Hey, I'm back with another chapter! I woke up all night writing this so I hope you guys will like it.

Prompt: Vastra and Jenny come to 2015 and are horrified by the clothes people wear and even more so when they have to wear them!

Modern Day 2015

It had been three days ago since the Doctor dropped Vastra and Jenny off at Clara's place after a mission, and forgot to take them back to their own time. So for the time being Clara was stick with babysitting them until further notice. Rather than leave the two alone, she foolishly thought that it might be easier for them to join her in shopping for clothes.

"Vastra! Just look at this...this shameful exposure!" Exclaimed a highly appalled Jenny, pointing to a display of women's undergarments.

"Yes, my dear, I agree that it is most inappropriate indeed." Vastra shook her head in disapproval before to turning to face Clara. "Honestly, Miss Clara, do you humans have no sense of proper decency in this century? How could you allow such things to be shown out in public?"

"Aye, it's downright scandalous if you ask me!"

Clara could could only stand there face palming herself; perhaps bringing along was not such a good idea after all.

Seriously, what was she thinking? Jenny and Vastra are from the Victorian era for Christ's sake! In their time, women were expected to cover up every inch of skin they possibly could. Even something something so minor as a woman wearing a skirt above her ankle was frowned upon back then. She should have known better than to expose them to 21st century clothing, which were anything but modest compared to their Victorian standards.

"Scandalous, says the woman who's married to a prehistoric lizard woman that eats people," murmured Clara, being a tad annoyed.

As the two continued to gape at the shocking display of unmentionables, Clara strode ahead farther into the store. Jenny and Vastra followed after her once they had recovered.

The trio soon came across the shoes section and stopped to check it out. A pair of beautiful red high heels immediately caught Jenny's eye. She went over and picked them up, she she proceeded to closely examine them.

It wasn't long before Vastra came to join her. She cocked her head in curiosity, asking, "What do you suppose is the purpose for this type of footwear? It doesn't seem very practical."

Jenny replied without removing her focus from the shoes, "I don't know, these don't look like any shoes I've ever seen before. They don't even look like they are built to be worn on the feet." She then held up one the heels as if it were a weapon. "Reckon you could poke somebody's eye out with them, though."

She smiled wryly at the Silurian and they both shared a laugh.

They left the shoes section after a few more minutes and reached the women's clothing aisle. Jenny and Vastra were surprised to say the least, when they saw that it also included trousers.

Clara was admiring a particularly pretty mini skirt, when she heard Jenny tutting from behind.

"Oh that simply will not do, Miss Clara," observed the Victorian woman with concern, "That skirt there is much too short, you'll be showing too much skin!"

Vastra nodded in agreement with her wife as usual.

Clara spun around to face them with a grin. "Oh, Jenny, you must remember that this is not the 19th century. A lot of things has changed since then and it's just the way they are." She then took the skirt off the rack intending to purchase it. "Besides, I'm a fully grown adult who can make my own choices on what to wear."

Both Jenny and Vastra looked toward each other, but decided to drop the matter as they moved on again.

"Oi! What in the devil is that thing?!"

The cry came from Jenny whose eyes narrowed at a mannequin dressed in a skimpy bikini.

"Oh, that would be a bikini," replied Clara. "You know, it's like a bathing suit."

Jenny's jaw dropped open and she sputtered, "You mean...this...this tiny piece of triangle is what people these days wear to swim in?"

Clara bit her lip hard to prevent herself from breaking into laughter.

"Yep," was all that Clara could say. She also made a mental note to never under any circumstances, take them to the beach.

Vastra, on the other hand, was feeling turned on at the prospect of her Jenny in such an outfit. The Silurian's tongue licked the air freely while her devious eyes darted between her wife and the bikini. Jenny sense what was going through Vastra's mind and she glowered at her.

"Oi! You stop that right this instant," scolded the human with a hard smack on the arm to boot. "You dirty old lizard."

Vastra only shrugged and said,"Well it's not my fault I find your mammalian body to be quite...savory."

Meanwhile, Clara carried on with her shopping, not wanting to get involved in their lovers' quarrel.

1891

Jenny and Vastra are relieved to finally be at home in their own time again. Even so, it was very unlikely that they will be able to recover from the cultural shock they witnessed while in the the future.

Now, Vastra is currently sitting along the side of their bed, as she waited for her wife to try on the gift she bought her from the future. Her superior Silurian hearing could pick out the noise made by ruffled clothing coming from inside the bathroom.

"Jenny...dear, it feels like I've been waiting forever! Are you almost done in there?"

"Patience is a great virtue, my love," rang Jenny's reply albeit slightly irritated. "Really though, you couldn't have gotten me something that's less complicated to put on?"

Vastra just sighed in resignation and went back to tasting the air again. Minutes later, the movement in the bathroom suddenly ceased. The Silurian's deafening heartbeat pounded against her ears as she looked toward the bathroom door in anticipation. She could hear the doorknob being turned before being pushed open to reveal a blushing Jenny. Vastra was left completely breathless at the sight of her wife wearing a lacy pink, form-fitting lingerie that accentuated her petite curves and breasts. It was totally worth the wait.

Oh my Goddess, I can just die happy right now!

Jenny, growing more confident upon seeing her wife practically drooling, smirked and asked, "Well? How does it look and be honest."

"I um...I...I think that buying that outfit has been the single best decision I've ever made in my entire life,"answered Vastra, still trying to fully absorb every detail.

That made Jenny roll her eyes as she quickly closed the distance between them, pushed Vastra down onto the bed before straddling her wife.

"Just shut up and rip this blasted thing off my body already."

And that wraps up another wonderful 13 Paternoster Row oneshot! I had fun writing this chapter, I really did. Vastra being a horny lizard is very important me to there's that too. Thank you all once again for reading this and please leave a review because I love reading what you have to say. So far I only have one person giving me prompts, please don't be shy to give me any ideas you might have because I'm desperate.

See you guys again next time!