucci of CP9.

James lifted his head while looking at the door to the galley of the ship.

" SMOKER FRONT AND CENTER!"

The door creaked slightly as a tall man stepped out. This man looked in his late twenty's to early thirties. He wore Short white hair, white jacket with fluffy lining dark pants and combat boots, he was smoking two cigars. The man looked around two see who was trying to control him, he looked down and his eye's widened slightly.

Seeing the deadlocked man and the super hero marine.

" Vice- Admiral James, Commodore Hiro what brings you here?" asked Smoker

Hiro frowned " Smoker the way you act is unhero like, now smile!"

James frowned also "Shut it Hiro, now Smoker my info tells me there are supposed to be some big name criminals are gathering here. So tell me what do you know?"

" Well if you came for action then you're to late, a day ago the last of the pirates that help the Alabasta government left they managed to avoid Hina."

James held up his hand. "Wait your saying pirates helped for good, what were the crews names?"

Smoker smirked " I'm surprised you don't already know."

Smoker chuckled to him self until a mili-second later when he felt something grab both of his arms, and placed a foot on his back pulling his arms out of his sockets. Smoker tried turn to smoke but it was useless.

" It's useless Smoker Hiro's gloves and the bottom of his boots are made of seastone, so I think you should start giving me straight answers or your arms will become useless. Understand?"

Smoker nodded.

" Now the names of the pirate's that helped."

"The Straw-Hat Pirates and the Axe-Heads Pirates."

"Never heard of the Straw hats, but I'm shore that the Axe-Heads didn't exist any more."

"Same captain different crew."

James nodded "Now what did they help with?"

" Sir Crocodile tried to take over the country."

James nodded knowingly " Once a pirate always a pirate, Hiro let him go."

Smoker's arms where released and the smoke man stood up rubbing his arms slightly.

"Hiro lets good."

"AI AI SIR!" Yelled Hiro as he ran after his boss.

Smoker stared after the two marines thinking.

Super High is much stronger than a Commodore, he's Vice-Admiral at the least. So if Hiro follows James around like a servant just how strong is "Mass Claw"?

……….. Desert…………………….

Stein and Tofca stood waiting on a sand mound in the middle of the dessert, when a figure appeared in front of them. Madro grinned.

"Black Crow how nice it is to see you after all these years." Said Stein extending his hand.

"Yes Nemesis it's been to long." Black Crow said shaking his hand.

" Now why did you want to meet with me, you know I'm trying to keep my existence low at the moment."

Black Crow nodded " I want you to test someone for me his name is Shidyk D. Shade and I want to know if he's skilled enough to make you actually fight back."

"Crow you know when I fight I just attack my self, saves me the trouble."

"I know I just want to see what you think of him."

" Fine I'll do what you ask but I have some business to take care of first."

"What kind?"

"Oh just family business." Replied Madro

" But Stein you killed you son for abandoning your crew eighteen years ago."

" I know it seems he had an offspring before I killed him, flipped our last name around to hide the boys identity for a while."

"Ah well see you after you test Shade, Nemesis." With that Black Crow disappeared.

"Do you think those people will come for my daughter, Captain?" asked Tofca

" Ah yes the boy loves her and he don't know yet, he'll get the money and then we can start are plan."

Tofca smirked and scratched his green skin " Yes captain."

That's that chapter thank you thank you. A little action will be in the next chapter, then they leave the dessert, a fight, then THE DEAD END RACE! That's all I have thought up write now.

Now don't ask me who Stein's grand son is I left enough hints so you can tell JUST FLIP HIS LAST NAME AROUND! Anyway hope you liked the chapter.

At the moment I'm obsessed with a Nintendo DS game called Jump Ultimate Star's and it allows you to basically fight with charters owned by Jump! My team at the moment is

Franky (One Piece), Ichigo (BLEACH), supported by Gaara (Naruto), and Bobobobo (BoBoBo-Bo-BoBo).

Any way remember read and Review!

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