day three: Favourite Beta troll, Eridan (oops don't murder me)
Your name is Eridan Ampora and you are absolutely fucking done with this bullshit trolling thing Karkat has put you up to. Truthfully, you don't care for any of these "humans" they don't have horns and to be honest they all seem like complete weaklings and you're surprised they got passed grubhood without getting culled. Are all humans like this? Or is this a special case? To be honest, you've only talked to the Rose human but judging from your skim of their timelines, you can clearly see you are the superior race in every sense. But alas, they are inescapable. Fucking everywhere. Might as well change to a human that is obviously not a complete fraud, like the "magic" welding Rose human. Magic isn't real and everybody knows that.
You decide to fixate on the Dave human, the one Terezi is currently infatuated with. You've never seen someone so proud of their mutant blood colour. Taking a more careful look through his timeline, you decide his human lusus brother was the more like a lusus than a human guardian. Only ever handing things to him when absolutely needed. Scrolling further up his timeline and choosing a spot relatively close to the scratch.
(CaliginousAquarium started trolling TurntechGodhead)
CA: hey
TG: this seems to be a new one, never even heard of this troll before
CA: yeah wwell I'vve only talked to the rose human before you're all like complete and utter frauds if you're anythin like her.
TG: what? rose? she's cool i don't know what you're talking about
CA: wwhatevver
CA: wwhy do you flaunt your blood colour like that it can have you culled you knoww
TG: i don't understand
CA: wwell i hear you're the human that busts out some "sick beats"
TG: i have been known to bust a rhyme now and then
CA: fine then, i challenge you to a rap battle
TG: fine ill go first
TG:I got that apple juice
TG:All hell done broke loose
TG:Azaleas rhododendrons flowering shrubs pennsylvania pictures
TG: fucking kingdom hearts action figures
CA: wwhat
TG: your turn
CA: you knoww wwhat? fuck this and fuck you
(CaliginousAquarium stopped trolling TurntechGodhead)
TG: fucking baby cant handle these rhymes
You huff, could this be blackrom? Maybe. Actually, no, this was DEFIANTLY blackrom. Take THAT Sollux, one quadrant down, three to go. You stride over to the horn pile where Sollux and Feferi are talking about feelings.
"Guess wwhat sol?" you say, a smug grin plastered on your face. 'I just filled one of my quadrants". Sollux… laughs? That is NOT the reaction you were expecting, you were expecting a mustard yellow to fill his face in embarrassment that he ever doubted you.
"Uhm okay CA bye" he waves at you condescendingly. You frown, this kind of treatment would NOT be tolerated. You bite your lip and puff your chest out, forgetting Feferi was even there.
"NO! howw dare you doubt me, soon i wwill havve all my quadrants filled" you assert. He looks taken aback, serves the asshole right.
"S)(UT UP!" Feferi pipes up, a look of pure anger dwelling in her face. "W-E DONT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR QUADRANTS!" Your eyes grow wide, violet tears prickling in them. "-EV-ER SINC-E I BROK-E UP WIT)( YOU YOU'V-E DON-E NOT)(ING BUT )(ARRAS ME!" You bite your lip so hard it bleeds and run off to cry in your respiteblock on this blasted ship.
Fuck Fef, fuck Sollux. But most of all, fuck life.