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"Hello everyone, and welcome to Monday Night Raw!" J.R said as the crowd went crazy.

"After a explosive Survivor Series we have a NEW WWE World Heavyweight Champion, but its not who you were expecting" King added as Edge's music hit.

"And here he comes now!" J.R announced.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome your NEW WWE World Heavyweight Champion, the rated R superstar... Edge" Lillian Garcia announced as the fans booed.

Edge slid into the ring and held his title over his head. No amount of booing was going to ruin his moment.

He snatched the microphone from Lillian and smiled. "This is my ring, baby. Beat it!" he said pointing her out.

Lillian's jaw dropped as she walked out of the ring.

"That's more like it" Edge smirked as the fans booed even louder.

"Oh are you guys mad? Well that's just to bad!" Edge laughed.

"I'm the new WWE Champion and there's not a damn thing any of you can do about it. I beat your hero John Cena yesterday night and it felt damn good. You all thought I would just leave after Jeff Hardy cheated and stole my girlfriend but I didn't! I don't care about Jeff, or his slut Lita"

"No, I decided to make a statement by cashing in my Money in the Bank briefcase and becoming YOUR WWE Champion!" Edge said holding his title up.

"And now that I'm the Champion, I have no need for a slut like Lita or a druggie like Jeff Hardy" Edge chuckled as the crowd started a "You suck" chant.

"Did you hear that, Jeff? I don't care about you anymore. So you and your whore can rot in hell as far as I'm concerned"

"Boy, for someone who doesn't care he sure does have a lot to say about them" King said as J.R nodded in agreement.

"Now that I have Jeff out of the way-"

Jeff Hardy's music hit as the crowd went crazy. Jeff and Lita walked out and into the ring before Jeff grabbed a microphone.

"Out of the way? You think you can come out here and make fun of me and my girlfriend and then think I'm not going to come out here and say something about it? No, I do have something to say. Your out here running your mouth like you own the place. But I believe I beat you yesterday, which means I'm the number one contender" Jeff said as the fans cheered.

John Cena's music came on and out walked the former champ, running down the ramp and into the ring.

"Now I hate to interrupt you, Jeff. But I never got my re-match" John said turning to face Edge. "And I want it tonight"

Jeff raised an eyebrow. "With all due respect, John. I beat him yesterday, you didn't"

"With all due respect, Jeff. You had a little bit of help" John said looking at Lita.

Lita took the microphone from Jeff. "First of all, Edge. I'm not a slut, I'm not a whore. I'm a woman who realized that your nothing but trash"

Edge's mouth dropped as Lita turned her attention to Cena. "And yeah I helped him, but don't you act like someone's never helped you in a match. Because someone has. Lots of people have"

Vince McMahon's music hit and out walked the chairman.

"It seems as though we have a problem here. Jeff Hardy feels like he is the number one contender and John Cena feels like he is the number one contender. So in two weeks at Armageddon it well be John Cena vs. Jeff Hardy, and the winner will face Edge at the Royal Rumble!"

The fans were behind that as they started to scream their approval. But Vince wasn't done.

"And Edge will be the special guest referee!"

The crowd cheered as Vince made his way backstage.

"That's great!" Edge smiled. "You two can beat the crap out of each other, and I can sit back and watch!"

John and Jeff looked at each other before attacking Edge. They both stomped on his body before John picked him up and gave him a attitude adjustment before Jeff climbed to the top rope and delivered a Swanton Bomb. They both picked him up as Lita hit him with a devastating Twist Of Fate.

Both John and Jeff picked up the title and stared at it before laying it on Edge's chest.

He wouldn't have that title for long.


Jeff, John and Lita walked backstage as John sighed. "Listen Jeff, there's no reason why we can't go about this as adults. I say we go out there have a good match, and let the best man win"

"Sounds good to me" Jeff nodded.

John shook his hand. "Great, you two enjoy the rest of your evening" John nodded at Lita before leaving.

Jeff took Lita's hand in his and walked down the hall.

"You two are going to have a great match, I can tell already" Lita smiled as they entered catering.

"We're gonna tear the house down" Jeff agreed as they grabbed a plate and got something to eat.

As they sat down to eat Edge walked into the room and bashed Jeff in the face with his title.

"YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST ATTACK YOUR CHAMPION LIKE THAT?!" Edge yelled as he continued to stomp on Jeff.

"EDGE STOP IT!" Lita yelled as she tried to push Edge off of Jeff.

As Jeff tried to get up his blurry eyes could see Edge shaking Lita. Jeff tried to get up and help, but the next thing he saw was Lita falling to the ground with blood pouring from her head.

He could hear thousands of people yelling in the distance but his man concern was Lita and only one thing came to mind.

Edge was a dead man.

A fucking dead man.


Oh Edge, why do you have to be so stupid? Jeff's gonna kill you. Poor Lita.

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