Prepare for more Cullen/Hale hilarity! What do you guys think of the situations that go on in Jasper's insane life when Bella's not around? What was the funniest? Please tell me so I know what you like best! Anyway, read on!


Wow. I was actually making out with Jasper and not embarrassing myself or dying. This was seeming so easy. Just when it seemed simple, Jacob pulled up to my driveway. He had the most disgusted look on his face that I'd ever seen. Jas pulled away from me slowly, not letting his arms come off me. Jacob climbed out of his truck and walked over to us. He looked mad.

"What the hell is this?" Jacob practically growled

"I'm sorry, I think I was just kissing my girlfriend, and anyway what does it have to do with you?" Jasper growled back

"Your girlfriend? Bella have you lost your goddamn mind? He'll kill you!"

"No I haven't lost my mind Jake! I'll date whoever I want and you cant have any say in it! You're not Charlie, so you can back the hell out of my damn business!" I half shouted at him. Who did he think he was?

"Sorry, Bells, I don't want to cause any trouble for you. I'll be on my way now. I'll see you tomorrow." Jasper told me, giving me one last kiss before leaving, with a little extra pizzazz to make Jake even more mad. After that he did his speed walk to his car

"Bella, are you insane?" Jacob questioned me angrily as soon as Jasper left

"No Jacob. I really like Jasper, and he's not going to hurt me. And sorry, I don't know where sane is, so I have to say no, I'm not insane." I said, really pissed off

"Whatever, smartmouth. But whenever he does, I won't be around to save you. Good luck." he grouched, stomping back to his truck

When I got inside, the phone rang. It was Jasper. Alive had seen what happened with Jacob. He sounded really sad that I'd lost a friend. As if it was his fault. It sure as hell wasn't. I was kissing him just as much as he was kissing me. I wasn't about to let him blame himself. Plus, if Jake was going to be so rude about that then I didn't need him as a friend anyway.

Jasper's POV

The second I got off the phone with Bella, Edward decided to attempt to make me upset.

"Hey, Jas, sorry to burst your bubble, but phone sex is kind of impossible on those things. They don't have screens, so you can't-"

"Edward, please, not now. I will never even attempt that, even after I'm married to Bella." I cut him off

"Oh, so you guys are engaged? Isn't it a bit soon-"

"Edward! Shut your damn mouth!" I yelled at him

"Guys, what's the problem here?" Carlisle interrupted our fight

"Edward won't shut up about my sex life." I blurted angrily

"Ha! You mean your non existent sex life?" Edward laughed

"Edward! Leave Jasper alone. Grow up a bit would you? You're over a hundred years old. You're plenty mature enough. Or so I thought." Carlisle told him

With that, Edward left the room. This was the bad thing about being the only virgin in a family. Or at least I think I'm the only one, I'm not sure about Carlisle. He's been married to Esme for a while now, so I wouldn't suggest he's a virgin. Esme clearly isn't, she had a son right before she was turned. I almost wish I could have children, but it might be good that I can't. It's one less mistake to prevent. I just hope Bella isn't hoping for a family later on, because I can't provide that for her.

"Hey Jas. Edward is in there, listening to your thoughts. I know what it's like to wish you could have children. I've been wishing since I figured out I couldn't. But I've wanted children all my life, since I was a little girl." Rosalie told me sympathetically

"I'm not sure if I wish I could have children or not. It sounds like a magical journey though." I admitted to her

"I'm positive it would be. It sucks that we can't reproduce, but we have to endure it. But if you ever want to talk to me then don't be afraid to." she stated

"Ok, I won't. But honestly Rose, I probably won't want to talk about it." I said honestly

"I know. I was just saying since no one else seems to be wishing for it like me, and you almost do, that we could talk about it. But I don't mind if you don't want to. I still have Emmett for that." she said, smiling when she mentioned Emmett

Just then, Emmett came into the living room.

"Why did I hear my name in here?" he asked

"I was saying how we wish we could have kids." Rosalie informed him

"Oh. It is a big ass bummer that we can't. But that way we don't need protection, and it's better without it anyway." he said, leaning over to kiss Rose softly

The way he kissed her was so gentle, it wasn't disgusting for once. It was actually almost romantic. This was the first time I was actually realizing that they really loved eachother, and not just their bodies. Plus, I could feel the love in the air, coming off them. Just then, he grabbed the couch, (where she was sitting) right behind her shoulders and put his knees on the cushion and kissed her harder. He was pretty much coming onto her, and it was getting disgusting fast. I got up to get the hell out of there.

"Relax bro, we weren't going to fuck right here." Emmett assured me

"We were actually making our way to the bedroom." Rosalie added

"God, guys. I don't need details. Go have fun." I said, disgusted

Bella's POV

Charlie had come home while I was upstairs doing my homework. It was hard to think about all of this with the anger Jacob had stirred up in my head, and I couldn't get Jasper out of my head either. It didn't help that I was insanely nervous about meeting his family. How was I supposed to act? What were they like? What if they hated me? It was all too much to think of at once, but somehow I pulled it off.

I didn't sleep well that night, so I was still up at 1 a.m, trying to finish my homework that I'd given up on earlier. Randomly, I heard something at my window. Suddenly, Jasper appeared in my bedroom. What the hell?

"What-um-how did you get in here?" I questioned him, a little freaked out

"You just watched me come through the window. Why are you questioning my choice of entrance?" he said jokingly

"I just thought I imagined it or something. Apparently I didn't."

"Why are you still up? You're a pretty little human, you need your beauty sleep." he said, kissing me gently

"I had to finish some homework." I told him a half truth. I wasn't about to tell him I was scared

"I'm sensing the lying in your voice. Emotion mixer, that's what I call my gift." he explained

"Ok, maybe I'm a little nervous about tomorrow night." I admitted

"We're not going to hurt you, there's no way in hell that'll happen. Don't worry, everything will be fine." he assured me

"But what if your family doesn't like me?" I asked

"They will Bells, who wouldn't love you?"

"Um, most people. They just look at me like they look at air." I replied

"No they don't. Edward hears them thinking that you're beautiful and they wish you weren't taken. I'm not making it up, you can ask him if you want. And Bells, they're right. You are beautiful." he informed me

"You are too." I said back, as he ran his fingers through my hair and kissed me again, but much deeper this time.

"Now, I want you to get some sleep. You can't be tired at dinner tomorrow, plus we have that biology test and drama club again." he said after pulling away, his hands resting on my shoulders

"Ok, Jas. I'll see you tomorrow." I told him

"Alright. I'll pick you up for school so that after drama club we can just go straight to my house. No sense in using extra gasoline when we have other options. I'll see you tomorrow." after he said that, he was gone.


Ok, so this chapter really has a cliff hanger here, but what I'm about to say is even more interesting. I'm going to play around with the rules of vampire reproduction. Not with Bella and Jasper though. I haven't actually decided who with, but I have decided how its going to happen and that it will. I will slip it in whenever it seems legit. In case you haven't realized it yet, Bella and Jasper's relationship is a lot different than Bella and Edward's was, but this is my story, and not Stephenie Meyer's. I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT EVEN THOUGH I WISH I DID. Please review! Follow me on instagram shaye_is_dying