The avengers all banded together to seek out the Good Times™. They were compiling all the reasons why Captain America would never fucking join Hydra ever. Like the time he kicked Red Skull's ass after he mind controlled his gay friend or the fact that he'd never be a white supremacist because one of his closest, most trusted comrades is a black man or because his best friend was brainwashed by nazizizizizs or the fact that he was part of a minority group due to being irish but w/e facts are unimportant to the great and powerful Nick Spencer (who cowrote this story btw).

But anyway that aside the Avengers gathereds the evidence of all the reasons Cap would never nazizizizizs and also got him a cheeseburger from Good Times™ because Steeb is a true American and real americans enjoy greasy cheeseburgers (if you don't, get the fuck out of here and move to Cananananada, pleb). Spooderman also gave a blowjob to a hotdog befoe they eleft to save Steeb.

Steeb was busy being a nazizizizi piece of shit and doing nazizizizi things like harassing joos on facebook and posting naziziziz porn on Tumblr. Basically he was an internet troll but more racist I guess. He updated his facebook relationship status to "currently fucking rad skull" because Nick Spencer personally asked me to include Red skrull/Cap because that is his OTP.

Steeb seductively made out with Red Skool's nose hole and comtemplated puttig his penis in it before the Avengers broke into his house.

"Steeb we have cum to remind you of the Good Times™ and why you shouldn't be a fucking nazi god damn it" Black Widow said in a sexy but also pissed off voice. "We also got you a cheeseburger because we thought u would be hungry"

"I can't eat cheeeseburgies now." Steeb said, turning away from them dramatically. "I am a naziziziz now. I only eat a diet of misery, racism and Uncle Ben's White Rice"

"UNCLE BEN" Spooderman sobbed, going into a state of depression cause he still blamed himself for the untimely death of his uncle. He was also upset that Steeb wouldn't share his fucking rice with him cause he was a selfish bitchface.

Thor stood around uselessly during spooderman's breakdown because he never does anything of use and bruce banner gave cap an angry look because ha ha u wouldn't like him when he's angry. Jokes. But he didn't turn into the hulk because I don't want him to right now.

"I may not be a certified doctor but I have a phd in kicking your ass." Bruce bananaer declared before punching Cap in the face. It hurt him but it didn't really do much because the serum probably converted Steeb's skin to solid concrete so Bruce just hurt his hand. And then he becames the hulk.

Hulk was about to pound him into next Sunday (both physically and sexually) but Hawkeye just shot Cap in the knees, shrugging. Hulk was irritated that he didn't get to smash so he punched cap in his nazizizizi face and transfarmed back into bruce. They al took Cap back to the tower to dicuss what they should do with him to save him from nazizizizism and also drugs are bad.