Gravity Falls: Fanfiction

Mabel raised an eyebrow. "A plan?" she asked skeptically. Dipper's plans were usually good, but lately his plans have been, well, slacking off a bit.

"Yeah! I always have a plan!" Dipper answered, feigning a triumph.

"What plan?" she asked, seriously. "It won't get us in trouble like the last time, right? Because I really do not want anymore problems."

"Uh, no. It won't, so, relax." her twin reassured. "I'll tell you tomorrow because, wow, I'm exhausted."

Dipper got up from the floor and stretched. Boy, was his body all tense! That's what you get for sitting all day. Mabel followed and yawned. What a productive day it has been.

"Let's go, sis." Dipper whispered. "We have to be quiet. Grunkle Stan's asleep." Mabel smiled as she grabbed her brother's had and quickly pulled him into their room.

"Whoa!" Dipper shouted quietly. "Watch it, Mabel!" He accidentally banged his head on the door. He sat down on his bed and gently rubbed his sore cranium.

"Sorry, Dipper." she stiffed a giggle. "You'll be fine. Hope you don't forget the plan!" she said, cheerfully.

"My plan?" Dipper asked, confused for a second. Suddenly, realization hit. "Oh! Oh! Right! My plan! Uh, yeah! Don't worry, Mabes." he exclaimed. "I got it all figured it out."

"I hope you do." Mabel said, as she climbed into bed. "I'm so tired, I could sleep for a year."

Dipper yawned and jumped into bed as well. His eyes were getting heavy again. He quickly glanced at the clock. It read 11:45. No wonder he was so tired. The young tween looked over at his sister, who was sound asleep. He gave a small smile and turned off the light. Dipper rolled into a nice sleep as he went off to Dreamland.

The sun shined through the dainty attic window. The Pines girl groggily opened her eyes. Mabel blinked her eyes a couple of times, trying to get rid of that white, blurry sensation. She sat up and yawned. She was still tired from the day before. Her fingers were tingling from typing so much. She sighed. It was going to be a long day.

She got out of bed and went to wake up Dipper, who was happily drooling on his pillow. Mabel noticed this and inched back. Ew! Gross! she thought, with a disgusted expression. I can't touch Dipper like this! What do I do?!

Mabel scanned the room frantically and found Grunkle Stan's old back scratcher. She grabbed it and ran back to her brother. She gently exhaled and poked her brother with the long, dusty object.

Dipper, who obviously wasn't expecting that, jumped out of his bed and fell on the floor. He angrily mumbled words that would surely get him into trouble if he had an uncle who cared. His hair was a mess and there were bags under his eyes. He looked up at Mabel and snarled.

"Why would you do that?" he demanded. "I was having the most fantastic dream of my life!"

Mabel rolled her eyes. Nope, it's too early to start dealing with Dipper's crap. And she was exhausted. "Oh, who cares?" she answered, rudely. "You can fantasize about Wendy later, 'kay?"

"You just- but I-" Dipper stammered, feeling his blood rush to his cheeks. "Ugh! Whatever!" He threw his arms in the air. "Let's get some breakfast."

"Sure." Mabel chirped. "But, uh, it's best if you wash up." she gleamed. "You have something gross at the corner of your mouth and if see Wendy, well-"

"Oh my God!" Dipper shrieked. The boy ran to the bathroom, hoping he wouldn't bump into his dream girl. Mabel watched as her brother escaped from her. She laughed heartily, as she was always pleased to play jokes on him. She skipped down to the kitchen, eager to know what would happen next.

"You should have told me you were kidding!" cried Dipper, who was trying to cut his pancakes. "You made me wash my face for nothing!"

"Hey, hey, hey! It wasn't for nothing!" Mabel answered, taking a sip from her apple juice. "At least you don't have to get dolled up for later."

Dipper pouted at her and continued cutting his hotcakes. He was in no mood for Mabel's sarcasm. And speaking of sarcasm, where was Grunkle Stan?

Suddenly, as if on cue, Grunkle Stan came into the kitchen, holding the daily paper. He set the news down ad went to make himself a cup of coffee.

"Good morning, Stan." the twins said, as sweet as they could.

"Morning, ankle-biters." was the old man's reply.

"How did you sleep?" Mabel asked, sweetly.

"I'm still recovering from those scars." Stan said, shivering at the thought of last night's incident.

The man turned around and faced his kids. He noticed their stiff arms and weak fingers. "I hope yesterday's actions serve as a lesson to you two." he stated, taking a drink from his coffee.

The twins looked confusion. What was the old geezer referring to exactly?

Stan chuckled dryly before replying. "I mean, spending the entire day online." Dipper and Mabel gave a meek "oh" before returning to their breakfast.

Stan still wasn't satisfied with the great niece and nephew. "And that's why you aren't allow to touch my laptop anymore." he explained, "-for the rest of the week."

"Whatever, Stan." Dipper answered, cleaning up his mess. "We'll just go somewhere for the internet."

"What?!" Stan exclaimed. He glared at the kids, who gave him conniving smiles. "Fine, fine, whatever" he replied, with a "i'm giving up" tone. "Just don't be home late."

"Thanks, Grunkle Stan! You're the best!" the twins beamed. They ran to give him a hug before excitedly running up the stairs to change.

"Kids these day..." the grunkle murmured as he left the kitchen.

Dipper and Mabel left the shack a little after ten. They each had 10 dollars in their pockets and a bottle of water in their hand.

"So, what's your plan!?" inquired Mabel, cheerfully.

"Uh, it's going somewhere else for the internet?" Dipper responded, confused. "I thought you heard that while I was talking with Grunkle Stan."

"Oh my God. You were serious about that?! I thought you were joking to get Stan off our asses!"

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Okay?" he reassured. "Just make the most of it."

Mabel huffed and began walking in the internet shop's direction. Dipper sighed and face-palmed. Why couldn't he come up with something better?

Dipper called out to Mabel. "Wait up!" he shouted. But the little girl was too bust fuming to listen to her brother. The twin sighed again.

It was going to be a long day.

"And that's why I want you two work harder this time." Grunkle Stan was finishing his long, boring workers' speech to his employee. "No more slacking off like yesterday. Got it?" he added with a fierce tone.

"Y-Yessir, Mr. Pines!" Soos chirped, nervously. Wendy gave a shallow "whatever" before returning to filing her nails.

"Now, get to work!" Stan finished. "I'm going out now and when I return, I expect to see you working!"

Grunkle Stan left his employees and stormed out of the house. He got into his shabby old car and drove off to God knows where.

Soos eyed Wendy, chewing on his bottom lip. It's been a while since he was scolded. He didn't know how to react.

"So, I-I guess we'll be working?" chuckled a nervous Soos as he grabbed a mop. "Right, Wendy?! Please tell me I'm right."

Wendy stuck a gum in her mouth and began chewing away. She blew a bubble out of her mouth and popped it, which startled Soos a bit. The chill girl looked at Soos and smirked.

"Nah, I'm gonna use Stan's laptop to check out Fanfiction!" beamed the redhead before heading upstairs.

Soos watched Wendy run away. He frowned. Wendy never listens to him. He placed down his mop and followed her, officially giving up on her.

Wendy ran into Stan's room and looked around, as she were a spy. She looked under his bed and in his closet. No sign of the laptop. Wendy ran her eyes quickly, hoping to find something peculiar.

She eyed something sticking out of from the side of the TV. She knew what it was! It was Stan's laptop!

Wendy smiled in success and grabbed it, eager to catch up on her latest fics.

Soos walked in just then. He fell behind because he couldn't leave the floor unmopped. It was too much. He quickly ran the squishy broom over the filthy floor and ran as fast as he could to catch up to Wendy.

The relaxed girl was casually scrolling through the website until she found something that, once again, caught her attention.

"Wow, people ship me and Dipper?" she said, confused. That was actually a thing? Sure, Wendy knew about Dipper's crush on her, but she already explained to him that she's too old for him. Nevertheless, the child was still coming up with ways to win her over.

"How can people ship me and a kid?" she muttered.

"Ship you where?" Soos asked, glancing over her shoulder. "Would you guys take a boat or what?"

Wendy laughed. Oh, Soos. Always so innocent. she thought in giggles.

"You see, Soos," she explained. "Shipping is, to put it in simple terms, when you take two people and make a them a couple." she bit her lip, hoping the man-child would understand.

Soos blinked at her and raised an eyebrow. "Okay? That seems rather weird, but that's the internet, right?" he inquired.

"Totally." Wendy answered, turning back to the laptop. "Hmm. Nothing interesting here today. What' this? 'Warning: this fic contains Pinescest.'" The teen stopped and frowned. "What's pinescest?"

Wendy clicked on the link and read said fanfic. Nothing too bad about this one, she thought, as she scrolled down the story. Just Dipper talking to Mabel, nothing interesting about that. Wendy yawned but kept reading. She felt her eyes getting heavy when all of a sudden, she saw the words "and began kissing her ".

She sat up, completely in shock about what she just read. She stared straight as reality hit. People actually SHIP Dipper and Mabel!

That's so wRONG?! went her scarred mind. That's so VILE?! That's so...so HOT?!

Wait, what?!

Wendy, not knowing how to react to this, put the laptop aside and walked out of the room. Soos looked at her, raising an eyebrow, but said nothing.

That's enough fanfiction for today.

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And thus, chapter 7 is complete! We're more than halfway done, kids. Oh no.

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Chapter 8! Hmm, well, I have no ideas for that one! Don't worry, though. Inspiration pops up when you least expect it. (:

So! Have any of you guys seen Rise of the Guardians yet? Oh my Go- it's such an awesome film?! The plot is great and the characters are precious babes! Andtheships- Yeah, I saw it twice :') and speaking of ROTG, I published a fanfic! It's called Sugar Rush! Maybe you can give it a read!

Wow, this AN is getting long. So, I'm signing off. See ya next time!