Gravity Falls: Fanfiction

"Pinescest?" the younger twin repeated, confused. "Never heard of it. What fanfic is that?"

"I Just Wanna Try Something by Elusive Acorn." Mabel answered, glancing up at him. "Sounds weird! Let me read this."

Dipper began picking up some pens he dropped while he was sleeping. Mabel read through this new fanfic with great intensity. All of a sudden, her eyes widen and she slowly backed away from the computer.

"Oh God." she said, freaking out. "Oh my God. Oh my freaking God. Oh my fu-"

"You ok, Mabel?" her brother asked, sneering.

"D-D-Dude. Don't. Read. That. Fanfic." replied the twin.

"Why? It can't be that bad." Dipper said, as he sat down at the computer. "You overreacted too much."

Mabel sat on the floor with her knees pulled up to her chest. She sat there thinking about life and how she viewed it. It seems that she lost her last bit of innocence while reading that story.

"OH MY GOD. WHY WOULD PEOPLE WRITE THIS?!" Dipper suddenly blurted out. "Holy shit. What- Why- How- Oh my GOD! Mabel! This story is-"

"Don't say it."

"It's-"

"I'm warning you!"

"Incest!"

"Augh!" the little girl wailed.

"Mabel," Dipper began in a frantic tone. "According to the Pinescest fans, we're a good couple..."

Mabel stared at her twin. Dipper stared at his twin. Both looked at each other for several minutes before bursting out into screams.

"How are WE a good couple?" Mabel asked, face palming.

"I-I-I don't know!" Dipper shouted. "But holy cheese, that's wrong! We're related!"

"Yeah, well, try telling that to the fans!"

Dipper ignored her and frantically searched for more of the so called "Pinescest" stories. Instead of sibling butt times, he got something much much less appealing.

"Oh. My. God." he shrieked. "Someone wrote a fic about me...and..."

"And who?" Mabel asked, freaking out. "Wendy? Gideon? Pacifica?"

"and Robbie!" the brunet said, fidgeting.

Instead of going on with her brother, Mabel did something unlikely. She started laughing.

"Oh my gosh, that's funny!" she said, through giggles. "Who would have thought that you and Robbie would make a cute couple?!"

"Shut up!" Dipper yelled, angrily. "I wouldn't be laughing if I were you. I just found a story between you and Pacifica!"

"Hahahah- wait, what?" Mabel asked, doing a double take.

"See for yourself." Dipper motioned her to come to the computer. "It's called Northern Pines by Eppie's Dinner."

Mabel sat down, but not before glaring at her brother. Her eyes quickly ran through the fanfic. Her mouth opened but no words came out.

"Whoa, lesbian times." Dipper smirked at his twin. "Hot, sexy, fun times."

"Next!" Mabel said, covering her face in embarrassment. "More like awkward times."

"Hey, check this one-"

"Augh! Sick!" a noise came from outside.

"Sounds like Grunkle Stan." Mabel said, giggling.

The twins ran down the stairs and into the living room. Grunkle Stan was lying on the couch with his laptop on top of him.

"What's wrong, Stan?" Dipper asked.

"Someone wrote a story between me and Soos!"

Mabel and Dipper looked to each other with gross expressions on their faces.

"Whoa." Mabel remarked.

"And also, I read a story where you two.. are.. well.."

"Yeah! We know!" the two said simultaneously.

"Let's never speak of it." Dipper said to his great uncle and his sister.

Mabel, who had gotten ahold of the laptop, signed into her account. Grunkle Stan looked her shoulder. He gasped in shock.

"Wait a minute! You're misssmiledip?!" he yelled.

Mabel stopped dead in her tracks. Crap, she was caught! "G-Guilty." she replied, nervously.

"So, you were the one who wrote that fanfic about me!" he spat. "And I bet Dipper is galaxynation, am I right?" He looked at his great-nephew.

"Y-yes. That's me." Dipper answered, hanging his head.

"Well. So let it be." The old man got up and charged to the computer room. He shut down the machinery and locked the door.

"Now, you two don't have access to fanfiction anymore!" Stan sneered before walking away.

Dipper and Mabel looked at their now-gone great uncle in shock. They slid down the walls and onto the floor.

"Now what, Dipper!?" Mabel cried. "I have to update my fanfics!"

"Don't worry, sis." Dipper answered, fixing his cap. "I have a plan.

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And Chapter 6 is done! Thanks so much for the 90+ reviews! My goal is to reach 120 reviews. C:

So the twins discovered Pinescest! Oh no! Personally, I dislike the ship, but you know, some fics and fanart are cute.

Next chapter includes Dipper's plan. Moar Wendy and Soos. And a better side to the shipping dilemma. :3

Wow, soon I'm going to start writing chapter 7. Whoa, that was fast. Hahaha. I'm leaning for 10-12 chapters. But, we'll see..

On a side note, would of any of you kids read a ROTG fic I'm working on? :'D