Ch4: Camp halfblood
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Percy at first was expecting some vast military encampment with torret defence and armed guards like in New Rome only to find the place was like a summer camp of mortals, well, at least the climbing wall had lava so that's a plus. Sally had the same reaction to the camp as well, she'd been ordered by percy to keep her legion tattoo hidden from the Greeks at camp since they had no clue Roman's existed still.
They were greeted at the boundary by a firmilular looking girl with short black hair, punk clothing and in a camp uniform.
"Oh man, they got you percy? " the girl sighed dejectly.
" Thalia, what are you doing in a greek camp? " percy asked in confusion.
" found out that my birth father was a grekko god, thunderbuns Zeus, guy's bolts can't hold a candle to Dad's. " she shuddered at the last bit." He had the girl scouts there drag me here. so, got your ass captured by the girl scouts? "
" show respect girl. " zoe demanded.
" zoe, please I don't know why you guys hate each other but Thalia's my little sister, please don't fight. " percy requested. The hunters and Sally looked at Thalia in shock.
" adopted. " she dead panned." Who's she? She's not a hunter, your girlfriend maybe? "
" Thalia she's my daughter, Sally perseusdaughter. Or her midguardian name of Sally jackson. " percy explained patiently." I adopted her a few years ago like mum did with you. "
" She's my aunt? " Sally asked as she looked at the 13 year old demigoddess.
" yes, now please we've got to find the centaur chiron who runs this place. " percy explained patiently as artemis slipped her hand into his.
" How did you get friendly with the maiden? " Thalia asked.
" we were forced into this by Zeus and Thor, we didn't like it at first but we found we have a lot in common. " Artemis admitted with a faint blush at that.
" Killed a pervert? " thalia asked bluntly.
" Rapist actually. " Percy explained. Thalia gave a approving smirk and high fived percy happily." One down, God's know how many to go. "
" don't ask me. " percy defended." Ask Frigga that or odin. "
" Who? " artemis asked.
" my great great grandparents. " percy explained calmly." the king and queen of asguard."
"So,this way then. " thalia shrugged as she lead the group towards the big house. Many male campers were terrified of the hunters but the few who gave wolf whistles got hit hard by blunt arrows. Some looked at percy and Sally on confusion.
" Ah, Lady Artemis, to what do we owe this pleasure? " a centaur asked.
" Hello chiron, father ordered us to stay here for one year. " artemis explained.
" Who is this young lad? " chiron asked as he looked at percy.
" I am perseus Helason, God of Valhalla, elements and hunting. " percy introduced." but please, just call me percy. "
" oh, it's Peter Henderson. " a fat man commented.
" doniseus. " percy said shortly.
" So, how are you two enjoying things so far? " the wine god asked casually.
" How do you think? We're being forced to marry each other. " artemis deadpanned.
" What? " chiron asked on shock.
" Thor and Zeus got in a fight over a mortal woman in Maine, to prevent war they had a arranged marriage between us. " Percy sighed as artemis gave his hand a reassuring squeeze to his confusion.
" He so far has proven to be a acceptable man. " artemis shrugged." he stood up for his mother to protect her, saved and comforted Sally here and befriended Zoe. "
" Holy Hephestus. " a black haired girl awed, she was obviously a daughter of demeter.
" oi! Don't use my dad's name like that! " a well built brown haired boy chided. Definitely a child of the Forge god.
" jeez Becondorf. Sorry. " the girl sighed.
" How'd he get a date with her? I'm way better than some unclaimed demigod. " a blonde teen, roughly fifteen chided.
" Thesues I wouldn't do that if I were you. " chiron sighed.
" lucky for me, you're not. " Thesues replied arrogantly.
" Sea weed brain. " thalia scoffed.
" shut it. " theseus snapped.
" Let me. " Sally stated. Artemis raised a eyebrow but percy nodded. Sally walked over and pulled moisture from the air before slapping the boy across the camp towards the arena." Grendel fought better. Smelled better too. " at that thalia and percy burst out laughing at the demigod.
" DON'T YOU DARE DO THAT AGAIN BITCH! " theseus roared as lightning shot from the demigod in waves.
" Dad, permission to kick his ass ? " Sally asked. Normally she was polite and calm but threaten her family or friends and she'll beat you six ways to the next age.
" don't need to ask me, but don't harm thunder thy's son too much. " percy shrugged leading to the sky rumbling dangerously." Hey, you forced artemis into this, you deal with it. "
Sally pulled out her sword of Ora she called peacemaker. Contradictory but it was a gift from her great grandfather Lori. The son of Zeus pulled out a celestial bronze sword with the word skystrike on its side in ancient Greek. They both charged and their blades hit but both passed through the other in a instant, neither had time to react as both got a sword to the chest. Theseus ended up with a nonleathal but painful cut across his chest while Sally ended with a deep gash. They both fell over and percy rushed to his daughter's side.
"See you in Valhalla dad. " she gave a tired smile.
" It's not yet your time. " percy gave her a soft smile and summoned some water, placing it over her skin. It heeled the wound up in a instant. He then snapped his fingers and his symbol appeared above her head, it was a wolf's paw print with a blue scepter in the middle. Another one appeared alongside it, a seagreen trident.
Percy calmly stood up. "PERSEIDON GET HERE THIS FUCKING INSTANT!" he called at the top of his lungs, said terrified god flashed in. He'd been on the receiving end of a angry asguardian before, he really didn't like it. "WHY WOULD YOU ABANDON YOUR DAUGHTER?! YOU ARROGANT GREEK YOU LEFT HER WITHOUT A FAMILY, SHE WAS RAPED PERSEIDON RAPED! AND DON'T GIVE ME THE WHOLE 'ANCIENT LAWS FORBID IT' CRAP BECAUSE I KNOW YOU COULD OF ASKED HESTIA OR A FUCKING SATAUR TO GET HER! NOW WHY THE HELL DO YOU ONLY BOTHER NOW THAT SHE'S AT CAMP?! "
To say most were terrified was a drastic understatement, most campers fainted in fright from the ordeal.
" But I, I... It was WHY SHOULD I?! " perseidon demanded.
" Listen up you disrespectful pathetic excuse of a god, come near my daughter again and I WILL send you to mum's domain. " percy threatened.
" SHE'S MY DAUGHTER! " the sea god shouted.
" you abandoned her. " percy stated simply before kicking the God over and placing the hammer he carried on his chest. It had the same enchantment as his father's one but couldn't generate the elements or let him fly." Ever pull shit like that again and I WILL make you fade, painfully. Clear? " the frightened sea god nodded fearfully before percy removed the hammer and let the sea god flash away. He then turned to his still unconscious daughter and lifted her up as best he could in his 12 year old form." chiron, where should we let her stay? "
The old centaur looked perplexed by the situation." Normally we would let them stay in their parent's cabin but she is your adopted daughter yet you don't have a cabin. "
" She can stay with us in my cabin. " Artemis explained. Percy nodded and with artemis's help they carried her to the cabin, percy was about to pass the threshold when he was sent flying back a few meters and landed on his ass painfully." oops. "
" what in the nine realms was that? " percy asked with a slight groan.
" A magical barrier. " thalia stated simply from besides him." no male can enter the cabin. "
" okay percy, it's safe now. " artemis smiled as she helped him to his feet." so stop lounging around like a worthless and lazy male. "
" I'd like to but my whole body is numb, what would that of done to a demigod? " percy asked.
" fry them. " artemis shrugged like it was no big deal. She then pulled him into her cabin, this time without him getting harmed. Sally was still out cold and on one bed, thalia was sitting on hers while sharpening her arrows. Pheobe was spinning her daggers and two girls were playing that game where you rapidly stab a knife between your fingers and try not to get cut.
"are thou okay perceus? " zoe asked calmly but was obviously trying to hold back laughter.
" my entire body is numb. " percy stated simply as he laid on the floor." why do I feel like I've got a target on my head now? "
" well, you did yell at perseidon, let your daughter kick the male's ass and insulted dad. " artemis smiled." if you weren't a god and a male, you'd make a fine huntress. "
" whoopee. " percy stated without emotion or much energy before he passed out cold.
