Gravity Falls: Fanfiction

It was now late in the afternoon. Grunkle Stan returned from his "date" with Lazy Susan. Of course, all he did was drool over her. And Lazy Susan, being the oblivious woman that she is, thought the old man was just being extra nice. Poor dude.

"Kids?" he called out to the twins. No reply. "Kids?!" he shouted louder.

He went up the stairs and into his computer room. He opened the door. He looked in the room in confusion. The twins fell asleep while using the computer! Mabel was lying on the floor while Dipper was snoozing on the keyboard.

"I'll let them carry on." Stan said as he quietly shut the door. He placed his hands on his hips. Now, where are his employees? He explicitly remembered giving them work to do.

He went down the stairs and sighed. Why did everyone go missing? he thought. He heard giggling coming from... the bathroom? Really? He walked down the hallway into the sanitary room. He barged in the room and scoffed.

Wendy was sitting on the toilet with the laptop on her lap. Soos was looking above her shoulder, laughing. The cleaning supplies were placed in the sink.

"Wendy! Soos!" he shouted, angrily. "What in Sir Issac H. Netwon are you doing?" He was mad that they were slacking off but he was even more mad that they took his laptop, without his permission.

"Oh! Mr. Pines!" Soos exclaimed, nervously. "We were just uh- taking a break!" he grabbed the cleaning rag. "And now it's time to get back to work! R-right, Wendy?"

"What?" she looked up, absent-minded. "Uh, yeah sure." She gave Stan his laptop and smiled. "Here's your 'puter, sir."

"That's more like it." he grunted. "Back to work." He pointed at the sink. He left shortly after that.

I wonder what those two were up to. He thought as he opened his computer. The screen was on the Fanfiction website.

"Fanfiction?" Stan muttered to himself. "What kind of website is this?" he scrolled through the many pages. He found some stories of his favorite movie, The Duchess Approves.

He began to skim through a selected fic. He found himself tearing up over one. He read another and began chortling.

"Ha! These fics are great! Now, where do I sign up?" He squinted as he searched for the "Sign Up" option. He smiled as he found the little button and he quickly joined the community.

"MrMoneyBags." he smiled at himself. "Those kids will never know it's me." He browsed around some more until he found something that caught his attention.

"'Gimme, Gimme Never Gets'? I wonder what this is about." the old man began to read, eager to know what would happen in the fic.

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Dipper groaned. He sat up and rubbed his eyes. He felt the sides of his face. There was drool all over them. He glanced at the keyboard. There was drool all over it too. Gross.

Mabel was still sound asleep on the floor. Dipper gently nudged her head. "M-Mabel wake up." he said, hoarsely. He cleared his throat. "Mabel." he said, firmly.

Mabel blinked a few times before she opened her eyes. She sat up and yawned. "Dipper?" she asked, tiredly. "How long were we asleep?" She rubbed her eyes and lied back on the floor.

Dipper looked at his watch. It was 6:45. They've been feeling snoozy since 3:30. "About three hours." he yawned. "And get up." He ran out of the room to get some wipes. He became back and saw Mabel looking at the computer.

"What is it, Mabel?" Dipper asked as he cleaned his mess. "Some of the story summaries are just messed up. I don't even know how to explain it."

"Well, uh, yeah! That's the joy of writing." Dipper chuckled, nervously. He threw the garbage in the wastebasket and sat back down at the computer. Mabel grabbed the chair and sat next to him.

Several minutes later, a fuming Grunkle Stan walked in the room. His face was red with anger.

"Whoa, Grunkle Stan. Are you okay?" Dipper asked, concerned.

"I'm sorry, but I'm just so pissed off right now." he yelled angrily.

"Why? What happened?" Mabel asked, confused.

"So I was reading Fanfiction when-"

"Wait!" Dipper interupped. "Since when do you read fanfics?"

"Long story!" the elder shouted. "So I was reading when I found two fanfics about me. And both are about how cheap and jerkish I am!"

"Oh no!" Mabel cried. "What were there usernames?"

"Um, they were misssmiledip and galaxynation."

The twins gulped upon hearing the names. They couldn't get in trouble. All the fun would end! They decided to play dumb.

"Wow, I wish I knew who they were." Dipper said, not looking at his great uncle.

"Yeah, what meanies!" Mabe added, smiling nervously.

"Agreed." Grunkle Stan replied. "Well, I'm gonna use the john. See you rascals later." And with that, he left the twins alone.

"Holy sh- he almost found out!" Mabel wailed. "We're screwed!"

"Hey, almost is the key word, isn't it?" Dipper answered, calmly.

"Just deny everything and we'll be fine."

"Right, right." Mabel huffed. "Deny, deny, deny." She looked around for more cool stories. All of a sudden, she found something that made her raise an eyebrow.

"Hey, Dipper?" she asked.

"Yeah?" was the twin's reply.

"What's 'pinescest'?"

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HAHAHAHA! I'M BACK, KIDS. LET'S PARTY! SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG. SCHOOL GOT IN THE WAY LIKE HOLY F-

all right. i'm gonna go drink some coke bye!