Whoop whoop! Two chapters in the same day, so here's another special treat for you guys! I'm currently super hyperactive so instead of letting all this energy go to waste, I decided to write more femslash! There's only 9 more days left in February so by now it's either go big or go home! So have fun with this story!
Prompt: Vastra and Jenny mix work with pleasure by having semi-public sexyfuntimes.
Bold Italics= Telepathy thoughts stuff
Yeah, I still can't get over the fact that Jenny and Vastra can communicate through fucking telepathy! OTP! OTP! OTP!
Scotland Yard was in need of the services of the Great Detective once again.
Unfortunately, Vastra and Jenny were in the middle of a rather, ahem, steamy session when Scotland Yard called on the telephone, and Vastra rued the day she bought that infernal device. It wasn't like she received many calls everyday; the only people who she kept in contact with was the Doctor and Scotland Yard. She also found these human communication devices to be mostly archaic compared to those invented by her own civilization. Even so, the Silurian hated to be interrupted, especially by imprudent apes with their ridiculous sense of timing.
Although they were obliged to report to duty, that still didn't mean Vastra had to be happy about it. Jenny on the other hand, thought she was being immature and chided her wife for scowling during the entire ride. Strax brought their coach to a stop in front of Scotland Yard headquarters where senior Inspector George Abercrombie awaited them.
"Ah, Madame Vastra...Miss Flint, how good is it that you are able to come here on such short notice,"greeted the Inspector with a courteous bow and tip of his top hat.
Vastra and Inspector Abercrombie had a long history between them that began when the Silurian was first employed by Scotland Yard. Before Jenny came along, she and Abercrombie collaborated on many cases, and he came to be one of the few humans Vastra genuinely respected and trusted.
However, Vastra wasn't in the mood for pleasantries that day and she snapped, "Yes, it's quite obvious that we're here! So just get to the point faster, Inspector. What is it exactly that you need us to deal with this time?"
Most people found Madame Vastra's feisty temper to be rather off putting, and it was no different for this Inspector. The man could only stutter in response, "Well...um...yes, of course, Madame, please forgive me. So you see, we've been working on this case concerning the murder of a wealthy gentleman by the name of Dr. Benjamin Kain. During the course of our investigations, we discovered that Dr. Kain and his wife didn't quite get along-"
"That's quite understandable."
"-and so she killed him in order run away with, and you won't believe this," Inspector Abercrombie chuckled in amusement and shook his head before continuing, "His wife had a secret female lover, some common gypsy or another! The both of them are currently making their way up toward Scotland as we speak, along with a staggering fortune stolen from the doctor's vault. It is our hope that you and Miss Flint here can track them down and apprehend the convicts under the authority of Scotland Yard," finished the Inspector with a more serious countenance.
Jenny and Vastra had to fight the urge to roll their eyes at the Inspector's narrow-mindedness toward same-sex relationships. Instead, they both opted to share a discreetly knowing glance; If only did Abercrombie ever bothered to stop and look closer at the true nature of their own relationship. Oh, how that would blow away his conservative little ape mind!
"Doesn't sound like anything we can't handle," replied Vastra with cool confidence. "Jenny and I shall be on the next train heading to Scotland by this afternoon."
"Excellent! Would you mind following me to my office? There are still some important paperwork regarding the case that I need to give you."
A curt nod from Vastra signaled the Inspector to go ahead and lead the way to his office. Now Abercrombie is, in fact, a man aged beyond his prime and not as keen as he used to be. With retirement waiting just around the corner, he no longer bothered to keep his personal office organized. Papers, books, and odd knick-knacks of all kinds were thrown about the room in no particular order. It was a miracle that he was able to get anything done at all!
Another unfortunate trait of the Inspector, is that he also possessed a tendency to drone on about trivial things that nobody ever paid any attention to. Jenny, as usual, simply tuned out the Inspector as her mind began straying toward other matters, such as what she was going to cook for dinner, that beautiful dress she saw displayed in a shop window on their way here, and where would be a good place to hide the sherbet fancies from Strax.
She then felt something glide against her leg, and was barely able to prevent herself from leaping three feet into the air. In their rush to get dressed that morning, Jenny had neglected to put on her stockings and now she was regretting it. Jenny, knowing exactly who the culprit was, shot a threatening glare toward Vastra whose tongue was hanging not-so-innocently out of her mouth.
Oi! What the hell do you think you're doing?!
I just want to have a little taste, that's all.
Daft lizard...well knock it off, the Inspector is literally right there!
By God, Jenny couldn't believe the nerve of this woman; It was as if Vastra wanted them to get caught!
No. Was the Silurian's stubborn response. Vastra continued to caress Jenny's legs under her skirts using her long tongue, while ignoring Jenny's protests and threats. In fact, Vastra was having far too much fun teasing her wife to care about the rules of propiority.
Her tongue moved higher and higher until it reached its final destination. Wiggling its way inside Jenny's knickers, one swift stroke against her clit caused Jenny to release a high-pitched squeal of surprise that would have shattered the eardrums. Jenny's hand instantly went to cover her mouth as her face tried its best to impersonate a tomato. Vastra, aware that she has gone too far, wasted no time in retracting her tongue back into her mouth.
Abercrombie spun around from behind his desk and asked, "What in Jesus Christ was that noise?"
Poor Jenny was too mortified to say anything, so it was Vastra who did the explaining, "It's nothing to worry about, Inspector. Jenny here has been struck with the hiccups, but I'm sure it will go away soon."
"Oh...um...well in that case, you have my condolences, Miss Flint."
He didn't press them any further, but instead went back to searching for the case files through the massive pile of papers on his desk. Vastra turned toward Jenny, wearing a mischievous smirk on her face, and winked at her. Jenny was so close to ripping that infuriating smirk off of the Silurian's face with a knife. After what felt like an eternity, Abercrombie finally found the missing files, which he then handed over to Madame Vastra. She and Jenny bid the Inspector farewell before hastily departing from his office.
Jenny was still seething at Vastra for that stunt she pulled as they walked side-by-side down the hall. The Silurian's impassive expression indicated that she either didn't notice or didn't care, and that only frustrated Jenny even more. She was preoccupied with thinking about ways to get revenge, when Vastra suddenly pulled her into what looked like a storage closet-how dignified- and pushed her back against the door.
"What the devil is-"
Jenny never got a chance to finish that sentence due to Vastra's muscular body pressing against hers, and cold lips colliding with her own with such bruising force. The kissing that ensued was very passionate and erratic, so full of want. It wasn't long before Vastra's sinful tongue had succeeded in penetrating Jenny's defenses, causing her to moan in spite of herself. At the same time, Vastra's hands were also busy with roaming all over Jenny's body, eager to touch every single curve and crevice.
Vastra eventually broke the kiss and moved to Jenny's neck where she whispered in her ear, "I believe we have some unfinished business that we need to attend to."
Jenny could practically hear the smirk that was undoubtedly taking form on Vastra's lips as the Silurian proceeded to ravage her neck.
"You're absolutely unbelievable, you know that?" Jenny huffed, trying to sound seriously mad, but it proved to be utterly impossible when she found Vastra's ministrations so enjoyable. She became annoyed at herself for that, because although she was a maid trained in the art of combat and married to a prehistoric lizard woman, even Jenny still had her standards when it came to intimacy outside the bedroom. "This is Scotland Yard headquarters for God's sake, they might hear us!"
"Then I suppose you'll just have to try being more quiet, my dear," replied Vastra,who was relentlessly working on loosening the buttons of Jenny's blouse.
Be more silent, was that really the best solution she could come up with? Jenny gave an incredulous snort, like that was going to happen!
Another sensual moan escaped from Jenny's mouth as Vastra's hand slipped through her shirt and cupped a firm breast. The Silurian was most pleased by the fact that her wife had forgotten to wear her corset, as well as her stockings. Jenny's eyes were screwed tightly shut, and she had to bite her lip to prevent herself from making any more noises. She knew that what they're currently doing came with enormous risks, but alas it was far too pleasurable to stop.
Most of Jenny's willpower had already evaporated by now, but she still had enough for one last albeit weak objection, "But what about….the case then?"
"The case can wait. Besides, if we are going to Scotland, then it would be best if I use this time to practice my Scottish accent," Vastra purred into Jenny's ear, making sure to emphasize the Scottish twang in her voice that she knew Jenny found to be very sexy.
Vastra then pushed her hand palm-first against Jenny's wet and throbbing core, forcing her to muffle her groans within Vastra's shoulder. Jenny knew in that moment that she was going to be in so much trouble. Vastra, on the other hand, simply threw all caution to the wind as she continued to indulge herself in her wife's delectable body.
What Scotland Yard doesn't know won't hurt them, right?
I've said it a million times and I'll say it again, Horny Lizard Vastra is life! I can honestly imagine that with her being a lizard, her sex drive would be going through the roof. Oh and that tongue...damn. This was really fun to write, especially Jenny's reactions. Anyway, please do leave a review and I'll be back real soon with another story! But most importantly, remember to stay gay, everyone ;)